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The barmaid's knockers.....

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benjii

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in the Antigallican :smt119:smt041

 

The little one in the white top.

 

Quite why she chose to wear a bra several sizes too small is anyone's guess but I applaud her nonetheless.

benjii

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:-s

 

Saints related?

 

I think so.

 

I think the away-day boozer is an integral part of the away-day experience and worth talking about.

Arizona

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I think so.

 

I think the away-day boozer is an integral part of the away-day experience and worth talking about.

 

My appologies, I didn't go and wasn't aware that was the local boozer.

 

Please continue.

benjii

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My appologies, I didn't go and wasn't aware that was the local boozer.

 

Please continue.

 

No probs!

 

Also, shout out to the Irish guy who seemed to be the manager - top bloke!

benjii

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Where did this occur?

 

The Antigallican, pub right next to Charlton station.

 

I'm not one for purile "bird" threads on this forum but there are few things quite so noteworthy as a very petite girl with massive knockers IMO. Especially when they are on the verge of escape.

Arizona

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I seem to remember a group of Saints fans singing, "you're fit, and you know you are!" At a policewoman on a horse after last seasons fixture. Could have sworn some of her colleagues were singing it too actually.

N/West Saint

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in the Antigallican :smt119:smt041

 

The little one in the white top.

 

Quite why she chose to wear a bra several sizes too small is anyone's guess but I applaud her nonetheless.

 

The only cups we will get near this season.

saintrich

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in the Antigallican :smt119:smt041

 

The little one in the white top.

 

Quite why she chose to wear a bra several sizes too small is anyone's guess but I applaud her nonetheless.

 

 

 

 

Indeed, they were flopping out of her bra.

 

Not sure she was impressed when half the people in the pub started chanting "get your tits out for the lads" though. ;)

saintjinksie

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in the Antigallican :smt119:smt041

 

The little one in the white top.

 

Quite why she chose to wear a bra several sizes too small is anyone's guess but I applaud her nonetheless.

 

we know the one you mean, the others were dogs tho

benjii

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Indeed, they were flopping out of her bra.

 

Not sure she was impressed when half the people in the pub started chanting "get your tits out for the lads" though. ;)

 

Indeed, but she should have thought of that when she got dressed. (I also secretly think she was loving it!)

 

I think it was her first shift as well which made it even funnier.

 

We were first in there... I turned to my mate and said "you know what's going to get sung later...."

Pilchards

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I think it was her first shift as well which made it even funnier.

 

We were first in there... I turned to my mate and said "you know what's going to get sung later...."

 

Long shift, you have a long shift?

benjii

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I think 'The Barmaid's Knockers' is a much better name for a pub than 'The Antigallican'

 

Yes.

 

What is a "Gallican" and why don't they like it?

benjii

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I looked at the members on that facebook page, but none of the blondes had big knockers. :smt087

 

I had a look too and I don't think she's on there.

 

35 Posts and not one shread of evidence!! :(

 

Imagine a pair of balloons filled with water being cradled by two egg cups.

saintrich

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I looked at the members on that facebook page, but none of the blondes had big knockers. :smt087

 

 

 

The one with the bra which was too small for her was Brunette.

 

The blonde one also had hers out, but had top unbuttoned about 5 buttons and they looked a lil saggy/unsupported.

 

There was also a ginger barmaid who had a roll of fat almost as big as both of the above barmaids tits put together.

benjii

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The one with the bra which was too small for her was Brunette.

 

The blonde one also had hers out, but had top unbuttoned about 5 buttons and they looked a lil saggy/unsupported.

 

There was also a ginger barmaid who had a roll of fat almost as big as both of the above barmaids tits put together.

 

Yes, yes, this is correct.

 

There was also a surly Lithuanian.

 

For the avoidance of doubt, my admiration was solely for the rack of the little brunette with the ill-fitting bra and the impressive jugs.

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Yes, yes, this is correct.

 

There was also a surly Lithuanian.

 

For the avoidance of doubt, my admiration was solely for the rack of the little brunette with the ill-fitting bra and the impressive jugs.

 

And you haven't heard of a camera phone for posterity??

 

mind you I wonder how "Excuse me luv can I take a pic of your impressive rack!" would have gone down?

Saint_clark

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And you haven't heard of a camera phone for posterity??

 

mind you I wonder how "Excuse me luv can I take a pic of your impressive rack!" would have gone down?

 

Could just say he's from the Southampton Away Days website and is taking photos to try and capture the experience. :smt117

dubai_phil

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OK so I think we are all on the same message here....

 

It is now time for a sticky to run from the next away game until the end of the season for our AwayDay boys to post a pic of the barmaid at each ground and then we can have a poll at the end of the season and award her the "TSW Barmaid of the Year award" Which will of course comprise of a trophy and an airmiles ticket to come and stay for a loooong weekend down here in Dubai at my place.......

benjii

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And you haven't heard of a camera phone for posterity??

 

mind you I wonder how "Excuse me luv can I take a pic of your impressive rack!" would have gone down?

 

I should have done this I suppose but I don't think a still picture would have done them justice. You needed to see them jiggling about.

 

Could just say he's from the Southampton Away Days website and is taking photos to try and capture the experience. :smt117

 

Plan noted for future reference.

 

OK so I think we are all on the same message here....

 

It is now time for a sticky to run from the next away game until the end of the season for our AwayDay boys to post a pic of the barmaid at each ground and then we can have a poll at the end of the season and award her the "TSW Barmaid of the Year award" Which will of course comprise of a trophy and an airmiles ticket to come and stay for a loooong weekend down here in Dubai at my place.......

 

I agree and I was thinking along the lines of something similar.

 

I also think the aforementioned noted plan would work better if the subject of our photographic attention could be informed she may win an award as a result.

 

FFS, would someone just go on the Charlton fansite and ask someone for a picture, you bunch of stalkers

 

It's an away pub and it was her first shift I think.... but please feel free to try!

Scudamore

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And the view/reply ratio of this thread compared to others...

 

Well if someone would just post a god damn photo we could all have some closure!

 

*Cue everyone looking to see if i've posted a picture*

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