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I just kicked up a fuss because I didn't get a text message this morning and I think I may have blown things slightly out of proportion :(

Bit hard to text when you're busy ****ging.

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I want a girlfriend, so I can fit in with all the women hating on here.

 

Sadly I don't think many wimminz are interested in someone who only wants to be with them so they can talk about their relationship to geeks on a innernet fore arm.

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I want a girlfriend, so I can fit in with all the women hating on here.

 

Sadly I don't think many wimminz are interested in someone who only wants to be with them so they can talk about their relationship to geeks on a innernet fore arm.

 

Probably just an excuse they make up tbf...

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I just kicked up a fuss because I didn't get a text message this morning and I think I may have blown things slightly out of proportion :(

 

Are you actually female? If not then f*cking hell you're an over-sensitive pr*ck.

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lol...what is it with women and this time of the year?

 

still not too sure what the crack is with mine...going for something to eat in an hour or so to see how we get on..

 

i mean...WTF!!

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jeez TMS is starting to become some sort of agony aunt for blokes.

 

What happened to all that stiff upper lip cr*p, this place is full of metro's crying over their lost loves.

 

In fact, is the fact that we all post on here possibly relevant? Maybe we get ditched because of TMS. Maybe MB should get out and get a life...

 

Hmm we need an agony uncle, perfect job for Alpine

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jeez TMS is starting to become some sort of agony aunt for blokes.

 

What happened to all that stiff upper lip cr*p, this place is full of metro's crying over their lost loves.

 

In fact, is the fact that we all post on here possibly relevant? Maybe we get ditched because of TMS. Maybe MB should get out and get a life...

 

Hmm we need an agony uncle, perfect job for Alpine

 

We have Adrians. Or Aids Victim. They both give good advice.

 

Women ruin lives

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I just kicked up a fuss because I didn't get a text message this morning and I think I may have blown things slightly out of proportion :(

 

Did you swop male bodily fluids with each other?

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i'm in a healthy relationship so don't need an agony uncle. If she ditched me? I'd kill her and move on. No use crying over spilt milk.

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lol...what is it with women and this time of the year?

 

still not too sure what the crack is with mine...going for something to eat in an hour or so to see how we get on..

 

i mean...WTF!!

 

Maybe she's trying to see if you've mastered the knife and fork yet :smt102

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TheSaint makes a point here and that's to do with showing the love. Now, I don't have many friends in life, well, none at all really, so if you feel like showing me love in any way then text me your love 07841 847849 and you'll make my day. Maybe we could even build up a friendship and go to the cinema or something like that?

 

Looking forward to hearing from y'all. xx

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so if you feel like showing me love in any way then text me your love 07841 847849 and you'll make my day. Maybe we could even build up a friendship and go to the cinema or something like that?

 

Looking forward to hearing from y'all. xx

 

Now the cynic in me says thats not actually your number. Who have you stitched up?

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TheSaint makes a point here and that's to do with showing the love. Now, I don't have many friends in life, well, none at all really, so if you feel like showing me love in any way then text me your love ***** ****** and you'll make my day. Maybe we could even build up a friendship and go to the cinema or something like that?

 

Looking forward to hearing from y'all. xx

 

Wtf are you doing putting my mobile number on here? Mods sort it out.

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Certainly wasn't me.

 

I have to focus all my posting energy on this forum, otherwise the quality of my posts may slip.

 

As much as I thought...

 

Had a feisty little PM from thesaint_sfc on there which wasnt akin to your 'style'.

 

Made me lol, and I knew it wasnt the same one.

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As much as I thought...

 

Had a feisty little PM from thesaint_sfc on there which wasnt akin to your 'style'.

 

Made me lol, and I knew it wasnt the same one.

 

What did it say?

 

If he has style I may be interested in signing some sort of internet posting contract with him.

 

As you can imagine it is hard work being me.

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What did it say?

 

If he has style I may be interested in signing some sort of internet posting contract with him.

 

As you can imagine it is hard work being me.

 

He had no style.

 

Title was: See you Crouchie

 

Content was:

 

Im gonna knock ya head off!

 

Needless to say, Im currently sat on a brick made of sh!t. :rolleyes:

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He had no style.

 

Title was: See you Crouchie

 

Content was:

 

Im gonna knock ya head off!

 

Needless to say, Im currently sat on a brick made of sh!t. :rolleyes:

 

A brick made of poo?

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****ing a horse might help your love life.

 

A PERVERT has been jailed for having sex for second time with the same HORSE.

 

Leeroy Le Gallais, 46, was on probation for molesting gelding Calico last year. Then he was caught after leaving his underpants in the stable.

 

But the drunken weirdo returned and committed further indecencies with the same horse, a court in Guernsey heard.

 

Calico’s owner found a mounting stool next to the animal the next morning. Calico was also “box walking” — moving sideways — a sign of stress.

 

Le Gallais said he meant to go home but went and “played around” with Calico.

 

He admitted having sex with a horse and was jailed for three years.

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