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20 years is 7,305 days

 

I post on average 6.63 x per day

 

In 20 years my post count will be 62,206

 

 

 

That’s 1,043 weeks and four days.

That’s 175,420 hours,

or 10,519,200 minutes,

or 6,311,520,00 seconds.

Posted

I will still be on my campaign to reveal the full circumstances in the reason for the failure to appoint Hoddle in 2004.

 

OR

 

The issue will have been fully covered by a major source and I will have been vindicated.

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We will have moved beyond the archaic abstraction of keyboard, mouse and monitor.

 

It'll be a virtual world and we'll all participate through fully rendered avatars. During matchdays, Alpine's avatar will prance around in lederhosen, alternating between weeping and yodelling.

 

People will be able to create their own programs, much like on Star Trek's holodeck. I can see Turkish creating a simulation dedicated to a heady blend of old-fashioned violence and fashion labels; kick merry sh!t out of each other in-game and compare garments between levels. Visitors from around the world will flock to see CB Fry's digital recreation of the Stoke of 2013, an exciting fusion of painstaking reproduction ( he'll capture the grime of the city beautifully ) and artistic licence ( 100ft statues of Tony Pulis on every street corner ).

 

Unfortunately, Bearsy and Tokyo-Saint will never be seen again. They will use the technology of the day to create the most depraved virtual reality experience in existence, and spend the rest of their lives there.

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Alpine will be happy and positive

MLG wont care if posters get a tiny bit of their posts slightly wrong

Turkish will be a mod

Dune / Stanley will be singing the virtues of communism

The 9 won't care what the new kit will look like

Bearsy will finally get laid

Super mikey will be slim

Posted
We will have moved beyond the archaic abstraction of keyboard, mouse and monitor.

 

It'll be a virtual world and we'll all participate through fully rendered avatars. During matchdays, Alpine's avatar will prance around in lederhosen, alternating between weeping and yodelling.

 

People will be able to create their own programs, much like on Star Trek's holodeck. I can see Turkish creating a simulation dedicated to a heady blend of old-fashioned violence and fashion labels; kick merry sh!t out of each other in-game and compare garments between levels. Visitors from around the world will flock to see CB Fry's digital recreation of the Stoke of 2013, an exciting fusion of painstaking reproduction ( he'll capture the grime of the city beautifully ) and artistic licence ( 100ft statues of Tony Pulis on every street corner ).

 

Unfortunately, Bearsy and Tokyo-Saint will never be seen again. They will use the technology of the day to create the most depraved virtual reality experience in existence, and spend the rest of their lives there.

 

What was that old Hofmeister beer add

 

Follow the Bear

 

Could have a point if that is where he is headed :)

Posted
All the good posters won't be posting any more. And no wonder.

 

When you say good posters you mean negative knob heads like yourself right?

Must be a suicide forum somewhere you "good" posters could join?

Posted

This place will always be second rate whilst you are limited to 3 posts per day without having to 'subscribe'. Hardly worth the effort if you can't reasonably join in with discussions.

 

Last post.

Posted

It will be full of JCLs who only started to follow us in the last 15 years complaining about how we failed to retain the Champions League Trophy for the 5th time and demanding Cortese's resignation ;)

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Steve Grant will have become a recluse after a series of erotic and sexually explicit PMs between him and another poster are revealed and all over this and rival forums it will become know as 'JustMikegate'

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at page 3156804 of the Pompey Takeover saga, mark 8.

And is finally discovered to be the cause of the collapse of the Internet across the globe 5 years before, by someone with a Sinclair ZX that was discovered to be the only computer able to utilise the merest thread of remaining background internet.

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