Spudders Posted 10 April, 2013 Posted 10 April, 2013 As per the title, simple question with two answers, yes or no? Point to note: I'm on train home Scarf is in some kind of German bar in London on the floor Options: Someone else takes it home Someone hands it in Staff find it Simples... Vote now
Tokyo-Saint Posted 10 April, 2013 Posted 10 April, 2013 Hi spud I can confirm you will never see it again. I lost my scarf in a bar in Paris before and never saw that again. I got a replacement but left it in an izakaya in Tokyo this winter, never saw that again. Based on this information I have concluded, you, like me, are destined not to wear scarfs.
Spudders Posted 10 April, 2013 Author Posted 10 April, 2013 Some good assumptions there Tokes, I'm a bit undecided about scarfs/scarves anyway, part of me thinks they're a bit bent, but another part of me thinks they are a good source of warmth and a great tool for love bite disguising (not relevant for me in recent years if I'm honest!!!)
Tokyo-Saint Posted 10 April, 2013 Posted 10 April, 2013 No problem. Btw was this your serious thread you were thinking of putting in the lounge? If so... All I can say, is you are a definitemuppet show man. When the bomb goes off, you'll be safe.
Bearsy Posted 10 April, 2013 Posted 10 April, 2013 Hi I'm confused why would you think there was slightest chance of getting back? U wouldn't go back to bar just to get a dumb scarf? Far easier to steal someone elses. It's the circle of scarf yo. Edit: wait does it have nametag?
Tokyo-Saint Posted 10 April, 2013 Posted 10 April, 2013 Mine used to, wife gave it to me but think it belonged to some knob called Paul Smith. Maybe he nicked it back.
Spudders Posted 10 April, 2013 Author Posted 10 April, 2013 No problem. Btw was this your serious thread you were thinking of putting in the lounge? No, there was no way I'd have known in advance I'd misplace an essential woolen garment, although I guess it probably is serious lounge material. Once lounge has been bombed, this is where all semi serious thread will go (or site suggestion area as no mods ever bother with that area). Serious thread was (will be) about commuting/living in the big smoke, but will do that when I'm not tired/drunk/just got home at stupid time/having a poo/all of the above (or to the left). Hi I'm confused why would you think there was slightest chance of getting back? Edit: wait does it have nametag? Dunno, maybe some people in London are still kind (unlikely I know), also some people I now work with might have handed it in or kept it. It had some sort of name, think it belonged to happy shopper or something. Just joking, happy shopper don't do scarfs/scarves Mine used to, wife gave it to me but think it belonged to some knob called Paul Smith. Maybe he nicked it back. I used to work with someone called Paul Smith (I can't say if he had Paul Smith scarfs/scarves though!) Night yos
Miltonroader07 Posted 11 April, 2013 Posted 11 April, 2013 Should we have a whip round to buy Spud a scarf, put me down for a quid
Big Bad Bob Posted 11 April, 2013 Posted 11 April, 2013 My son left his Ben 10 hat on the cross channel ferry, I say he has as much chance of getting that back as you do of getting your scarf back!
Big Bad Bob Posted 11 April, 2013 Posted 11 April, 2013 I think I have seen that hat Bob. Could you get it for me then please, still attached to the scumbag who's wearing it.........
dubai_phil Posted 11 April, 2013 Posted 11 April, 2013 If I was Spud I would be very afraid that the forum fashion police will be after him for being a Scarfer
Big Bad Bob Posted 11 April, 2013 Posted 11 April, 2013 If I was Spud I would be very afraid that the forum fashion police will be after him for being a Scarfer Depends if it was a knitted woolen scarf in tasteful shades of red and white or one of these (warning clicking on the link may cause metro-sexual traits to become dominant)
Tokyo-Saint Posted 11 April, 2013 Posted 11 April, 2013 Could you get it for me then please, still attached to the scumbag who's wearing it......... Could be tough Bob. The bastard that stole it is a slippery customer and he has previous.
timayes Posted 11 April, 2013 Posted 11 April, 2013 If it was a German type bar, are you sure you didn't swap it for a fetching pair of lederhosen?
dubai_phil Posted 11 April, 2013 Posted 11 April, 2013 If it was a German type bar, are you sure you didn't swap it for a fetching pair of lederhosen? On the subject of Lederhosen..... Any more last minute TSW gang want to come on my Stag Weekend next Friday at Fruhlungsfest in Munich? No scarves allowed though. Just asking like, don't want Bearsy moaning that he didn't get handcuffed to some effing lampost
Tokyo-Saint Posted 11 April, 2013 Posted 11 April, 2013 Only joking Phil. Will Davis Love the third be there?
