scotty Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 The "youre so money supermarket" ads. And the fact that I remember their name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheaf Saint Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 The "youre so money supermarket" ads. And the fact that I remember their name. That's how they get you though - the fact that it doesn't make any sense is why it sticks in your mind. Every company is getting in on it now with their own utterly meaningless taglines. Sky, for instance: Believe in Better. Seriously, what the f**k does that actually mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 People who leave Oxford Street after a days shopping at 5pm, not thinking that this is rush hour. People who stand still on the left hand side of an escalator. South West Trains. People who shout 'Move down the carriage' when there is no room. Sunday drivers. People who drive up my @rse when I have my child in the car. People who want to race me away from lights even though they're in a 2000 Golf GTI. Audi drivers. People who use 'of' instead of 'have'. People who use 'brought' instead of 'bought'. Mouthbreathers. People who are allowed to breed even though they have no money. Youth who riot yet have no idea why they are, apart from that they should. The far left. The far right. North Korea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Garrett Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 More in house things... People who leave crumbs in butter... People who don't use a clean, dry spoon when getting sugar out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 Insincerity I couldn't agree with this more. In fact this is the best suggestion on this thread thus far. It really is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 Cars after the football that try to move in front of you by driving in an intimidating manner. I can only apologise for that....needs must...survival of the fittest and all that.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chez Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 Middle Lane drivers. Drivers that don't indicate. Drivers that push out of side roads cos they have no patience. Drivers that stop on a main road to let a driver on a side road out thereby slowing everybody down. Drivers that get irate when I don't let them push in from a side road. Wait you turn,. If everyone did then traffic would flow quicker and we'd all get there quicker. Drivers that drive just slow enough so they get across the lights, but you don't. Drivers that don't give you a wave of thanks when you have waited for them even though they could quite easily have been the one to stop and wait for you. Drivers that queue jump then force there way back in at the front of the queue (by signalling and moving in without being welcomed to do so) thereby making the queue even longer for those that did queue patiently. ****s. Drivers that get in the wrong lane at roundabouts, probably because they are queue jumping, but cut you up rather than go round the roundabout again. Drivers that throw their lit ciggy out of the car window so it hits your window in a flash of embers scaring the **** out of you as you were expecting a firework to hit you as you drove along. Drivers at the front of the queue at the traffic lights that are too busy chatting and don't see the change of lights. They then go through them fine, but those several cars back don't get across cos you've been a selfish ****. Drivers that don't join the motorway at a suitable speed similar to the traffic on the motorway casing cars to slow down to avoid them. Drivers that go less than 55mph on a motorway. You are a danger to everyone else. **** off onto an A road. Drivers that park on double yellow lines near junctions making it difficult for you to pull out from them safely. Drivers that overtake you and then pull in immediately almost taking the front of your car off. Drivers that tailgate, even though there's an average speed limit. Drivers speaking on their phone whilst driving. Drivers texting whilst driving. Drivers that fail to put their lights on when its dark or raining or both. Drivers that leave their fog lights on when its not foggy. Drivers that fail to clear their car of ice or snow. Lazy ****s are a danger to the rest of us. Drivers that cut the corners at junctions nearly taking my front end off. Lazy ****s. Drivers that slow down to a stop for no apparent reason and without any indication before then finally using the indicator to tell you they won't be proceeding any further. ******s. Drivers pulling caravans but still going 90mph. And we wonder why there are lots of caravan accidents. Drivers without insurance. Total ******s. Drink drivers. Slime of humanity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 Drivers that don't join the motorway at a suitable speed similar to the traffic on the motorway casing cars to slow down to avoid them. Or, more pertinently perhaps, drivers that assume they have right of way when joining a motorway. You don't you ignorant t**ts! If there's no space to join the motorway then wait on the slip road until there is (FFS) Drivers that overtake you and then pull in immediately almost taking the front of your car off There is one exception to that rule - you are allowed to cut up drivers that hog the middle lane in this manner... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 I was driving on M42 earlier and they got variable speed limits and when they flashed up for us to go 30 mph guess what woman in front of me done? She only went and slowed down to 30 mph! On the actual motorway! v.dangerous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 Hash tags on Facebook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 The Inbetweeners People that like The Inbetweeners People that rush onto Facebook to quote The Inbetweeners immediately Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 Hash tags on Facebook Hash tags in any walk of life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 Hash tags in any walk of life. They are more acceptable on Twitter. I'm starting to realise what an angry young man I am. Christ knows what I will be like in 50 years time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 (edited) They are more acceptable on Twitter. I'm starting to realise what an angry young man I am. Christ knows what I will be like in 50 years time. OK then hash tags on anything outside of twitter. I am the same, I get angry at a lot of things but mostly it is the lack of self awareness from others that causes the most frustration. Edited 15 April, 2013 by hypochondriac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 Hash tags on Facebook #orworsestillhashtagswhicharejustcompletesentences Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 OK then hash tags on anything outside of twitter. I am the same, I get angry at a lot of things but mostly it is the lack of self awareness from others that causes the most frustration. So essentially, you dislike people for a trait you share yourself. Quite common, really Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 So essentially, you dislike people for a trait you share yourself. Quite common, really The same could most certainly be said of you. Besides I wasn't talking about on here, this most definitely is not real life. Condescending lefties are another group that annoy me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sotonjoe Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 It's really not worth getting in a tizz over is it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 It's really not worth getting in a tizz over is it! YES!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 Toothpastes tubes that have not been squeezed from the base up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Billy Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 Misbehaving kids on a flight. People who park their car next to mine when I have deliberately parked a distance away to have some peace whilst my mrs shops. Guys who walk with attitude. Numb nut pro footballers who cannot string a sentence together. Hoodies. Local TV news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 People that still use old fashioned toothpaste tubes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugwash Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 People who, on entry to a hospital/public building/shopping centre, stand around blocking the aisle/corridor looking totally lost and don't look at the direction signs in front of them. Thornhill roundabout. The same thing as Pap said. Phlegm. Ivana Trump. Blue food colouring - no one should eat blue food. Lazy journalists. Holes in pockets. Pigeons sh@gging on the fence and crapping on my patio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 Babies in business class Stubbing my toe Not being able to attract a waiter's attention when you want to pay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 Babies in business class Stubbing my toe Not being able to attract a waiter's attention when you want to pay. Waiters that give you the bill then bugger off for 20 minutes. How long does it take to grab your money/card from your wallet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 A pheasant looked at me funny from the grass verge just now as I was driving out of Bampton (or Bamp'n as the locals call it) on the B3227 towards Wiveliscombe (or Wivey as the locals call it). Basterd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 A pheasant looked at me funny from the grass verge just now as I was driving out of Bampton (or Bamp'n as the locals call it) on the B3227 towards Wiveliscombe (or Wivey as the locals call it). Basterd. I'm not a pheasant plucker I'm a pheasant plucker's son I'll keep on plucking pheasants 'til the pheasants plucking's done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latter day saint Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 people who are always happy-f&ck off weirdo's it's not normal people who talk loudly in a group conversation -we weren't listening because you talk balls people whose life revolves around the next oppourtunity to get "sh!tfaced! Lolz!" grow up you alcoholic c8nts people who involve politics in everything they talk about or post online- party political broadcasts are only meant to last 5 mins ffs! people who talk about the Gym all the time- fair play for going but stop verbally w&nking off about it & don't expect a pat on the back from me people who are wacky/zany/quircky- your attention seeking cocks, do one that McVities stopped making Abbey Crunch biscuits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlakeySFC Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 (edited) People that use American spellings, People that can't spell properly, Dumb people that you can't even have a conversation with, Opposition fans that assume I'm from Southampton at a match so I know where everything is, Ignorant people, Justin Bieber, One Direction, Simon Cowell, Pop Music, Chavs, People that think they need nicotine gum, nicotine patches, nicotine inhalers and a whole range of nicotine replacement products to stop smoking when all they need is a bit of Willpower, Glory Hunters, Americans, The American Flag, America in general, Personal Injury adverts, Go Compare Adverts, Fake Women, Blokes that only talk about 'pulling women' and are obsessed with telling all their mates how many birds they've bedded Edited 15 April, 2013 by BlakeySFC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 Teachers moaning about their 'long 8 week term', before they get another funking holiday. Get a fu cking grip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 Or, more pertinently perhaps, drivers that assume they have right of way when joining a motorway. You don't you ignorant t**ts! If there's no space to join the motorway then wait on the slip road until there is I dissagree with this, the amount of ****s I see that purposely dont move over, its surely more dangerous forme to join a motorway at a slower speed then actually picking up speed only for some ignorant idiot to not bother moving over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjsaint Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 People who moan about grammar/lingo. Actually Ok there is one thing, the word 'ginormous' as in 'My God jjsaint, you sant to stick your ginormous todger where?!?