BadgerBadger Posted 2 May, 2013 Posted 2 May, 2013 A bar at SMS that is capable of delivering enough quality beer to satisfy the customers in a specified time - it is such an impossible task that the worlds greatest thinkers have so far failed
Kingsbridge Saint Posted 3 May, 2013 Posted 3 May, 2013 That floo powder stuff in Harry Potter would be cool.
Fowllyd Posted 3 May, 2013 Posted 3 May, 2013 Dip your glasses in water and keep them in the freezer. Tried that. Made my nose cold and I couldn't read a f*cking thing. I won't be taking your advice again in a hurry, no siree.
Saints boy in Leeds Posted 5 May, 2013 Posted 5 May, 2013 An adapter for my iphone / iPad that let's me rip files off and put on a PC (USB would be perrrfect)
Ohio Saint Posted 5 May, 2013 Posted 5 May, 2013 For me a simple thing like lager that never gets warm. That's called Maggie's Pee.....It's not getting any warmer either.
Ohio Saint Posted 5 May, 2013 Posted 5 May, 2013 Tried that. Made my nose cold and I couldn't read a f*cking thing. I won't be taking your advice again in a hurry, no siree. You, sir, are a wag!!
Ohio Saint Posted 5 May, 2013 Posted 5 May, 2013 That floo powder stuff in Harry Potter would be cool. And you sir, are too young to know what a flu is!!
Hatch Posted 7 May, 2013 Posted 7 May, 2013 a foooking smart phone battery that lasts longer than about 5 minutes
SuperMikey Posted 7 May, 2013 Posted 7 May, 2013 a foooking smart phone battery that lasts longer than about 5 minutes I'll take that one step further - a smart phone which is truly connected to you. A chip is implanted in your brain to control a handheld device through electromagnetic pulses. This device only really serves as a touchscreen, as actions can be performed purely by thought. Any alarms, incoming phone calls/messages flash up in your field of vision, and you can scroll through menus etc like the Terminator can. Then all you need to do is whack an Apple logo on it somewhere and hey presto - you're a trillionaire!
PhilippineSaint Posted 7 May, 2013 Posted 7 May, 2013 I'll take that one step further - a smart phone which is truly connected to you. A chip is implanted in your brain to control a handheld device through electromagnetic pulses. This device only really serves as a touchscreen, as actions can be performed purely by thought. Any alarms, incoming phone calls/messages flash up in your field of vision, and you can scroll through menus etc like the Terminator can. Then all you need to do is whack an Apple logo on it somewhere and hey presto - you're a trillionaire! with the chip implanted in your head/ neck, your fingers (look at them now ) are a complete keypad it cant be rocket science to get this working
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