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The "little things in life that really annoy you" thread


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The "youre so money supermarket" ads.

 

And the fact that I remember their name.

 

That's how they get you though - the fact that it doesn't make any sense is why it sticks in your mind.

 

Every company is getting in on it now with their own utterly meaningless taglines. Sky, for instance: Believe in Better. Seriously, what the f**k does that actually mean?

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People who leave Oxford Street after a days shopping at 5pm, not thinking that this is rush hour.

People who stand still on the left hand side of an escalator.

South West Trains.

People who shout 'Move down the carriage' when there is no room.

Sunday drivers.

People who drive up my @rse when I have my child in the car.

People who want to race me away from lights even though they're in a 2000 Golf GTI.

Audi drivers.

People who use 'of' instead of 'have'.

People who use 'brought' instead of 'bought'.

Mouthbreathers.

People who are allowed to breed even though they have no money.

Youth who riot yet have no idea why they are, apart from that they should.

The far left.

The far right.

North Korea.

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Middle Lane drivers.

Drivers that don't indicate.

Drivers that push out of side roads cos they have no patience.

Drivers that stop on a main road to let a driver on a side road out thereby slowing everybody down.

Drivers that get irate when I don't let them push in from a side road. Wait you turn,. If everyone did then traffic would flow quicker and we'd all get there quicker.

Drivers that drive just slow enough so they get across the lights, but you don't.

Drivers that don't give you a wave of thanks when you have waited for them even though they could quite easily have been the one to stop and wait for you.

Drivers that queue jump then force there way back in at the front of the queue (by signalling and moving in without being welcomed to do so) thereby making the queue even longer for those that did queue patiently. ****s.

Drivers that get in the wrong lane at roundabouts, probably because they are queue jumping, but cut you up rather than go round the roundabout again.

Drivers that throw their lit ciggy out of the car window so it hits your window in a flash of embers scaring the **** out of you as you were expecting a firework to hit you as you drove along.

Drivers at the front of the queue at the traffic lights that are too busy chatting and don't see the change of lights. They then go through them fine, but those several cars back don't get across cos you've been a selfish ****.

Drivers that don't join the motorway at a suitable speed similar to the traffic on the motorway casing cars to slow down to avoid them.

Drivers that go less than 55mph on a motorway. You are a danger to everyone else. **** off onto an A road.

Drivers that park on double yellow lines near junctions making it difficult for you to pull out from them safely.

Drivers that overtake you and then pull in immediately almost taking the front of your car off.

Drivers that tailgate, even though there's an average speed limit.

Drivers speaking on their phone whilst driving.

Drivers texting whilst driving.

Drivers that fail to put their lights on when its dark or raining or both.

Drivers that leave their fog lights on when its not foggy.

Drivers that fail to clear their car of ice or snow. Lazy ****s are a danger to the rest of us.

Drivers that cut the corners at junctions nearly taking my front end off. Lazy ****s.

Drivers that slow down to a stop for no apparent reason and without any indication before then finally using the indicator to tell you they won't be proceeding any further. ******s.

Drivers pulling caravans but still going 90mph. And we wonder why there are lots of caravan accidents.

Drivers without insurance. Total ******s.

Drink drivers. Slime of humanity.

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Drivers that don't join the motorway at a suitable speed similar to the traffic on the motorway casing cars to slow down to avoid them.

 

Or, more pertinently perhaps, drivers that assume they have right of way when joining a motorway. You don't you ignorant t**ts! If there's no space to join the motorway then wait on the slip road until there is (FFS)

 

Drivers that overtake you and then pull in immediately almost taking the front of your car off

 

There is one exception to that rule - you are allowed to cut up drivers that hog the middle lane in this manner...

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I was driving on M42 earlier and they got variable speed limits and when they flashed up for us to go 30 mph guess what woman in front of me done? She only went and slowed down to 30 mph! On the actual motorway! v.dangerous.

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They are more acceptable on Twitter.

 

I'm starting to realise what an angry young man I am. Christ knows what I will be like in 50 years time.

 

OK then hash tags on anything outside of twitter. I am the same, I get angry at a lot of things but mostly it is the lack of self awareness from others that causes the most frustration.

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OK then hash tags on anything outside of twitter. I am the same, I get angry at a lot of things but mostly it is the lack of self awareness from others that causes the most frustration.

 

So essentially, you dislike people for a trait you share yourself.

 

Quite common, really :)

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So essentially, you dislike people for a trait you share yourself.

 

Quite common, really :)

 

The same could most certainly be said of you. Besides I wasn't talking about on here, this most definitely is not real life.

 

Condescending lefties are another group that annoy me.

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Misbehaving kids on a flight.

 

People who park their car next to mine when I have deliberately parked a distance away to have some peace whilst my mrs shops.

 

Guys who walk with attitude.

 

Numb nut pro footballers who cannot string a sentence together.

 

Hoodies.

 

Local TV news.

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People who, on entry to a hospital/public building/shopping centre, stand around blocking the aisle/corridor looking totally lost and don't look at the direction signs in front of them.

Thornhill roundabout.

The same thing as Pap said.

Phlegm.

Ivana Trump.

