hypochondriac Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 Scousers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 Promoters who have the brass neck to sell west end show tickets for £120. Seriously, people complain that footie is too expensive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 People who write discuss. Lol's, rofl and other ****e like that. Spelling nazis. The now near 30 year following of anything American by youth, I include myself to an extent in this. Gap years. Pointless charities and tv shows, yes comic relief. On that subject Lenny Henry. Michael Macintyre. Political parties who forget their roots, Labour the left, tory the right, Liberals the swingers from Brookwood. Sports Direct. Modern hairdo's for boys/men. Crap tattoos. All seater stadiums. Political correctness. Sandal wearing happy clappers. Sandal wearers. Happy clappers. Hippies who are really middle class ******s living with the knowledge of a cushion of mummy and daddy. Poor and lazy architecture. British weather. Tax system. People who want to move up or down the supposed class system as it makes them feel better or more right on. The class system. House alarms. Car alarms. Plants that dont grow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 The same could most certainly be said of you. Besides I wasn't talking about on here, this most definitely is not real life. Condescending lefties are another group that annoy me. This is an interesting post, hypo. Are you saying that when you come on here, you don't give an honest account of yourself? That you play a character? When you play this character, is it self-aware? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 I am very self aware. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 I am very self aware. You said this wasn't real life. I am interested in how that manifests itself in your case. There are certain events in your posting history I believe to be fictional, so in the recent spirit of reconciliation Another pet pap peeve People who have girlfriends a) who don't post on here b) who suddenly spring into existence when boyfriend is banned, posting several things in his defence in his own writing style c) never post on here once he comes back. Another pet hypo peeve People with memories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjwills Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 (edited) Cyclists who ignore the perfectly good cycle path three foot to their left in the misguided belief that they are some new Bradley Wiggins and that cycling on the road is better for the cadence / wattage output etc. No, you are just a fat middle aged git who is in the throws of a mid life crisis. Cyclists who complain that they do not get enough respect from motorists and promptly jump lights and cycling up the inside of cars at speed - and you wonder why you get knocked off? Cyclists who ride two or three abreast. The outside riders should be legally classified as fair game. Middle Lane drivers. Drivers that don't indicate. Drivers that push out of side roads cos they have no patience. Drivers that stop on a main road to let a driver on a side road out thereby slowing everybody down. Drivers that get irate when I don't let them push in from a side road. Wait you turn,. If everyone did then traffic would flow quicker and we'd all get there quicker. Drivers that drive just slow enough so they get across the lights, but you don't. Drivers that don't give you a wave of thanks when you have waited for them even though they could quite easily have been the one to stop and wait for you. Drivers that queue jump then force there way back in at the front of the queue (by signalling and moving in without being welcomed to do so) thereby making the queue even longer for those that did queue patiently. ****s. Drivers that get in the wrong lane at roundabouts, probably because they are queue jumping, but cut you up rather than go round the roundabout again. Drivers that throw their lit ciggy out of the car window so it hits your window in a flash of embers scaring the **** out of you as you were expecting a firework to hit you as you drove along. Drivers at the front of the queue at the traffic lights that are too busy chatting and don't see the change of lights. They then go through them fine, but those several cars back don't get across cos you've been a selfish ****. Drivers that don't join the motorway at a suitable speed similar to the traffic on the motorway casing cars to slow down to avoid them. Drivers that go less than 55mph on a motorway. You are a danger to everyone else. **** off onto an A road. Drivers that park on double yellow lines near junctions making it difficult for you to pull out from them safely. Drivers that overtake you and then pull in immediately almost taking the front of your car off. Drivers that tailgate, even though there's an average speed limit. Drivers speaking on their phone whilst driving. Drivers texting whilst driving. Drivers that fail to put their lights on when its dark or raining or both. Drivers that leave their fog lights on when its not foggy. Drivers that fail to clear their car of ice or snow. Lazy ****s are a danger to the rest of us. Drivers that cut the corners at junctions nearly taking my front end off. Lazy ****s. Drivers that slow down to a stop for no apparent reason and without any indication before then finally using the indicator to tell you they won't be proceeding any further. ******s. Drivers pulling caravans but still going 90mph. And we wonder why there are lots of caravan accidents. Drivers without insurance. Total ******s. Drink drivers. Slime of humanity. And I thought I was the only one who's blood boiled at all the above. The top one with them are