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 I dissagree with this, the amount of ****s I see that purposely dont move over, its surely more dangerous forme to join a motorway at a slower speed then actually picking up speed only for some ignorant idiot to not bother moving over. I was thinking of the scenario where you're driving on the inside lane and its too busy to pull out into the middle lane to let someone from the slip road in but they still insist on pulling out in front of you. They should give way if there is no room to pull out. Them is the rules. But, yes, people you don't move over to he middle lane when it's safe to do so are indeed ****s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 Opposition fans that assume I'm from Southampton at a match so I know where everything is, Where are you from, Blakey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 People that walk between train carriages, barging past people sitting on the aisle seats as they do so, just to get to a door that is closer to the station exit. Just get in the right carriage in the first place and stay there you cretinous buffoons...FFS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 People who are allowed to breed even though they have no money. The far right. Arficus Maximus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 (Women) drivers who stop at a roundabout regardless of whether there is any oncoming traffic. Anticipate FFS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGTL Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 Teachers moaning about their 'long 8 week term', before they get another funking holiday. Get a fu cking grip. Only 6 long weeks until our next break luckily Ignorant drivers, usually at short stay airport car parks, who try and park right on the line to stop anyone going in next to them. I hunt these ******s out and squeeze in as I couldn't give a **** if I scratch your £50k car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHAPEL END CHARLIE Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 USB connectors - they only work one way round and both bloody sides look identical! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 USB connectors - they only work one way round and both bloody sides look identical! This!!! Which cretin cane up with that design? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 Only 6 long weeks until our next break luckily Ignorant drivers, usually at short stay airport car parks, who try and park right on the line to stop anyone going in next to them. I hunt these ******s out and squeeze in as I couldn't give a **** if I scratch your £50k car. Sorry, it's nothing personal. Just fed up with my Facebook feed being full of my teacher friends (I seem to have an inordinate amount of teacher friends). But seriously, you have just had two weeks off, and you are already complaining it's a whole 8 weeks until your next one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
landford.saint Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 Cyclists People who moan about people who moan about cyclists Teachers who say they're overworked even though they only work 9 until 3 and have 1 hour for lunch and work only about 30 weeks a year Cyclists People with no religious tolerance. Cyclists Have I mentioned cyclists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 USB connectors - they only work one way round and both bloody sides look identical! This!!! Which cretin cane up with that design? Be fair, lads. I had a clearout of old wires. Was able to get rid of nearly everything except for USB and HDMI. My house is tidier because of USB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpsaint Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 People indicating left when going straight on in Bullar road. Just ****es me off!!! People that drive past The Station pub and don't indicate that they plan to go straight up Bullar Road. It's a junction, indicate. James Corden. The Human Rights act. Drivers, usually women (not being sexist, just an observation), that don't realise that the hose on the petrol pump will stretch to the other side of the car and would rather just block the more intelligent drivers whilst they wait for a free pump which corresponds with their petrol cap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Billy Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 People who keep tapping me when they are talking. People who talk too close to me and invade my space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlakeySFC Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 Where are you from, Blakey? Farnham (Surrey) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamilton Saint Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 Police spokesmen who inflate their language to make it sound more important: "At this particular juncture in time [now], we intend to ascertain [we're gonna find out] whether or not [if] the perpertrator resides in any of the domeciles in this area of the city [the suspect lives here]." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 Where are you from, Blakey? Farnham (Surrey) Glory Hunters, What's wrong with Farnborough or Aldershot FC then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 Police spokesmen who inflate their language to make it sound more important: "At this particular juncture in time [now], we intend to ascertain [we're gonna find out] whether or not [if] the perpertrator resides in any of the domeciles in this area of the city [the suspect lives here]." Yeah, that's an annoyance. I bet it was them buggers who started "absolutely". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 People who keep tapping me when they are talking. Why would anyone do this, let alone multiple people? Are you listening? People who talk too close to me and invade my space. This bloke? Bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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