Tom8558 Posted 23 April, 2013 Share Posted 23 April, 2013 With the club making a loss the year just gone, I reckon ideas like this could save our club from administration again. Can't believe NC hasn't thought of this. Scrapping the urinal cakes in the urinals could easily save the club millions a year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 23 April, 2013 Share Posted 23 April, 2013 this will all be taken care of with our "Easy Jet" pricing model when we expand. It'll be £8 for a p*ss or £9.50 if you want a p*ss in one of the urials with a cake in. Cortese is one step ahead on this as usual. HTH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 23 April, 2013 Share Posted 23 April, 2013 **** tax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugwash Posted 23 April, 2013 Share Posted 23 April, 2013 False economy. It's a proven fact that if there's something to aim at, there will be less **** on the floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krissyboy31 Posted 23 April, 2013 Share Posted 23 April, 2013 Is this thread taking the p!55? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 23 April, 2013 Share Posted 23 April, 2013 How many times is this old chesnut going to be debated FFS ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 23 April, 2013 Share Posted 23 April, 2013 Is it me, or have they started putting more hand towel in the bogs? I was relieved that I could dry my hands at half time against West Ham. (And though he wouldn't have known it, the bloke in front of me would have been relieved that his coat didn't come to my rescue.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 23 April, 2013 Share Posted 23 April, 2013 mmmmmmmmm caaaaaaaaaaake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 23 April, 2013 Share Posted 23 April, 2013 If we really want premeir league toilets we need mirrors in them. I know a lot of you complacent, bloated, scruffy imbeciles might not care about how you appear but for those of us who are interested then its a vital part of the matchday experience that is misssing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OttawaSaint Posted 23 April, 2013 Share Posted 23 April, 2013 There used to be a bar in Aberdeen that had a trough-type urinal with TV screens behind perspex. The TVs were playing footage of Rangers and you could **** all ovber your most hated foes. Maybe Cortese should put all our tax money into making a pomp*y version for SMS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sour Mash Posted 23 April, 2013 Share Posted 23 April, 2013 With the club making a loss the year just gone, I reckon ideas like this could save our club from administration again. Can't believe NC hasn't thought of this. Scrapping the urinal cakes in the urinals could easily save the club millions a year. I'm not sure how many you've eaten to date, but they're not actually cakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 23 April, 2013 Share Posted 23 April, 2013 If we really want premeir league toilets we need mirrors in them. I know a lot of you complacent, bloated, scruffy imbeciles might not care about how you appear but for those of us who are interested then its a vital part of the matchday experience that is misssing. Important to make sure you don't have a hair out of place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-Fred Posted 23 April, 2013 Share Posted 23 April, 2013 With the club making a loss the year just gone, I reckon ideas like this could save our club from administration again. Can't believe NC hasn't thought of this. Scrapping the urinal cakes in the urinals could easily save the club millions a year. If we got plastic ones they wouldn't disolve and would last forever...so a one off payment will save a fortune int he long run Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Charlie Posted 23 April, 2013 Share Posted 23 April, 2013 Makes no difference for me. Bizarre thread which just further waters down the forum. I long for the close season where there is more to discuss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pingwing Posted 23 April, 2013 Share Posted 23 April, 2013 No, only because there is a MASSIVE pipe in the toilet between black 3 and 2 on the left that I ALWAYS hit my head on... What ever tit thought that wouldn't be a problem has hopefully been fired out of a cannon for that mistake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowllyd Posted 23 April, 2013 Share Posted 23 April, 2013 Urinal cakes. Mary Berry meets Marcel Duchamp. This could be the next big thing in the patisserie world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sussexsaint Posted 24 April, 2013 Share Posted 24 April, 2013 I believe they stop large deposits of fat accumulating in the pipes. Removal of the cakes began their inexorable slide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 24 April, 2013 Share Posted 24 April, 2013 i reckon we could liven up toilet experience with say Harry Redknapp Twitchy Face Urinal Cakes, these would be more pleasure to piss on. Also Jason Poocheon toilet roll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sussexsaint Posted 24 April, 2013 Share Posted 24 April, 2013 And paintings of trees on the cubicle doors so Bearsy can Sh*t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 24 April, 2013 Share Posted 24 April, 2013 No, only because there is a MASSIVE pipe in the toilet between black 3 and 2 on the left that I ALWAYS hit my head on... What ever tit thought that wouldn't be a problem has hopefully been fired out of a cannon for that mistake. Racist. Call them by their proper names. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Site Agent Posted 24 April, 2013 Share Posted 24 April, 2013 I believe they stop large deposits of fat accumulating in the pipes. Removal of the cakes began their inexorable slide. What thy mostly do is deodorise so that the smell of **** doesn't eminate, causing you to think that the blokes next to you are a couple of old dossers and ruin your footballing experiance. Although if they stopped using them at Fratton, it would stop large deposits of fat accumilating in the toilets, and make them get back to their seats and watch the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rooney Posted 24 April, 2013 Share Posted 24 April, 2013 There is already no hot water in the taps in the Chapel Stand, but perhaps we will have red & white striped hand towels to warm us up next season? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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