Window Cleaner Posted 16 April, 2013 Posted 16 April, 2013 both bloody sides look identical! no they don't
Barry Sanchez Posted 16 April, 2013 Posted 16 April, 2013 It has no place in modern society #takingtheurine
ericb Posted 16 April, 2013 Posted 16 April, 2013 F in # tags what ever they are for Searching content on a social media site
Big Bad Bob Posted 16 April, 2013 Posted 16 April, 2013 And to get back on subject :- Oncoming drivers who overtake parked cars on your side of the road and glare at you if you don't give them room, even if there is none to give, it's my right of way arsehole!! Oncoming drivers who turn right on my side of the road and then glare at me because I'm correctly positioned to turn right, I've paid my road tax too arsehole!! People in the left hand lane of a two lane roundabout who cut across my lane because they're too lazy to go round the roundabout, arseholes!! Drivers behind who gesticulate because you won't block a pedestrian crossing in stationary traffic, read the highway code arseholes!! And it seems we have a consensus on arseholes who don't turn their fog lights off when it's not restricted visibility, arseholes
PhilippineSaint Posted 16 April, 2013 Posted 16 April, 2013 Searching content on a social media site What the hell does that mean? In English layman's terms so even I can understand it
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 16 April, 2013 Posted 16 April, 2013 What the hell does that mean? In English layman's terms so even I can understand it People who are searching for things on sites like Twitter. Using the # means you can search Twitter for people talking about a similar topic. For example, people were using #bostonmarathon so that you could search for incoming news from people you may not be following.
PhilippineSaint Posted 16 April, 2013 Posted 16 April, 2013 People who are searching for things on sites like Twitter. Using the # means you can search Twitter for people talking about a similar topic. For example, people were using #bostonmarathon so that you could search for incoming news from people you may not be following. I dont follow anyone or use twitter ? I might stalk Barry Sanchez but thats about all
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 16 April, 2013 Posted 16 April, 2013 I dont follow anyone or use twitter ? I might stalk Barry Sanchez but thats about all You asked for an explanation, I gave you one. If you need further explanation, I'm too lazy to give it
Barry Sanchez Posted 16 April, 2013 Posted 16 April, 2013 I dont follow anyone or use twitter ? I might stalk Barry Sanchez but thats about all I really am not that interesting or exciting to follow to be honest, I bore myself half the time, twitter is marmite and I do not like it but many do, for me its a place of lost souls and identities. #iamsobeige
Viking Warrior Posted 16 April, 2013 Posted 16 April, 2013 People who abuse sickness absence schemes when there is nothing wrong with them, The bad backs, Stress and upset stomach brigade The GP's who sign sick notes as they are too scared to challenge the employees claim for fear of getting sued People who drive at lower or half the permitted speed allowed on roads. Oh and English shops and staff that will not take Scottish Bank notes. WH Smith one of the biggest offenders. Harry Redkrapp and Sam allardyce , Phil Brown Roy Hodgson
CB Saint Posted 16 April, 2013 Posted 16 April, 2013 Microwaves, we have had them for thirty years now and they still haven't managed to make one cook food at the same temperature throughout. There i am tonight, eating what I thought was a mildly hot meal, when unsuspectinglly the next mouthful was liquid magma. Basta rds
Barry the Badger Posted 16 April, 2013 Posted 16 April, 2013 People who make their dinner in the microwave and expect it to be good.
mcjwills Posted 16 April, 2013 Posted 16 April, 2013 Just had a cracking microwave curry, what really naffs me off is when I am behind a slow driver and they stop on the road where there is no overtaking for a few miles, to let a slow lorry out and then the car turns at the next junction, and I am left crawling behind the bl**dy lorry. arrrrgggh
pap Posted 16 April, 2013 Posted 16 April, 2013 Tractors! Feck me, they've no big roads in Northern Ireland. This means that if you live there for any significant period of time, you get to do a run to the airport. Occasionally, you'll have a tractor in front of you for ages. The bugger won't move over. There's a queue of cars behind him that snakes into the Republic, but he doesn't care. It is honestly one of the most stressful experiences going, and even if there are no tractors, you live in fear of tractors.
CB Saint Posted 16 April, 2013 Posted 16 April, 2013 Guernsey. How did I forget about that miserable little rock?
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 16 April, 2013 Posted 16 April, 2013 Lighters. I know for a fact that there is at least 906 of the hits in my room, yet I can never find a single one when I need it!
PhilippineSaint Posted 17 April, 2013 Posted 17 April, 2013 Schneider taking over the world I thought they were owned by Siemens now?
Smirking_Saint Posted 17 April, 2013 Posted 17 April, 2013 I thought they were owned by Siemens now? Nah, two different entities Schneider are doing a great job of buying pretty much any electrical company up (HV/LV) and contractors, they then proceed to have no knowledge of the products that they have 'inheritted' v v tiresome
PhilippineSaint Posted 17 April, 2013 Posted 17 April, 2013 Nah, two different entities Schneider are doing a great job of buying pretty much any electrical company up (HV/LV) and contractors, they then proceed to have no knowledge of the products that they have 'inheritted' v v tiresome all those little contactors with Siemens on are not originally Schneider products then?
