thesaint sfc Posted 2 December, 2008 Author Posted 2 December, 2008 I just kicked up a fuss because I didn't get a text message this morning and I think I may have blown things slightly out of proportion
saint_stevo Posted 2 December, 2008 Posted 2 December, 2008 why did you kick up a fuss about NOT getting a message? women are the devils spawn. They should all be beaten with a can of Servisol foam cleanser
Baj Posted 2 December, 2008 Posted 2 December, 2008 I just kicked up a fuss because I didn't get a text message this morning and I think I may have blown things slightly out of proportion Bit hard to text when you're busy ****ging.
Weston Super Saint Posted 2 December, 2008 Posted 2 December, 2008 She says she's sorry but you're dumped
Master Bates Posted 2 December, 2008 Posted 2 December, 2008 At least you all have girlfriends to moan about, NOW QUIT MOANING YOU CHARLIE UMBERELLA NOVEMBER TANGO'S
scott_saints Posted 2 December, 2008 Posted 2 December, 2008 I want a girlfriend, so I can fit in with all the women hating on here. Sadly I don't think many wimminz are interested in someone who only wants to be with them so they can talk about their relationship to geeks on a innernet fore arm.
Weston Super Saint Posted 2 December, 2008 Posted 2 December, 2008 I want a girlfriend, so I can fit in with all the women hating on here. Sadly I don't think many wimminz are interested in someone who only wants to be with them so they can talk about their relationship to geeks on a innernet fore arm. Probably just an excuse they make up tbf...
Saint_clark Posted 2 December, 2008 Posted 2 December, 2008 I just kicked up a fuss because I didn't get a text message this morning and I think I may have blown things slightly out of proportion Are you actually female? If not then f*cking hell you're an over-sensitive pr*ck.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 2 December, 2008 Posted 2 December, 2008 I just kicked up a fuss because I didn't get a text message this morning and I think I may have blown things slightly out of proportion How long have you been with him?
Thedelldays Posted 2 December, 2008 Posted 2 December, 2008 lol...what is it with women and this time of the year? still not too sure what the crack is with mine...going for something to eat in an hour or so to see how we get on.. i mean...WTF!!
SNSUN Posted 2 December, 2008 Posted 2 December, 2008 my ex gives love. Quite freely as it happens. Might explain the six kids.
dubai_phil Posted 2 December, 2008 Posted 2 December, 2008 jeez TMS is starting to become some sort of agony aunt for blokes. What happened to all that stiff upper lip cr*p, this place is full of metro's crying over their lost loves. In fact, is the fact that we all post on here possibly relevant? Maybe we get ditched because of TMS. Maybe MB should get out and get a life... Hmm we need an agony uncle, perfect job for Alpine
saint_stevo Posted 2 December, 2008 Posted 2 December, 2008 jeez TMS is starting to become some sort of agony aunt for blokes. What happened to all that stiff upper lip cr*p, this place is full of metro's crying over their lost loves. In fact, is the fact that we all post on here possibly relevant? Maybe we get ditched because of TMS. Maybe MB should get out and get a life... Hmm we need an agony uncle, perfect job for Alpine We have Adrians. Or Aids Victim. They both give good advice. Women ruin lives
Dog Posted 2 December, 2008 Posted 2 December, 2008 I just kicked up a fuss because I didn't get a text message this morning and I think I may have blown things slightly out of proportion Did you swop male bodily fluids with each other?
SNSUN Posted 2 December, 2008 Posted 2 December, 2008 i'm in a healthy relationship so don't need an agony uncle. If she ditched me? I'd kill her and move on. No use crying over spilt milk.
saint_stevo Posted 2 December, 2008 Posted 2 December, 2008 tsfc, under what context did she not text you back?
thesaint sfc Posted 2 December, 2008 Author Posted 2 December, 2008 Are you actually female? If not then f*cking hell you're an over-sensitive pr*ck. Correct.
thesaint sfc Posted 2 December, 2008 Author Posted 2 December, 2008 tsfc, under what context did she not text you back? We're all gravy now. Thanks for your concerns xx
saint_stevo Posted 2 December, 2008 Posted 2 December, 2008 We're all gravy now. Thanks for your concerns xx Starting a thread trying to cheer yourself up is quite sad btw, so is saying 'we're all gravy'. Just two points to consider
thesaint sfc Posted 2 December, 2008 Author Posted 2 December, 2008 Starting a thread trying to cheer yourself up is quite sad btw, so is saying 'we're all gravy'. Just two points to consider tfyc xx
Weston Super Saint Posted 2 December, 2008 Posted 2 December, 2008 lol...what is it with women and this time of the year? still not too sure what the crack is with mine...going for something to eat in an hour or so to see how we get on.. i mean...WTF!! Maybe she's trying to see if you've mastered the knife and fork yet :smt102
Wiltshire Saint Posted 2 December, 2008 Posted 2 December, 2008 I'll give you the love saintsfc. I've always been fond of you. xxxx
aids victim Posted 3 December, 2008 Posted 3 December, 2008 TheSaint makes a point here and that's to do with showing the love. Now, I don't have many friends in life, well, none at all really, so if you feel like showing me love in any way then text me your love 07841 847849 and you'll make my day. Maybe we could even build up a friendship and go to the cinema or something like that? Looking forward to hearing from y'all. xx
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 3 December, 2008 Posted 3 December, 2008 so if you feel like showing me love in any way then text me your love 07841 847849 and you'll make my day. Maybe we could even build up a friendship and go to the cinema or something like that? Looking forward to hearing from y'all. xx Now the cynic in me says thats not actually your number. Who have you stitched up?
