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Premier League winners or Champions League winners?


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If you had to choose between being nailed to the wall by a staple gun through you tongue and ball bag and winning the FA cup or having you're stomach opened up by a blunt stanley knife and your intestines fed to you through a straw for a UEFA cup win, which would you chose?

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If you had to choose between being nailed to the wall by a staple gun through you tongue and ball bag and winning the FA cup or having you're stomach opened up by a blunt stanley knife and your intestines fed to you through a straw for a UEFA cup win, which would you chose?

 

If you're willing to throw in a guarantee that Luke Shaw signs a ten year contract, I'd have to plump for the latter on balance...

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If you had to choose between being nailed to the wall by a staple gun through you tongue and ball bag and winning the FA cup or having you're stomach opened up by a blunt stanley knife and your intestines fed to you through a straw for a UEFA cup win, which would you chose?

 

I'd choose a good shrink.

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If you had to choose between Saints winning the Premier League next season or merely coming in the top 4 next season and then winning the Champions League Final 4-0 against Barcelona the season after, which would you choose? ;-)

 

I'd pick the Champion's League one but only on condition that our 1976 FA win is removed from all records and everyone's memory.

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If you had to choose between being nailed to the wall by a staple gun through you tongue and ball bag and winning the FA cup or having you're stomach opened up by a blunt stanley knife and your intestines fed to you through a straw for a UEFA cup win, which would you chose?

 

Or maybe have a Gay Session with The Bear and Turkish or win the Champions League and let Spudgun nail you from behind

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Or maybe have a Gay Session with The Bear and Turkish or win the Champions League and let Spudgun nail you from behind

 

What would you let Spudgun nail you from behind to win? That's got to be worth a super cup win.

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