Big Bad Bob Posted 11 April, 2013 Posted 11 April, 2013 On the subject of Lederhosen..... Any more last minute TSW gang want to come on my Stag Weekend next Friday at Fruhlungsfest in Munich? No scarves allowed though. Just asking like, don't want Bearsy moaning that he didn't get handcuffed to some effing lampost Sorry, I'm busy next weekend, I've got errrm, some, errrm, things to do
Big Bad Bob Posted 11 April, 2013 Posted 11 April, 2013 Only joking Phil. Will Davis Love the third be there? If Phil Mickleson is there you have my full permission to smack him one, jammy, spawny ****..
Big Bad Bob Posted 11 April, 2013 Posted 11 April, 2013 Sorry, I'm busy next weekend, I've got errrm, some, errrm, things to do Ah, that's right, I'm looking for my son's hat and Spudder's scarf
Tokyo-Saint Posted 11 April, 2013 Posted 11 April, 2013 Hi Phil I have just spoken to Bear and he is definitely up for coming to the Flugalungbummin to see you in a dress. Can you please PM him the full details along with one or two golf/celeb photos and stories? Hope you have a good time. I am sure you will up load the photos. Tokyo
scotty Posted 11 April, 2013 Posted 11 April, 2013 Forget your precious scarf spud, its gone. Go the whole hog, get out of that closet and buy yourself a nice cravatte.
Spudders Posted 11 April, 2013 Author Posted 11 April, 2013 I will be in Munich next Monday & Tuesday, sadly/fortunately (delete as applicable) I'll be back in the uk by Friday, but look forward to reading regular stag do updates via the forum Phil.
dubai_phil Posted 12 April, 2013 Posted 12 April, 2013 I will be in Munich next Monday & Tuesday, sadly/fortunately (delete as applicable) I'll be back in the uk by Friday, but look forward to reading regular stag do updates via the forum Phil. You'll get updates, from a forum member, who's on the tour but sure as heck won't be me... I don't plan on being able to see ANYTHING apart from Bewbs all weekend. But I will try and find your scarf. Oh Crap is that the time?
Spudders Posted 12 April, 2013 Author Posted 12 April, 2013 Well after the last couple of days I know how the parents of Madeleine McCann must feel, there's been all the emotional ups & downs (but without the press to support me!). Initial indications were that someone from work had seen my scarf & taken it home with them. Yesterday they forgot to bring it in & as today was their last day before returning to India I thought they might have wanted to take it back as a gift, however this morning they arrived indicated they had it. However when they took it out, it wasn't mine at all. I went to the bar at lunchtime & had a look at their collection of lost scarfs, to be honest I was tempted to say it was one of them as there were a couple of decent looking ones, but mine wasn't there & I didn't bother to scab one of the others!
PhilippineSaint Posted 16 April, 2013 Posted 16 April, 2013 Mine used to, wife gave it to me but think it belonged to some knob called Paul Smith. Maybe he nicked it back. I know a Paul Smith he was a Gooner so why would he have a decent scarf?
Tokyo-Saint Posted 16 April, 2013 Posted 16 April, 2013 Was? Did you kill him? Hand him over to Milts? Let bear give him Aids? Were is bear anyway? Is he banned again?
PhilippineSaint Posted 16 April, 2013 Posted 16 April, 2013 Was? Did you kill him? Hand him over to Milts? Let bear give him Aids? Were is bear anyway? Is he banned again? Why would I need to kill a Gooner they are already brain dead, How did Bear get Aids? Milts is resorting to strategic weapons of Mass destruction?
Tokyo-Saint Posted 16 April, 2013 Posted 16 April, 2013 How did Bear get Aids? tell me more bout the knobs. How is u finding out bout the knobs? No idea...
dubai_phil Posted 16 April, 2013 Posted 16 April, 2013 Blind Stag ? Did someone mention Stag? Having a NIGHTMARE packing. Can't find the Wolfpack Wrist bands anywhere FFS
Barry Sanchez Posted 16 April, 2013 Posted 16 April, 2013 I have lost numerous scarfs over the years, I have a lovely one (long dark blue and black long university style) and lost that and nearly cried, I got a barbour one at Christmas and it looks lovely on the coat rack.
RonManager Posted 16 April, 2013 Posted 16 April, 2013 I have your scarf. There is no ransom demand. I will tonight take it up onto the moor, and at midnight I will set it ablaze, dancing naked around it whilst it burns to the ground. Some local badgers will be in attendance. Kind Regards.
dubai_phil Posted 16 April, 2013 Posted 16 April, 2013 I have your scarf. There is no ransom demand. I will tonight take it up onto the moor, and at midnight I will set it ablaze, dancing naked around it whilst it burns to the ground. Some local badgers will be in attendance. Kind Regards. :badger:
PhilippineSaint Posted 17 April, 2013 Posted 17 April, 2013 Silk scarfs tied around the wrist, white on red one side and red on white the other pumping fists into the air whilst walking into the Dell. Happy days no you will not get it back
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