definitely the cyclists not using the cycle lane, as us drivers have to crawl at your slow speed, That's why the council spent all that money on the lane for your safety and so the traffic moves smoothly. All of the second posters drive me insane. Perhaps driving lessons in my day actually made you actually respect other drivers. Edited 15 April, 2013 by mcjwills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 Arey you saying people come on here prenteding to be a girlfriend of someone who posts on here? Ha ha christ alive, people seriously need to get out more. I really enjoy this forum, its much better than the not606 I used to go on and a lot funnier but this antic is the sort of ****e the bells would pull over there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 (edited) You said this wasn't real life. I am interested in how that manifests itself in your case. There are certain events in your posting history I believe to be fictional, so in the recent spirit of reconciliation Another pet pap peeve People who have girlfriends a) who don't post on here b) who suddenly spring into existence when boyfriend is banned, posting several things in his defence in his own writing style c) never post on here once he comes back. Another pet hypo peeve People with memories. a) She used to post on here. We broke up and I remembered her logon. b) Eh? If you are referring to natsiedoodaa that was me as I already said. I don't have any other account other than that one when I was banned. As I said that was my ex girlfriend's account. c) The account was banned. I presume you mean this thread: http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?31216-Hypo&highlight=%2Anatsiedoodaa%2A Other than talking about myself in the third person I don't think I made any particular attempt to hide it. Other than that one time the account was Natasha's. Edited 15 April, 2013 by hypochondriac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlakeySFC Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 What's wrong with Farnborough or Aldershot FC then? Can't be bothered to give you the full story. Will just sum up. Hated football up until 13 (only watched England matches), then started liking it from playing FIFA with friends. Started supporting Spurs for about 6 months, then Arsenal for a couple of years (never went to any games was purely a glory hunting w*nker). Went to St. Mary's for the first time in May 2005 (V Norwich 4-3) and the rest they say is history. As for not supporting Aldershot or Farnborough, just got no emotional attachment with either of those teams, if I'd gone to an Aldershot game first instead of going to a Saints game it might of been a different story. I always look for Aldershot's results today and I hope they don't go down but I don't support them. Only started properly supporting Saints when we were in the Championship so can hardly be considered a Glory Hunter by anyones standards, more like a Misery Hunter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 People that drive past The Station pub and don't indicate that they plan to go straight up Bullar Road. It's a junction, indicate. Accidents are rarely amusing, and never so if somebody gets injured, but I had to suppress a cackle at that junction when I witnessed one. I was waiting in Bullar Road to head across towards Athelstan, with the Station on my right, two cars in front of me. The bloke at the head of the queue was patiently taking notice of the fact that oncoming traffic wasn't bothering to indicate left that they were coming down Bullar, and the bloke behind him (and in front of me) was blowing his horn for all he was worth. I remember thinking, well if he pulled out and they followed the road round, (which is what the lack of indication indicated if you get me,) he'd be the one causing an accident. Fast-forward two minutes, oncoming traffic dies down for a moment and the first car pulls across the junction. More oncoming traffic, not indicating. Bloke in front of me pulls out anyway at high speed, and collides head-on with an oncoming car that had taken the bend. I stopped to give my name as a witness etc, the bloke who'd pulled out was screaming at the other driver as to why he wasn't indicating right. It didn't seem to calm the situation when I pointed out that he didn't need to given the road layout, in the end the police happened by and sorted it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheaf Saint Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 Accidents are rarely amusing, and never so if somebody gets injured, but I had to suppress a cackle at that junction when I witnessed one. I was waiting in Bullar Road to head across towards Athelstan, with the Station on my right, two cars in front of me. The bloke at the head of the queue was patiently taking notice of the fact that oncoming traffic wasn't bothering to indicate left that they were coming down Bullar, and the bloke behind him (and in front of me) was blowing his horn for all he was worth. I remember thinking, well if he pulled out and they followed the road round, (which is what the lack of indication indicated if you get me,) he'd be the one causing an accident. Fast-forward two minutes, oncoming traffic dies down for a moment and the first car pulls across the junction. More oncoming traffic, not indicating. Bloke in front of me pulls out anyway at high speed, and collides head-on with an oncoming car that had taken the bend. I stopped to give my name as a witness etc, the bloke who'd pulled out was screaming at the other driver as to why he wasn't indicating right. It didn't seem to calm the situation when I pointed out that he didn't need to given the road layout, in the end the police happened by and sorted it. Doesn't surprise me at all. I grew up living in Athelstan Road and saw a lot of near misses due to this exact scenario. Quite simply, if you are crossing a give-way line to your left then you indicate left. It's not exactly rocket-science. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 a) She used to post on here. We broke up and I remembered her logon. b) Eh? If you are referring to natsiedoodaa that was me as I already said. I don't have any other account other than that one when I was banned. As I said that was my ex girlfriend's account. c) The account was banned. I presume you mean this thread: http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?31216-Hypo&highlight=%2Anatsiedoodaa%2A Other than talking about myself in the third person I don't think I made any particular attempt to hide it. Other than that one time the account was Natasha's. That's certainly being weighed into the evidence hypo. The post-natsiedoodaa one that you over-mention also factors in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 Can't be bothered to give you the full story. Will just sum up. Hated football up until 13 (only watched England matches), then started liking it from playing FIFA with friends. Started supporting Spurs for about 6 months, then Arsenal for a couple of years (never went to any games was purely a glory hunting w*nker). Went to St. Mary's for the first time in May 2005 (V Norwich 4-3) and the rest they say is history. As for not supporting Aldershot or Farnborough, just got no emotional attachment with either of those teams, if I'd gone to an Aldershot game first instead of going to a Saints game it might of been a different story. I always look for Aldershot's results today and I hope they don't go down but I don't support them. Only started properly supporting Saints when we were in the Championship so can hardly be considered a Glory Hunter by anyones standards, more like a Misery Hunter. Well, BlakeySFC - I don't have the heart to rip you after that candid account. On vicinity, strictly speaking I should have supported Swaythling - but if I'd have done that, I might be an Eastleigh fan by now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 Pap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 Pap You're right on many levels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 Dunno whether it annoys me as much amuse me, but I've loved this thread. Look at this big list of complaints. What a bunch of mewling b!tches. Do you want tucking into bed, lads? /ducks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 (edited) That's certainly being weighed into the evidence hypo. The post-natsiedoodaa one that you over-mention also factors in. Over mention? Can you find more than two references? I mentioned her once here within a load of other things and last year I mentioned that her dad is from Iraq. Just because people made a huge deal out of it when you I did mention it doesn't mean I do it all the time. Probably the same amount that you mention your wife or kids. Edited 15 April, 2013 by hypochondriac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
View From The Top Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 'kn 'ell, some of you need to chill! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilippineSaint Posted 16 April, 2013 Share Posted 16 April, 2013 People who write discuss. Lol's, rofl and other ****e like that. Spelling nazis. The now near 30 year following of anything American by youth, I include myself to an extent in this. Gap years. Pointless charities and tv shows, yes comic relief. On that subject Lenny Henry. Michael Macintyre. Political parties who forget their roots, Labour the left, tory the right, Liberals the swingers from Brookwood. Sports Direct. Modern hairdo's for boys/men. Crap tattoos. All seater stadiums. Political correctness. Sandal wearing happy clappers. Sandal wearers. Happy clappers. Hippies who are really middle class ******s living with the knowledge of a cushion of mummy and daddy. Poor and lazy architecture. British weather. Tax system. People who want to move up or down the supposed class system as it makes them feel better or more right on. The class system. House alarms. Car alarms. Plants that dont grow. With that list you need to emigrate but not near me please as I use sandals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 16 April, 2013 Share Posted 16 April, 2013 Over mention? Can you find more than two references? I mentioned her once here within a load of other things and last year I mentioned that her dad is from Iraq. Just because people made a huge deal out of it when you I did mention it doesn't mean I do it all the time. Probably the same amount that you mention your wife or kids. There is a big difference between my potentially made up missus and kids, and your potential made up girlfriends. Mostly it's how we present ourselves. One of the benefits of not being anonymous is that people can say "yeah, I know that nobhead. He's definitely got kids" Also, their grandfather posts here. He's probably in on the scam too ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 16 April, 2013 Share Posted 16 April, 2013 There is a big difference between my potentially made up missus and kids, and your potential made up girlfriends. Mostly it's how we present ourselves. One of the benefits of not being anonymous is that people can say "yeah, I know that nobhead. He's definitely got kids" Also, their grandfather posts here. He's probably in on the scam too ! How are you not anonymous? