SNSUN Posted 30 November, 2008 Posted 30 November, 2008 Always has been, nothing's changed. The only difference is that now he's a fifty-something being an annoying *****.
saint_ed Posted 30 November, 2008 Posted 30 November, 2008 Brian is a bigger ****. To think he was in charge of our police force....what a fag.
Deppo Posted 30 November, 2008 Posted 30 November, 2008 Astonishing insight on the part of everyone involved in this thread. Top marks,chaps!
Saint Billy Posted 1 December, 2008 Posted 1 December, 2008 Mallet is a complete tool. It amazes me how someone like him has managed to make a living out of being a total jerk. That mallet of his needs to be shoved up his....................................!
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 1 December, 2008 Posted 1 December, 2008 Mallet is a complete tool. It amazes me how someone like him has managed to make a living out of being a total jerk. That mallet of his needs to be shoved up his....................................! Im not sure there is a part of the human body which has that many letters?!
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 1 December, 2008 Posted 1 December, 2008 Can someone let me know who he is? I can't be assed to google Timmy Mallet FFS. Mallets Mallet, Whackaday. You are about the same age as me, you must have seen the Saturday club, with this gimp. Use to play the word game where he says a word and each person has to link their word with the previous word. ie... Timmy: Sand Contestant © 1: Castle C2: Moat C1: Water C2: Fish C1: Chips And so on, if you stutter, repeat or get a word with no association, you lose and get 'whacked' on the head with his pink mallet.
Thedelldays Posted 1 December, 2008 Author Posted 1 December, 2008 get 'whacked' on the head with his pink mallet. kind off odd and rather disturbing when you think about it
SNSUN Posted 1 December, 2008 Posted 1 December, 2008 Mallet is a complete tool. It amazes me how someone like him has managed to make a living out of being a total jerk. That mallet of his needs to be shoved up his....................................! Unfortunately not a possibility. It got nicked a few years ago apparently.
TopGun Posted 1 December, 2008 Posted 1 December, 2008 He once successfully sued West Ham to get them to stop selling hammers in their shop as they looked too much like his mallet.
Ponty Posted 1 December, 2008 Posted 1 December, 2008 Mallet is a complete tool. Was this deliberate?
Durleyfos Posted 1 December, 2008 Posted 1 December, 2008 I'm beginning to like David Van Day. Winds everyone up a treat. Especially that Nicola tart, the dim bint. BTW, I'm not a gheyer, my missus watches it.
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