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Whats the matter?

 

Tonight- See the Mrs

Tomorrow- Away to Hythe in teh league, break in new pink boots. Beer

Sunday- Soccer Sunday. Out for dinner in evening

 

*EDIT*

 

Tonight- GET RUINED

 

Woemn are evil mate.

 

i would use a mallet to beat a woman

 

women deserve to be slapped

 

Monday- Suicide

 

Now I know you say that

 

I don't get dumped

 

But all the above tend to indicate you have either;

 

a) Had a massive fallout with teh Mrs, possibly resulting in you being single? But I would have thought being the uber e-stud that you are, this would actually be quite good?

 

Or;

 

b) you have 'turned'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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If you're gay and care about womens feelings and the like then they will cause you hassle.

 

If you treat em mean, mentally and physically destroy them so they become a nervous wreck and daren't upset you then they are amazing.

 

Don't be the b!tch, be the butch, makes life a lot easier.

 

PM me for more details on my self help guide xx

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PM me for more details on my self help guide xx

 

Dear Aids,

 

I am very interested in your self help guide, however have noticed you are infact a cheapskate and havent paid your £5 (or boned someone else into paying it for you yet).

 

Please pay so I can PM you to get this illustrious self help guide.

 

Lots of love

 

INS

 

xx

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Something about you really puts me down

You're the life of the party you're the toast of the town

Something about you really picks me up

Like a hot cup of coffee in a hot coffee cup

Feels like a Saturday, free and easy going

Reminded it's a Sunday, to stop the flow from flowing

You can see clearly now the rain has gone

But it looks like someone's gone and dropped the bomb

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