Scudamore Posted 3 December, 2008 Posted 3 December, 2008 TheSaint makes a point here and that's to do with showing the love. Now, I don't have many friends in life, well, none at all really, so if you feel like showing me love in any way then text me your love ***** ****** and you'll make my day. Maybe we could even build up a friendship and go to the cinema or something like that? Looking forward to hearing from y'all. xx Wtf are you doing putting my mobile number on here? Mods sort it out.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 3 December, 2008 Posted 3 December, 2008 Wtf are you doing putting my mobile number on here? Mods sort it out. Explains all. I rang it and some mincy bloke answer the phone! :shock:
aids victim Posted 3 December, 2008 Posted 3 December, 2008 I thought that INS sounded like a mans man and one that was very funny and clever. Nobody else has rung me yet though
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 3 December, 2008 Posted 3 December, 2008 I thought that INS sounded like a mans man and one that was very funny and clever. Nobody else has rung me yet though Why thank you Aids. Question: (Feel free to answer thesaint_sfc) Do you think the newest member of http://www.freeforum101.com/themuppetshow/ is actually the same thesaint_sfc as our very own ex-mod on here? Or someone trying to 'stir'?
thesaint sfc Posted 3 December, 2008 Author Posted 3 December, 2008 Certainly wasn't me. I have to focus all my posting energy on this forum, otherwise the quality of my posts may slip.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 3 December, 2008 Posted 3 December, 2008 Certainly wasn't me. I have to focus all my posting energy on this forum, otherwise the quality of my posts may slip. As much as I thought... Had a feisty little PM from thesaint_sfc on there which wasnt akin to your 'style'. Made me lol, and I knew it wasnt the same one.
thesaint sfc Posted 3 December, 2008 Author Posted 3 December, 2008 As much as I thought... Had a feisty little PM from thesaint_sfc on there which wasnt akin to your 'style'. Made me lol, and I knew it wasnt the same one. What did it say? If he has style I may be interested in signing some sort of internet posting contract with him. As you can imagine it is hard work being me.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 3 December, 2008 Posted 3 December, 2008 What did it say? If he has style I may be interested in signing some sort of internet posting contract with him. As you can imagine it is hard work being me. He had no style. Title was: See you Crouchie Content was: Im gonna knock ya head off! Needless to say, Im currently sat on a brick made of sh!t.
Master Bates Posted 3 December, 2008 Posted 3 December, 2008 He had no style. Title was: See you Crouchie Content was: Im gonna knock ya head off! Needless to say, Im currently sat on a brick made of sh!t. A brick made of poo?
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 3 December, 2008 Posted 3 December, 2008 A brick made of poo? Yes, as in I shat bricks. Anyhow I now know who it is
thesaint sfc Posted 3 December, 2008 Author Posted 3 December, 2008 Yes, as in I shat bricks. Anyhow I now know who it is Who was it then Crouchie?
thesaint sfc Posted 3 December, 2008 Author Posted 3 December, 2008 Plastic Saint. I asked Crouchie, not Jillian.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 3 December, 2008 Posted 3 December, 2008 Plastic Saint We have a winner (And Jilly)
thesaint sfc Posted 3 December, 2008 Author Posted 3 December, 2008 Plastic Saint Thanks. I disagree. I imagine Plastic Saint to have similar style to Gok Wan
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 3 December, 2008 Posted 3 December, 2008 ****ing a horse might help your love life. Or get you imprisoned. Your love life is bound to take a turn for the worse there! :shock:
Master Bates Posted 3 December, 2008 Posted 3 December, 2008 ****ing a horse might help your love life. A PERVERT has been jailed for having sex for second time with the same HORSE. Leeroy Le Gallais, 46, was on probation for molesting gelding Calico last year. Then he was caught after leaving his underpants in the stable. But the drunken weirdo returned and committed further indecencies with the same horse, a court in Guernsey heard. Calico’s owner found a mounting stool next to the animal the next morning. Calico was also “box walking” — moving sideways — a sign of stress. Le Gallais said he meant to go home but went and “played around” with Calico. He admitted having sex with a horse and was jailed for three years.
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