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[adrian lord]

Ideas from other sports to improve the FA Cup Final even more:-

From F1:- Female models to line the route from the dressing rooms to the pitch with a camera following the teams but focussing on the girls.

From US sports TV:- artificial breaks in the game to allow more advertising spots in the TV coverage

From motor sport:- sell advertising space on the players' shirts and shorts

From horseracing - have the pitch surrounded by bookmakers

From boxing: girls to walk round the pitch before the second half with boards carrying the number '2'.

 

Any other ideas?

 

Generally make the game really theatrical and totally fixed like WWF Wrestling. Crowd consisting of solely blue rinsed menopausal women and male homosexuals.

 

Cheerleaders, sin bins, more stop/starts than free play, Beyonce miming to some shyte of hers at half-time, theres a lot of massive "improvements" to come!