Blue food colouring - no one should eat blue food.

Lazy journalists.

Holes in pockets.

Pigeons sh@gging on the fence and crapping on my patio.

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A pheasant looked at me funny from the grass verge just now as I was driving out of Bampton (or Bamp'n as the locals call it) on the B3227 towards Wiveliscombe (or Wivey as the locals call it).

 

Basterd.

 

I'm not a pheasant plucker

I'm a pheasant plucker's son

I'll keep on plucking pheasants

'til the pheasants plucking's done

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people who are always happy-f&ck off weirdo's it's not normal

people who talk loudly in a group conversation -we weren't listening because you talk balls

people whose life revolves around the next oppourtunity to get "sh!tfaced! Lolz!" grow up you alcoholic c8nts

people who involve politics in everything they talk about or post online- party political broadcasts are only meant to last 5 mins ffs!

people who talk about the Gym all the time- fair play for going but stop verbally w&nking off about it & don't expect a pat on the back from me

people who are wacky/zany/quircky- your attention seeking cocks, do one

that McVities stopped making Abbey Crunch biscuits

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People that use American spellings,

People that can't spell properly,

Dumb people that you can't even have a conversation with,

Opposition fans that assume I'm from Southampton at a match so I know where everything is,

Ignorant people,

Justin Bieber,

One Direction,

Simon Cowell,

Pop Music,

Chavs,

People that think they need nicotine gum, nicotine patches, nicotine inhalers and a whole range of nicotine replacement products to stop smoking when all they need is a bit of Willpower,

Glory Hunters,

Americans,

The American Flag,

America in general,

Personal Injury adverts,

Go Compare Adverts,

Fake Women,

Blokes that only talk about 'pulling women' and are obsessed with telling all their mates how many birds they've bedded

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Or, more pertinently perhaps, drivers that assume they have right of way when joining a motorway. You don't you ignorant t**ts! If there's no space to join the motorway then wait on the slip road until there is

 

I dissagree with this, the amount of ****s I see that purposely dont move over, its surely more dangerous forme to join a motorway at a slower speed then actually picking up speed only for some ignorant idiot to not bother moving over.

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I dissagree with this, the amount of ****s I see that purposely dont move over, its surely more dangerous forme to join a motorway at a slower speed then actually picking up speed only for some ignorant idiot to not bother moving over.

 

I was thinking of the scenario where you're driving on the inside lane and its too busy to pull out into the middle lane to let someone from the slip road in but they still insist on pulling out in front of you. They should give way if there is no room to pull out. Them is the rules.

 

But, yes, people you don't move over to he middle lane when it's safe to do so are indeed ****s :)

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People that walk between train carriages, barging past people sitting on the aisle seats as they do so, just to get to a door that is closer to the station exit.

 

Just get in the right carriage in the first place and stay there you cretinous buffoons...FFS.

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Teachers moaning about their 'long 8 week term', before they get another funking holiday.

 

Get a fu cking grip.

 

Only 6 long weeks until our next break luckily :)

 

Ignorant drivers, usually at short stay airport car parks, who try and park right on the line to stop anyone going in next to them. I hunt these ******s out and squeeze in as I couldn't give a **** if I scratch your £50k car.

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Only 6 long weeks until our next break luckily :)

 

Ignorant drivers, usually at short stay airport car parks, who try and park right on the line to stop anyone going in next to them. I hunt these ******s out and squeeze in as I couldn't give a **** if I scratch your £50k car.

 

Sorry, it's nothing personal. Just fed up with my Facebook feed being full of my teacher friends (I seem to have an inordinate amount of teacher friends).

 

But seriously, you have just had two weeks off, and you are already complaining it's a whole 8 weeks until your next one!

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USB connectors - they only work one way round and both bloody sides look identical!

 

This!!! Which cretin cane up with that design?

 

Be fair, lads.

 

I had a clearout of old wires. Was able to get rid of nearly everything except for USB and HDMI.

 

My house is tidier because of USB.

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People indicating left when going straight on in Bullar road. Just ****es me off!!!

 

People that drive past The Station pub and don't indicate that they plan to go straight up Bullar Road. It's a junction, indicate.

 

James Corden.

 

The Human Rights act.

 

Drivers, usually women (not being sexist, just an observation), that don't realise that the hose on the petrol pump will stretch to the other side of the car and would rather just block the more intelligent drivers whilst they wait for a free pump which corresponds with their petrol cap.

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Police spokesmen who inflate their language to make it sound more important:

 

"At this particular juncture in time [now], we intend to ascertain [we're gonna find out] whether or not [if] the perpertrator resides in any of the domeciles in this area of the city [the suspect lives here]."

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Police spokesmen who inflate their language to make it sound more important:

 

"At this particular juncture in time [now], we intend to ascertain [we're gonna find out] whether or not [if] the perpertrator resides in any of the domeciles in this area of the city [the suspect lives here]."

 

Yeah, that's an annoyance.

 

I bet it was them buggers who started "absolutely".

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People who keep tapping me when they are talking.

 

Why would anyone do this, let alone multiple people? Are you listening?

 

People who talk too close to me and invade my space.

 

This bloke?

 

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Bastard.

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