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Hmmm, it maybe just me, but when I click the second link (the one to their site) all the pictures are little white boxes with red crosses!

 

Methinks they have removed the pictures which are 'allegedly' misleading.

 

I like this though:

 

The attention to detail of our theme park will truly wow you!

 

the 'log cabins' were a few green painted sheds with more or less nothing in them
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How ironic - parents complaining about the misrepresentation of New Forest Lapland, when they themselves have no doubt been cheapskates and tried to pass this off to their kids as 'Lapland' and told them lies about the existance of Santa Claus. LOL.

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How ironic - parents complaining about the misrepresentation of New Forest Lapland, when they themselves have no doubt been cheapskates and tried to pass this off to their kids as 'Lapland' and told them lies about the existance of Santa Claus. LOL.

 

Indeed. Fancy not having the time and money for a trip to Northern Finland.

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I found the whole place a bit disappointing. As if the lack of ice rink and the shambles of a Christmas market weren't bad enough, I was brutally raped by one of the hospitality staff.

Really? In all photos they look like the most lethargic bunch of ****s ive ever seen... sure it wasn't one of the reindeers?

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Indeed. Fancy not having the time and money for a trip to Northern Finland.

 

I know! Some people, eh? Thankfully, some amongst us can afford it. We all know who!

 

I found the whole place a bit disappointing. As if the lack of ice rink and the shambles of a Christmas market weren't bad enough, I was brutally raped by one of the hospitality staff.

 

I'd have thought the last bit was right up your alley.

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I went there last weekend, and I thought it was pretty good by all accounts. The burgers were hot, the go karts were fast and the car-boot sale was awesome.

Not too sure about the black father christmas though, he didn't right with a white beard.

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I went there last weekend, and I thought it was pretty good by all accounts. The burgers were hot, the go karts were fast and the car-boot sale was awesome.

Not too sure about the black father christmas though, he didn't right with a white beard.

 

That was Roy Keane, with a tan.

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And now the web site has gone completely now as well

 

http://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/3953729.LAPLANDS_NEW_FOREST_WEBSITE_NO_LONGER_LIVE_/

 

the interesting thing is that the owner spent a bit of time at her majes pleasure

 

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/3948665.Lapland_New_Forest_owner_is_convicted_fraudster/

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