Why is it . .

[EastleighSoulBoy]

. . That somewhen, over the coming 'festive season', you will be in the pub/club/bar when that twit who gives you the evil eye all year round clamps himself to your shoulder, proclaims to all and sundry that the pair of you are 'best mates despite never seeing eye to eye' and proceeds to vociferously demand that you have a drink with him?

 

Plank!

[jawillwill]

Ooooh a "look at me I have a real life friend" thread. :roll:

[Scudamore]

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=5818

[SNSUN]

I am THAT bloke.

[EastleighSoulBoy]

I am THAT bloke.

 

The one that stunk of roll ups, sweat and garlic?

 

Now you do have a problem!

[SNSUN]

Actually if i'm clubbing, i usually stink of wayyyy too much aftershave that the bloody toilet attendant squirted all over me just cos i put a quid in his stupid collection plate.

 

You're right about the sweat and smoke though.