Bizarre Habits @ SMS

[Griffo]

I religiously need a **** just before kick off and at half time. Sometimes I go for a **** during the first half if I have consumed too much beer for my women's bladder to cope with. I also have a habit of hitting the bloke in front by accident when singing/disputing a decision/celebrating a goal. At Spurs on Saturday I also elbowed the girl in front of me on the top of the head. She wasn't getting involved, singing or doing anything apart from giving her boyfriend a kiss now and again. I saw this as a mini victory and can only hope that she will stay away from football from now on. If you are the bloke in front of me in row EE on the aisle seat between blocks 2-3 then I apologise.

[Lord Duckhunter]

I get annoyed with my mates during the match.They sit to the right of me and I spend the whole game waving at them, even giving them the Gareth bale hand gesture, but they ignore me and pretend they don't know me. It makes me look like I have no friends

[SuperMikey]

Some dude keeps waving at me from the Northam during games. I think i've seen him in town a few times loitering around outside Ann Summers. Always smells a little bit like Vaseline. Odd man.

[sfc4prem]

Some girl keeps on saying the exact phrase EVERY. SINGLE. GAME.

 

"Get a job you're good at" is her favourite quip, however it's screamed with such vehemence, such ferocity that it hurts my ears.

 

Must get it from her old man, he always shouts about how this "Danny Fox" bloke is a "C*nt" and "The ****test player since Ali Dia". Also, every time Guly or Ramirez misses a pass they need to be sold and were a waste of money - but when Lallana or Lambert do "OOooohhhh, unlucky, you could see what he was trying to do".

 

And the blokes next to me always leave on about 35 minutes, come back on about 55 and go home on about 80 minutes. So they see about 60 minutes of football every game.

[Dig Dig]

So here we go with the bi-annual moan about what other people choose to do at a match and using their own lives as a template.

 

For me I don't give a flying fuk what people choose to do unless it impinges on my viewing pleasure eg, having a 'Roy Hattersley' behind me spraying spittle all over my neck/head at every gesticulation, gladly this is all I have to put up with depending on where I sit within our clan.

 

FFS if you're getting worked up about some guy satring at the floor listening to the radio or people that leave early then be thankfull or stay at home

 

What's stranger....people "getting worked up" about what people do at football or people "getting worked up" about what people are writing on the internet?

 

[Saint Charlie]

What's stranger....people "getting worked up" about what people do at football or people "getting worked up" about what people are writing on the internet?

 

 

Plus I don't think anyone is "worked up" - simply pointing out some funny things that go on.

[Tokyo-Saint]

I'm getting worked up chuck, I'm furious, just thinking up what about at the moment.

[mancsaint]

There is guy I see who never actually watches the game, he listens to it on Solent and stares at the floor most of the game

 

Also anyone who falls into these more general categories is odd IMO:

 

2.) Leaving before the end, especially when the result is hanging in the balance. Even more so when half of these people don't seem to have much urgency about themselves i.e they don't seem to be rushing off to catch a train or anything.

 

I have never done since my father left just before 90 minutes at The World Cup Final in 1966, missing the equaliser and extra time. He had really bad feet but I still never forgave him.

 

Went to Millwall the other day, with a Millwall friend, at the time he decided we should go it was 1-1 and 2 minutes into 4 minutes of injury time, Millwall lost 1-2.

 

I've NEVER left a Saints game before the final whistle even when 7 down at Liverpool.

 

Mancsaint

[John Boy Saint]

A slight deviation:

 

At away games in the pubs there are always a cluster of folks who by 12:30 have no doubt had a few Shandies with not enough Lemonade in. When it's time to head to the game they are all well oiled and over happy with life. Then standing in the ground before the kick off and the fluffy mascot comes for a closer look at the away fans, and you see some of the same merry folks who were in the pub swaying slightly as they tell the Mascot to go away, that they wallop the Weasel, and present them the middle finger salute! Amusingly bizarre to watch as at that point you wonder what colour the sky is in their little world at that particular moment.

[The9]

The bloke in the row immediately behind me who yells "YES!" like we've scored every time the ball goes into the box takes some beating. Or at least he will one day from someone nearby.

[charliegeorgesflymo]

Guy behind me in Block 3 who fancies himself as a bit of a 'Danny Dyer' spends the whole match berating the away fans about the tunes they sing - 'Why you singing that? That's a Palace song?' ' Why you singing our song?' - he also has a go at us if we're not singing. Similarly anyone leaving early incurs his wrath ' Why you leaving early call yourself a fan etc. Trouble is he has a very quiet voice and strangely sounds like Danny Dyer so it just causes us much hilarity as it cannot be heard by anyone who is more than two seats away - he did however leave early a couple of matches ago so we all gave him pelters.

[Golden Balls]

I get annoyed with my mates during the match.They sit to the right of me and I spend the whole game waving at them, even giving them the Gareth bale hand gesture, but they ignore me and pretend they don't know me. It makes me look like I have no friends

 

Lolz

[KK the 2nd]

I have my lucky scarf that i wear for cup games that dates back to '76.

 

Not sure it's worked for the last 36 years though ....