Tokyo-Saint Posted 14 April, 2013 Posted 14 April, 2013 Newcastle fan punches a horse... http://www.101greatgoals.com/blog/newcastle-fan-fights-police-horse-post-sunderland-defeat-pictures-video/?#comment-863468272 Christ on a bike.
Badger Posted 14 April, 2013 Posted 14 April, 2013 Bet you thought Biffa Bacon in Viz was entirely fictional ?
The Kraken Posted 14 April, 2013 Posted 14 April, 2013 Wonder what the mane charge will be ? Probably get let off lightly, it was clearly only a bit of horseplay.
Badger Posted 14 April, 2013 Posted 14 April, 2013 Probably get let off lightly, it was clearly only a bit of horseplay. Something his wife will nag him about though when she sees it on television.
mcjwills Posted 14 April, 2013 Posted 14 April, 2013 The police are chomping at the bit to charge him.
The Kraken Posted 14 April, 2013 Posted 14 April, 2013 He's certainly saddled himself with some unnecessary grief.
Made in Southampton Posted 14 April, 2013 Posted 14 April, 2013 The police are chomping at the bit to charge him. **** I was going to use that one.
latter day saint Posted 14 April, 2013 Posted 14 April, 2013 the horse got its own back on its rider for not protecting him
dubai_phil Posted 14 April, 2013 Posted 14 April, 2013 Hey rein in the puns, they're only allowed on the mane forum
Saint_clark Posted 14 April, 2013 Posted 14 April, 2013 Seriously, what was the best he was hoping to happen in that situation?
WATERSIDEIFASAINT Posted 14 April, 2013 Posted 14 April, 2013 So hope newcastle are relegated. Now that would be really funny
Smirking_Saint Posted 14 April, 2013 Posted 14 April, 2013 Seriously, what was the best he was hoping to happen in that situation? Whats that got to do with a horse ? There is clearly a theme going on here ? The blokes clearly un-Stable anyway
Saint_clark Posted 14 April, 2013 Posted 14 April, 2013 Whats that got to do with a horse ? There is clearly a theme going on here ? The blokes clearly un-Stable anyway I know, didn't realise there were puns going on. I've had a right mare.
Smirking_Saint Posted 14 April, 2013 Posted 14 April, 2013 I know, didn't realise there were puns going on. I've had a right mare. This is much better, was going to have to hoof you out of the thread for a minute
dubai_phil Posted 14 April, 2013 Posted 14 April, 2013 Can't believe how the press is trying to stirrup a big issue out of this
Tokyo-Saint Posted 14 April, 2013 Author Posted 14 April, 2013 Whoa! Stop a horse. What's going on with the puns. I didn't mean to start this, I was just horsing around, time to rein it in.
dubai_phil Posted 14 April, 2013 Posted 14 April, 2013 Whoa! Stop a horse. What's going on with the puns. I didn't mean to start this, I was just horsing around, time to rein it in. Ok your fault. So who will fold first Jason Day or Adam Scott?
Deano6 Posted 14 April, 2013 Posted 14 April, 2013 Can't believe how the press is trying to stirrup a big issue out of this Have you just stolen my pun? Findus one of your own will you!
LVSaint Posted 15 April, 2013 Posted 15 April, 2013 the horse got its own back on its rider for not protecting him Donkey punch I spose....
Tokyo-Saint Posted 15 April, 2013 Author Posted 15 April, 2013 Not Sure if this is Ant or Dec or what he is saying really but he is definitely in the throws of a melt down. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIGz8m2vaiA&feature=youtube_gdata_player
timebomb Posted 15 April, 2013 Posted 15 April, 2013 Sounds like Mongo from Blazing Saddles [video=youtube_share;O8cDfnQD0ws]
suewhistle Posted 15 April, 2013 Posted 15 April, 2013 I'm bridling a bit at all these puns... Surprising result though, Sunderland won at a canter, and Newcastle just weren't at the races, which makes things more interesting towards the bottom. Wish I'd had a pony on Sunderland.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 15 April, 2013 Author Posted 15 April, 2013 Show some respect Sue, a horse has been punched. This is bigger than football.
jjsaint Posted 15 April, 2013 Posted 15 April, 2013 Maybe he thought it was his missus, this is the northeast after all
Tokyo-Saint Posted 15 April, 2013 Author Posted 15 April, 2013 Maybe he thought Andy Carroll had returned and just snapped at the thought of it.
dubai_phil Posted 15 April, 2013 Posted 15 April, 2013 IN OTHER IMAGES TODAY THOSE OH SO TOUGH GEORDIE MEN ARE PICTURED FIGHTING WITH FEMALE POLICE OFFICERS. WHAT A CREDIT TO THEIR TEAM THEY AREN'T Sorry I had to shout, I'm a little bit Hoarse today
Hatch Posted 15 April, 2013 Posted 15 April, 2013 I wonder what was the trigger for all the fighting.
Lets B Avenue Posted 15 April, 2013 Posted 15 April, 2013 I bet he didn't think he would get National coverage.
dubai_phil Posted 15 April, 2013 Posted 15 April, 2013 I bet he didn't think he would get National coverage. Well, it was a Derby.
Hatch Posted 15 April, 2013 Posted 15 April, 2013 Hope the horse hasn't suffered any sort of handicap
anothersaintinsouthsea Posted 15 April, 2013 Posted 15 April, 2013 (edited) Most of these puns have been pony, though to be fair I'd imagine some have been made on the hoof. As for Sunderland, Di Canio has certainly whipped them into shape, under O'Neil they looked ready for the knacker's yard. Some of the Newcastle defending was terible but those Mackems wouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth and took full advantage. Newcastle, on the other hand, need to saddle up for a relegation fight. If they don't, they risk closing the stable door after the horse has bolted. Edited 15 April, 2013 by anothersaintinsouthsea
Hamilton Saint Posted 15 April, 2013 Posted 15 April, 2013 It was a cinch, I suppose, that posters would take it in their stride to find as many creative puns as possible. Me? I shy away from this sort of thing. So, I'll let you guys jockey for bragging rights. Really have to hand it to you, though, you've harnessed some good ones.
Bearsy Posted 15 April, 2013 Posted 15 April, 2013 internet says "Wor Horse" which i thought was you know, quite good.
dubai_phil Posted 15 April, 2013 Posted 15 April, 2013 internet says "Wor Horse" which i thought was you know, quite good. ^nicked
Doctoroncall Posted 15 April, 2013 Posted 15 April, 2013 internet says "Wor Horse" which i thought was you know, quite good. Nay Mr Bear.
CB Saint Posted 15 April, 2013 Posted 15 April, 2013 Nay Mr Bear. Lol, mr bear is related to wimpy and little fanny
mcjwills Posted 15 April, 2013 Posted 15 April, 2013 Heard the horse was taken to intensive care but is in stable condition.
Northant Saint Posted 15 April, 2013 Posted 15 April, 2013 Heard the horse was taken to intensive care but is in stable condition. He wasn't in furlong apparently, released this afternoon.
Badger Posted 16 April, 2013 Posted 16 April, 2013 He wasn't in furlong apparently, released this afternoon. Hay !! someone has already used that joke.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 16 April, 2013 Author Posted 16 April, 2013 Never look a gift horse in the mouth but change look for punch with big Geordie drunken fist or whatever. I think this thread has run it's course. Time to send it to the knackers yard.
Lets B Avenue Posted 16 April, 2013 Posted 16 April, 2013 Hay !! someone has already used that joke. Dont be so blinkered.
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