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 16 April, 2013 Share Posted 16 April, 2013 Press conference, which have no point because all of the information has been leaked in advance e.g. Politician and today's example is chris hoys forthcoming retirement press conference. We all know your retiring so save everyone the bother and time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 16 April, 2013 Share Posted 16 April, 2013 Which ever mod it is that keeps deleting my posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilippineSaint Posted 16 April, 2013 Share Posted 16 April, 2013 Which ever mod it is that keeps deleting my posts please stop it. it got deleted before you finished it Tokyo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 16 April, 2013 Share Posted 16 April, 2013 How are you not anonymous? @papingu - shared on here several times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red and White Army Posted 16 April, 2013 Share Posted 16 April, 2013 Turkish Racist fools Turkish. And cyclists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 16 April, 2013 Share Posted 16 April, 2013 (edited) The funniest south park ever. Edited 16 April, 2013 by Turkish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 16 April, 2013 Share Posted 16 April, 2013 Turkish Racist fools Turkish. And cyclists. I'm glad to see that you take this forum so seriously that i annoy you twice as much as racist fools. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 16 April, 2013 Share Posted 16 April, 2013 I'm glad to see that you take this forum so seriously that i annoy you twice as much as racist fools. And cyclists, lets not underestimate those ****ers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 16 April, 2013 Share Posted 16 April, 2013 With that list you need to emigrate but not near me please as I use sandals I did and came back for love........................................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 16 April, 2013 Share Posted 16 April, 2013 I did and came back for love........................................ That promptly went to ****.................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 16 April, 2013 Share Posted 16 April, 2013 And cyclists, lets not underestimate those ****ers Damn those cyclist. They should all be bludgeoned to death with a inner tube full of stones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 16 April, 2013 Share Posted 16 April, 2013 That promptly went to ****.................... And here I am still............................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 16 April, 2013 Share Posted 16 April, 2013 Damn those cyclist. They should all be bludgeoned to death with a inner tube full of stones. But all the stones would fall out of one of the ends ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 16 April, 2013 Share Posted 16 April, 2013 But all the stones would fall out of one of the ends ? Well you come up with a better way of getting rid of those pesky cyclists. FFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 16 April, 2013 Share Posted 16 April, 2013 Well you come up with a better way of getting rid of those pesky cyclists. FFS I need to be careful here, dont wanna come across as cyclistist or anything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channon's Windmill Posted 16 April, 2013 Share Posted 16 April, 2013 People that use hashtags outside of Twitter. #****ingannoying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 16 April, 2013 Share Posted 16 April, 2013 People that use hashtags outside of Twitter. #****ingannoying People who repeat things that other people have already written Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilippineSaint Posted 16 April, 2013 Share Posted 16 April, 2013 And here I am still............................... ???????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 16 April, 2013 Share Posted 16 April, 2013 People who repeat things that other people have already written #iagreecompletely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry the Badger Posted 16 April, 2013 Share Posted 16 April, 2013 Anybody who suggests that I should ride my bike on a totally unsuitable bike lane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilippineSaint Posted 16 April, 2013 Share Posted 16 April, 2013 #iagreecompletely people that obviously disagree with you but will not say why Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 16 April, 2013 Share Posted 16 April, 2013 people that obviously disagree with you but will not say why #cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 16 April, 2013 Share Posted 16 April, 2013 Conspiracy theorists. Paranoid agoraphobics that need to get out of their mums basement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 16 April, 2013 Share Posted 16 April, 2013 Companies on Facebook who say "Like/share this photo of our new shoes/outfits/whatever for a chance to win a pair". As a result my newsfeed is now clogged up with girls sharing pictures of shoes in a desperate attempt to win some freebees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 16 April, 2013 Share Posted 16 April, 2013 People that moan about what comes up in their newsfeeds on social networks. If you don't like it, change the settings/your friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Tone Posted 16 April, 2013 Share Posted 16 April, 2013 Everybody else Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 16 April, 2013 Share Posted 16 April, 2013 People who use words like gaylord,big fat gayer and arty farty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 16 April, 2013 Share Posted 16 April, 2013 People who use words like gaylord,big fat gayer and arty farty. What's wrong with gaylord you big, fat, arty farty gayer? #indirectdiscrimination Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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