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I strive to write English perfectly, I prided myself on it at school and was always top of the class in English, but I hate to say I did that quiz, and only got 6/10. Ergo I'm not as talented as I thought, and as a result I'm not going concern myself with comma's in the right place anymore. :-)

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Yep, I got 8 out of 10 too. It's not all about application though, at least a couple of the questions rely upon a knowledge of grammatical terminology (which isn't strictly required in order to write perfect English).

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Yep, I got 8 out of 10 too. It's not all about application though, at least a couple of the questions rely upon a knowledge of grammatical terminology (which isn't strictly required in order to write perfect English).

 

Did you have to do it 3 times like bear did? Or was it first go?

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i got done cos i never knew hilary was dude - these is the sort of informations i'm always finding out too late! i also didn't know what gerunds is! I do now tho #educationbear

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i got done cos i never knew hilary was dude - these is the sort of informations i'm always finding out too late! i also didn't know what gerunds is! I do now tho #educationbear

 

Lol, I failed that one too! How you supposed to know without seeing her? It's like blind date Bangkok, you pay your money, you take your chances.

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i thought b!tch sounded like chick, i actually thought it might be someone i know. But then i hedged bets and said impossible to know without checking b!tches junk.

 

Thinking bout it I still think impossible to know cos the pimp trying to lay hilary on me could easily be lies. I understand this happens sometimes yo!

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LOL ... 2/10, but I blame the bottle of wine that I have just consumed prior to the test!!

 

Re Q3 - Did Ben / DannySFC write it? No wonder I can't keep up with his posts - I'm just plain thick :-(

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Are there actually dudes out there called Hillary? I thought it was a trick question, like "do you want to meet my mate, she is blonde, has big tits and a great personality".

 

I put the key bit in bold for you less experienced in trick questions.

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Are there actually dudes out there called Hillary? I thought it was a trick question, like "do you want to meet my mate, she is blonde, has big tits and a great personality".

 

I put the key bit in bold for you less experienced in trick questions.

 

Hilary Benn, the MP

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Are there actually dudes out there called Hillary? I thought it was a trick question, like "do you want to meet my mate, she is blonde, has big tits and a great personality".

 

I put the key bit in bold for you less experienced in trick questions.

 

Sir Edmund?

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Alright, alright there are a couple of them and that Hillary dude off Dragons Den but the question remains the same, would you bone any of them trusting it was ok cause of a comma or full stop or whatever?

 

No.

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8 out of 10

 

Some of those questions, such as the last one, test your vocabulary, rather than you're ability to use grammar correctly.

 

I would say most people could see why the sentence was wrong and could successfully rephrase it, showing excellent grammar, despite not knowing what "misplaced modifier" means.

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Did you have to do it 3 times like bear did? Or was it first go?

 

Ha! Though you think you would only need two bashes to get a ten...

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Ha! Though you think you would only need two bashes to get a ten...

 

Sorry, I couldn't understand your grammas there. Something about bear being dumb and not having a memory right?

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Stuff the grammar police.

Can any of these jumped up gobby little squirts do anything else with their brain?

They are usually unable to put a shelf up or assemble even the simplest IKEA kit...

Dyslexics rule!

 

I have met too many of these prats in my life.

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9/10

 

I don't like the construction of number three, which is poorly phrased with or without the comma. I also disagree with the one about the chair. 'I was sat in the chair' is perfectly correct in a wider context, e.g. 'When I was very young my mother took me to the dentist and I was sat in the chair'.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-22512744

 

I'm a 'promising pedant' according to this, but please don't tell the police! :p

 

As someone who regularly corrects people on their spelling and grammar (to a point), I can only put my 7/10 down to a lack of familiarity with some of the terminology and not actually being taught much grammar in that way. I also want to take issue with the implication of the comma in the question regarding brother/s and sister.

 

Agree re: "sat in the chair" as well, though I got it right anyway.

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Stuff the grammar police.

Can any of these jumped up gobby little squirts do anything else with their brain?

They are usually unable to put a shelf up or assemble even the simplest IKEA kit...

Dyslexics rule!

 

I have met too many of these prats in my life.

 

FWIW your sentence construction there wouldn't give many people problems. It's the people who can't construct a sentence without ambiguities, leaving me having to deconstruct it for 5 minutes, that I have a problem with.

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Stuff the grammar police.

Can any of these jumped up gobby little squirts do anything else with their brain?

They are usually unable to put a shelf up or assemble even the simplest IKEA kit...

Dyslexics rule!

 

I have met too many of these prats in my life.

 

Sorry to be a pedant, but shouldn't that be 'dyslexics lure'?

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8/10 - never heard of a f#cking gerund or a modifier !

I can live with most things but 'loose' instead of 'lose', 'should of' instead of 'should have' and 'are' instead of 'our' really drive me mad !!!

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8/10 - never heard of a f#cking gerund or a modifier !

I can live with most things but 'loose' instead of 'lose', 'should of' instead of 'should have' and 'are' instead of 'our' really drive me mad !!!

 

I think you'll find 'f#cking' is a gerund.

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I am 96th percentile at problem solving

6th percentile at spelling.

I can program in hexadecimal

I can design and mend most things

I have dreadful facial recognition skills

However my work is written off by most academics who read my work with the red pen in hand!

People who can't read through a sentence where the wrong two,to or too is used.

Some of them are more disabled than me!

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