Smirking_Saint Posted 17 April, 2013 Posted 17 April, 2013 all those little contactors with Siemens on are not originally Schneider products then? Maybe, they may have bought them aswell, Siemens still has a successful arm in HV protection etc through Reyrolle though, amoungst other things such as Sw/gear etc
Big Bad Bob Posted 17 April, 2013 Posted 17 April, 2013 Oh, while I remember :- People who park on double yellows with their hazard lights on, basically saying "I'm parked illegally and I know it", arseholes
Barry Sanchez Posted 17 April, 2013 Posted 17 April, 2013 People who live on credit and the never never and yet think they are the Beckhams.
RonManager Posted 17 April, 2013 Posted 17 April, 2013 People who live on credit and the never never and yet think they are the Beckhams. That Roger Mellie bloke off the telly.
Barry Sanchez Posted 17 April, 2013 Posted 17 April, 2013 That Roger Mellie bloke off the telly. He is a legend, I bet you are my agent Roger, have you got a tenner Roge?
Guan 2.0 Posted 18 April, 2013 Posted 18 April, 2013 Begging charity adverts on tv. Dicks who ask you to sponsor them to run a marathon, then don't complete it, or provide you with docs to prove they finished the race. Hasn't even bothered to return texts since monday.
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 18 April, 2013 Posted 18 April, 2013 Miele - screwed me over with the warranty on our vacuum cleaner. Subway workers who scrimp on the olives. People on benefits that don't deserve them. Pikeys. Pikey's kids.
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 18 April, 2013 Posted 18 April, 2013 Chuggers who don't recognise if you're rushing and in a suit that your probably off to a ****ing meeting.
PhilippineSaint Posted 18 April, 2013 Posted 18 April, 2013 Chuggers who don't recognise if you're rushing and in a suit that your probably off to a ****ing meeting. People using words like chuggers that I have no clue as to it's meaning
mcjwills Posted 18 April, 2013 Posted 18 April, 2013 People using words like chuggers that I have no clue as to it's meaning people who do not understand slang
pap Posted 18 April, 2013 Posted 18 April, 2013 i mean wifes or girlfriends yo! soz Some of the American fellows I work with refer to a software program called the Work Order Generator using the same term.
scotty Posted 18 April, 2013 Posted 18 April, 2013 People using words like chuggers that I have no clue as to it's meaning "Charity Muggers". The annoying people wielding clipboards who grab you on the high street and insist that you sign away £x per month to save the children/animals/geriatrics/disabled etc.
Bearsy Posted 18 April, 2013 Posted 18 April, 2013 "Charity Muggers". The annoying people wielding clipboards who grab you on the high street and insist that you sign away £x per month to save the children/animals/geriatrics/disabled etc. I've been paying £20 per month to something called Mungos since 2008. I don't even know what mungos is. I'm imagining retards or something.
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 18 April, 2013 Posted 18 April, 2013 I've been paying £20 per month to something called Mungos since 2008. I don't even know what mungos is. I'm imagining retards or something. Paying to maintain your upkeep?
Window Cleaner Posted 18 April, 2013 Posted 18 April, 2013 I've been paying £20 per month to something called Mungos since 2008. I don't even know what mungos is. I'm imagining retards or something. mungos is a charity for the homeless. So at 20£ a month since 2008 you've probably contributed enough to buy a luxury model cardboard box..
Bearsy Posted 18 April, 2013 Posted 18 April, 2013 oh i might cancel that then. I wouldn't of thought homeless need much money, they have v.low overheads.
Big Bad Bob Posted 18 April, 2013 Posted 18 April, 2013 oh i might cancel that then. I wouldn't of thought homeless need much money, they have v.low overheads. One could say they have no over head..... boom tish
Lighthouse Posted 18 April, 2013 Posted 18 April, 2013 Live Bands who play Wonderwall by Oasis. Which is pretty much all of them.
PhilippineSaint Posted 19 April, 2013 Posted 19 April, 2013 "Charity Muggers". The annoying people wielding clipboards who grab you on the high street and insist that you sign away £x per month to save the children/animals/geriatrics/disabled etc. Cheers for that I can now agree with the person who first posted it.
david in sweden Posted 20 April, 2013 Posted 20 April, 2013 People that don't know the difference between 'licence' (noun) and 'license' (verb) people who don't know the difference...?
david in sweden Posted 20 April, 2013 Posted 20 April, 2013 people who do not understand slang people who do not understand the difference between slang and swear words ! .......(causes more offence than anything).
Lighthouse Posted 25 April, 2013 Posted 25 April, 2013 Any reference to Messi on the main board. "Some of our fans wont be happy unless we sign Messi" "If Messi had scored a goal like that, everyone would be talking about it" "That Messi bloke looks alright, HCDAJFU lolz!! Swiftly followed by "He's not as good as Puncheon FFS!" Repeat endlessly.
Whitey Grandad Posted 26 April, 2013 Posted 26 April, 2013 People who abuse sickness absence schemes when there is nothing wrong with them, The bad backs, Stress and upset stomach brigade The GP's who sign sick notes as they are too scared to challenge the employees claim for fear of getting sued People who drive at lower or half the permitted speed allowed on roads. Oh and English shops and staff that will not take Scottish Bank notes. WH Smith one of the biggest offenders. Harry Redkrapp and Sam allardyce , Phil Brown Roy Hodgson Scottish bank notea are not legal tender in England. I hate pedantic arseholes who pont out every little flaw in an argument.
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