Bananaman Posted 12 May, 2013 Share Posted 12 May, 2013 (edited) so today I was on my way home with the Mrs and she asks me if I was aware that there is an Aviary close to where we live... Long story short I am sitting here in my front room with a budgie named Dexter... Anyone else bought something unexpected/on a whim? Edit: for legal and ethical reasons I should point out that I do not think of 'Dexter' as "a thing" as seemingly implied. Bananaman Edited 12 May, 2013 by Bananaman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 12 May, 2013 Share Posted 12 May, 2013 Ebay and Alcohol has resulted in a few randoms. Imagine my surprise when a Skate beany baby turned up one morning. On bonfire night it made an excellent guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 12 May, 2013 Share Posted 12 May, 2013 A box of random Super 8 films in an antique shop in Stockholm. Turned out to be fascinating, including film of a National Socialist march in the 1930s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eurosaint Posted 12 May, 2013 Share Posted 12 May, 2013 Am always tapping with my fingers so I bought a set of bongos ! Have never used the bloody things since ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 12 May, 2013 Share Posted 12 May, 2013 I once paid a fiver for membership of an Internet forum. Hard to believe I know, but honestly it did happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dellboypete Posted 13 May, 2013 Share Posted 13 May, 2013 I once paid a fiver for membership of an Internet forum. Hard to believe I know, but honestly it did happen. Only once? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 13 May, 2013 Share Posted 13 May, 2013 Yep! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 13 May, 2013 Share Posted 13 May, 2013 I mean errrrmmmm Shhhhhhhhhhh. I always pay my fee! Hey Steve Grant - Look over there..... On the main board..... what's bearsy doing now? Crazy scamp..... look over there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draino76 Posted 13 May, 2013 Share Posted 13 May, 2013 I bought a kinder surprise egg yesterday when I only went to the shop to buy a 4 pack of Strongbow for the game. For most of the first half I focused on building the mini plastic aeroplane, when the stream was stuttering a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 13 May, 2013 Share Posted 13 May, 2013 A Baseball Cap. Covered with Pink Sequins. Just thought it looked silly Then last year took it as a joke for a mate's stag weekend thinking it would round off his outfit... Never imagined the repercussions. For my Stag this year we had 8 of them Visiting the factory in 3 weeks, may well start importing them into Europe. They are SUCH (unexpected) Babe Magnets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 13 May, 2013 Share Posted 13 May, 2013 Hi Phil I have a stag do next month, please send me some baseball babe magnet caps. Thanks T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 13 May, 2013 Share Posted 13 May, 2013 Hi Phil I have a stag do next month, please send me some baseball babe magnet caps. Thanks T Only collecting the sample units on 22nd June. Hope you can wait that long. If not will see what I can find for you as a back up in Ben Tranh Market in HCM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 13 May, 2013 Share Posted 13 May, 2013 Ah the Ben Tranh Market in HCM, I know it all too well. Ben does a fine job there but Tranh is a lazy bastard. Stag do is June 7th so have to go without. Amsterdam though so I believe the *****es also like Euros, that will have to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 13 May, 2013 Share Posted 13 May, 2013 A Baseball Cap. Covered with Pink Sequins. Just thought it looked silly Then last year took it as a joke for a mate's stag weekend thinking it would round off his outfit... Never imagined the repercussions. For my Stag this year we had 8 of them Visiting the factory in 3 weeks, may well start importing them into Europe. They are SUCH (unexpected) Babe Magnets http://www.girlschase.com/content/peacocking-now-scientifically-proven-get-you-girls Read The Game by Neil Strauss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 13 May, 2013 Share Posted 13 May, 2013 Ah the Ben Tranh Market in HCM, I know it all too well. Ben does a fine job there but Tranh is a lazy bastard. Stag do is June 7th so have to go without. Amsterdam though so I believe the *****es also like Euros, that will have to do. Would be a good idea not to buy one of those Electronic Smoking machines on a whim on the way. It's only a short hop & skip for a Jump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 13 May, 2013 Share Posted 13 May, 2013 Ha! I went out for drinks with 'the game' in Tokyo as a friend of a friend invited him along. He was there promoting his book - I can confirm he is a complete dweeb and got absolutely ripped (mainly by me). Who does he think he is? I might start a book "how to rip American know it alls" by Tokyo-Saint and then do a tour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 13 May, 2013 Share Posted 13 May, 2013 http://www.girlschase.com/content/peacocking-now-scientifically-proven-get-you-girls Read The Game by Neil Strauss. Damn I KNEW it. So there was me in my Flourescent Yellow Danger Men Drinking T-Shirt at the FATM gig on Friday and EoA decked out in his best Ben Sherman Polo..... T'was only when I got him to wear a pair of flashing Red Toyota Sunglasses that the night picked up. Nice to see it all scientific. (Oh and Porsche drivers only have limited amounts of sex because, (as everyone down here knows) you are only allowed to buy one IF you have a small appendage) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 13 May, 2013 Share Posted 13 May, 2013 This is how much of a knob he is, his advice on footwear is... Shoes: your choices for peacocking with shoes are generally limited to two options: lifts or cowboy boots? Super Mikey, if you wear either of these I demand you PM the admins and get the super bit removed from your name! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjsaint Posted 13 May, 2013 Share Posted 13 May, 2013 Alto sax. Yesterday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 13 May, 2013 Share Posted 13 May, 2013 This is how much of a knob he is, his advice on footwear is... Shoes: your choices for peacocking with shoes are generally limited to two options: lifts or cowboy boots? Super Mikey, if you wear either of these I demand you PM the admins and get the super bit removed from your name! I wear one on each foot. Generally cowboy on the right, lift on the left. When I go out I tend to also wear one of the cages from Mousetrap over my mouth and nose and pretend i'm a vicious dog. 60% of the time, it works every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 13 May, 2013 Share Posted 13 May, 2013 Damn I KNEW it. So there was me in my Flourescent Yellow Danger Men Drinking T-Shirt at the FATM gig on Friday and EoA decked out in his best Ben Sherman Polo..... T'was only when I got him to wear a pair of flashing Red Toyota Sunglasses that the night picked up. Nice to see it all scientific. (Oh and Porsche drivers only have limited amounts of sex because, (as everyone down here knows) you are only allowed to buy one IF you have a small appendage) Your posts never make any sense to me. I know it was a sincere reply, but it's really difficult to understand what you mean. I am sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 13 May, 2013 Share Posted 13 May, 2013 I wear one on each foot. Generally cowboy on the right, lift on the left. When I go out I tend to also wear one of the cages from Mousetrap over my mouth and nose and pretend i'm a vicious dog. 60% of the time, it works every time. I would like to see those results Michael. I bet there are a few stunners in there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 13 May, 2013 Share Posted 13 May, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 13 May, 2013 Share Posted 13 May, 2013 I would like to point out that those figures are on a percentage basis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 13 May, 2013 Share Posted 13 May, 2013 Playa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 13 May, 2013 Share Posted 13 May, 2013 I would like to point out that those figures are on a percentage basis. So is the missing two percent blokes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 13 May, 2013 Share Posted 13 May, 2013 So is the missing two percent blokes? Posh w4nks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 13 May, 2013 Share Posted 13 May, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 13 May, 2013 Share Posted 13 May, 2013 Eight copies of this. http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/offer-listing/1852250437/ref=dp_olp_0?ie=UTF8&condition=all My mate posted it on Facebook. I plan to either sell them or send them to people when their relationships break down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Gotsmanov Posted 14 May, 2013 Share Posted 14 May, 2013 A box of random Super 8 films in an antique shop in Stockholm. Turned out to be fascinating, including film of a National Socialist march in the 1930s. I bet I know the shop. I think it has closed now but it was more like a junk shop in one of the 'olde' streets off the main shopping street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 14 May, 2013 Share Posted 14 May, 2013 I bet I know the shop. I think it has closed now but it was more like a junk shop in one of the 'olde' streets off the main shopping street. Could well be the same one. Definitely more junk shop than high end, in Gamla Stan off the main street. Near the water I think, but then most places there are. It was about 15 years ago so hard to remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-scooby Posted 14 May, 2013 Share Posted 14 May, 2013 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Home-Colonic-Irrigation-Enema-Kit-Douche-PRIVATE-LISTING-fast-UK-dispatch-/230891273953?pt=UK_Health_HealthCare_RL&hash=item35c2313ee1 Felt amazing for for ages........................! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 14 May, 2013 Share Posted 14 May, 2013 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Home-Colonic-Irrigation-Enema-Kit-Douche-PRIVATE-LISTING-fast-UK-dispatch-/230891273953?pt=UK_Health_HealthCare_RL&hash=item35c2313ee1 Felt amazing for for ages........................! From that link - "Manifest Health also sell a coffee that's great for enema use". I always make it with fresh tap water and two sugars myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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