swannymere Posted 1 May, 2013 Posted 1 May, 2013 For me a simple thing like lager that never gets warm.
ZepSaint Posted 1 May, 2013 Posted 1 May, 2013 The invention that allows me a deep rooted, personal and VERY basic knowledge of Kylie Minogue. Regularly.
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 1 May, 2013 Posted 1 May, 2013 Human Dry cleaning. Being wet & hungover is just the worst combination.
Big Bad Bob Posted 1 May, 2013 Posted 1 May, 2013 Matter transporters that empty your bladder so you never have to broach the seal!!
saintmonkey1979 Posted 1 May, 2013 Posted 1 May, 2013 A woman underatanding device would be most helpful!
bridge too far Posted 1 May, 2013 Posted 1 May, 2013 A woman underatanding device would be most helpful! I think you mean a brain!
Ohio Saint Posted 1 May, 2013 Posted 1 May, 2013 I think you mean a brain! No, he means a woman understanding device.
Ohio Saint Posted 1 May, 2013 Posted 1 May, 2013 A sneeze guard for my keyboard.......I have allergies.......yes, that's it! Hay fever!
Ohio Saint Posted 1 May, 2013 Posted 1 May, 2013 I get tired of making love to my favourite sock. I wish someone would invent pairs of them so I could make love to twins.
dubai_phil Posted 1 May, 2013 Posted 1 May, 2013 Since I were a nipper there's only been one invention I wanted The Orgasmatron. Preferably with an un-aged Jane Fonda still in it. At a push, Woody Allen's would do. Or, IF it can be DHL'd here in time I'd take Emperor Wang's Sex Ray (It's OK I'd be allowed to use it at Barasti on the Air Hosties for another 24 days) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orgasmatron
Hamilton Saint Posted 1 May, 2013 Posted 1 May, 2013 For me a simple thing like lager that never gets warm. You need one of these - they have a liner with freezing gel. You stash it in your freezer. They used to sell these with the Saints Crest in the St. Mary's Mega Store.
Ohio Saint Posted 1 May, 2013 Posted 1 May, 2013 The Orgasmatron. Um, so you want Milo O'Shea to give you wobbly knee nirvana?
Ohio Saint Posted 1 May, 2013 Posted 1 May, 2013 For me a simple thing like lager that never gets warm. Dip your glasses in water and keep them in the freezer. They serve you bitter like that here if you don't shout loudly at them before they serve it.
dubai_phil Posted 1 May, 2013 Posted 1 May, 2013 Um, so you want Miley Cyrus to give you wobbly knee nirvana? Yeah that would work
dubai_phil Posted 1 May, 2013 Posted 1 May, 2013 http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=235788&page=1#.UYFk8Eo_CQg Oh yeah, and how come this isn't on sale in Ann Summers yet?
badgerx16 Posted 1 May, 2013 Posted 1 May, 2013 (edited) Full on virtual reality, Matrix style. Are you ready to find out how deep the rabbit hole goes ? Edited 1 May, 2013 by badgerx16
Minsk Posted 2 May, 2013 Posted 2 May, 2013 http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=235788&page=1#.UYFk8Eo_CQg Oh yeah, and how come this isn't on sale in Ann Summers yet? I can only conclude that FMDP has been complaining again!!
dubai_phil Posted 2 May, 2013 Posted 2 May, 2013 I can only conclude that FMDP has been complaining again!! Yep.......... She's been Home Alone in Poland since 10th April being a Wedding Planner. They don't have Ann Summers over there
Minsk Posted 2 May, 2013 Posted 2 May, 2013 Yep.......... She's been Home Alone in Poland since 10th April being a Wedding Planner. They don't have Ann Summers over there It's a 4 day weekend here next week. I can pop over the border to 'offer my services' if you like? (Not with the wedding planning!)
Minsk Posted 2 May, 2013 Posted 2 May, 2013 Punishments for football clubs that don't honour CVAs Like
sussexsaint Posted 2 May, 2013 Posted 2 May, 2013 Lottery predictor that only i can use FFS Bruce you are a Billionaire !
trousers Posted 2 May, 2013 Posted 2 May, 2013 A device to stop 87% of the human race drifting in front of you on the pavement. 300.000 years of human evolution and people still haven't mastered the art of walking in a straight ****ing line.
Saint Mikey Posted 2 May, 2013 Posted 2 May, 2013 A robot that does everything, like iRobot or Bicentennial Man. Failing that, a clone that I can send to work, while I do what I want...
badgerx16 Posted 2 May, 2013 Posted 2 May, 2013 A boss that knows what he is doing Do you, perchance, employ or supervise staff ?
swannymere Posted 2 May, 2013 Author Posted 2 May, 2013 You need one of these - they have a liner with freezing gel. You stash it in your freezer. They used to sell these with the Saints Crest in the St. Mary's Mega Store. Dip your glasses in water and keep them in the freezer. They serve you bitter like that here if you don't shout loudly at them before they serve it. No, i mean lager that in its natural state is cold without the aid of ice or pre-chilled glasses.
PhilippineSaint Posted 2 May, 2013 Posted 2 May, 2013 Do you, perchance, employ or supervise staff ? I technically have about 40 staff under me but also 2 direct bosses + their bosses which goes on for about 7 times until the president of the company. Why?
PhilippineSaint Posted 2 May, 2013 Posted 2 May, 2013 No, i mean lager that in its natural state is cold without the aid of ice or pre-chilled glasses. Do what real men do and drink cellar temp bitter then much better for you. Less headaches in the morning due to less chemicals used in the manufacture of it.
Big Bad Bob Posted 2 May, 2013 Posted 2 May, 2013 You need one of these - they have a liner with freezing gel. You stash it in your freezer. They used to sell these with the Saints Crest in the St. Mary's Mega Store. Would it be sad to say I have a Saints branded one, bought for me as a Christmas present :-\
PhilippineSaint Posted 2 May, 2013 Posted 2 May, 2013 Would it be sad to say I have a Saints branded one, bought for me as a Christmas present :-\ Only if you admit to actually using it.
Bearsy Posted 2 May, 2013 Posted 2 May, 2013 earlids. They're like the eyelids you use when bitch is ugly, except you use them when bitch is annoying
badgerx16 Posted 2 May, 2013 Posted 2 May, 2013 I technically have about 40 staff under me but also 2 direct bosses + their bosses which goes on for about 7 times until the president of the company. Why? Because on a thread asking for what you want invented you posted : A boss that knows what he is doing I would hope that you are living, breathing, evidence that such a creature already exists
Hamilton Saint Posted 2 May, 2013 Posted 2 May, 2013 Would it be sad to say I have a Saints branded one, bought for me as a Christmas present :-\ No, I have one too - got it from the St. Mary's Mega Store in 2003. I don't think they have them any more - well, they're not on the club's website anymore. But I'm not a big fan of lager anyway. I prefer an ale.
Ken Tone Posted 2 May, 2013 Posted 2 May, 2013 For me a simple thing like lager that never gets warm. Proper beer that never gets too cold!
latter day saint Posted 2 May, 2013 Posted 2 May, 2013 can't believe no ones said a time machine rather it wasn't a blue police box though
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