Tokyo-Saint Posted 3 April, 2013 Share Posted 3 April, 2013 Let's nuke 'em. Those boring bastards are going down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 3 April, 2013 Share Posted 3 April, 2013 Before they are crushed, can we send in a covert squad to claim the PTS thread and bring it into the Muppet show? I don't mind going, but I'll need a small team of two or maybe three people who I can rely on, who's in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Made in Southampton Posted 4 April, 2013 Share Posted 4 April, 2013 Preemptive strike! I like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 4 April, 2013 Share Posted 4 April, 2013 As somebody who splits his time equally between the Lounge and the Muppet Show, I would just like to say that I am currently disapproving of this tension. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cascadia Saint Posted 4 April, 2013 Share Posted 4 April, 2013 The main board is conducting 'scheduled exercises' with the lounge, should you be worried? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 4 April, 2013 Author Share Posted 4 April, 2013 The main board and the lounge are and always have been in cahoots. If the mainly bored don't watch it, they are going down as well. If it comes to it all be happy if it is just us, the arts and the chill out room (site suggestion). No spud the PTS has to go as well, it's the worst part. As far as I am concerned the skate are dead, that why milts is here now. The only thing that reminds me they still exist is that thread. Besides if we blow that up, they is a good chance we can take VFTTT with it. If you want to go in early, perhaps with super mikey as cover and rescue Rallyboy, then fine but it's got to go. Fair warning will be given to the few that require saving. Golfing Phil can come over on a golfing peace treaty (and so I can stalk him), his wife sexy sue, and of course comrade Pap. This is happening people, with we don't do it to them, you can bet they will do it to us! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonroader07 Posted 4 April, 2013 Share Posted 4 April, 2013 Before they are crushed, can we send in a covert squad to claim the PTS thread and bring it into the Muppet show? I don't mind going, but I'll need a small team of two or maybe three people who I can rely on, who's in? I am with ya Spud, protecting ya rear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilippineSaint Posted 4 April, 2013 Share Posted 4 April, 2013 I am with ya Spud, protecting ya rear Are you covering it or coveting it Bear needs to know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonroader07 Posted 4 April, 2013 Share Posted 4 April, 2013 I know my place !!!!! Would never compromise The Bear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 4 April, 2013 Share Posted 4 April, 2013 I think I could be quite useful in the event of an all-out Nuclear Strike. I know how to find a Bunker from any direction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 4 April, 2013 Author Share Posted 4 April, 2013 Phew that was close. For a moment, I thought Phil was going to tell a golf joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cascadia Saint Posted 6 April, 2013 Share Posted 6 April, 2013 Didn't you cut the golf joke hotline before launching into your bellicose rhetoric? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitalsaint Posted 6 April, 2013 Share Posted 6 April, 2013 that's it, they've gone too far. trousers has stolen my hilarious 'france surrenders' picture and posted it on the lounge korea thread, 8 hours after me. kill them all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 6 April, 2013 Author Share Posted 6 April, 2013 Didn't you cut the golf joke hotline before launching into your bellicose rhetoric? You think we know how to stop the golf jokes? NO! If we knew how to stop the golf jokes, we wouldn't be this close to all out war. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 6 April, 2013 Share Posted 6 April, 2013 Have we launched yet? Has Strangelove been contacted? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 6 April, 2013 Share Posted 6 April, 2013 that's it, they've gone too far. trousers has stolen my hilarious 'france surrenders' picture and posted it on the lounge korea thread, 8 hours after me. kill them all. That was probably a tit for tat in direct retaliation for my use of a link initially posted on there which I unwittingly added on here without knowing they'd already claimed it. Maybe we could arrange a prisoner swap? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 6 April, 2013 Share Posted 6 April, 2013 The main board is the "Great Satan" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 6 April, 2013 Share Posted 6 April, 2013 The main board and the lounge are and always have been in cahoots. If the mainly bored don't watch it, they are going down as well. If it comes to it all be happy if it is just us, the arts and the chill out room (site suggestion). No spud the PTS has to go as well, it's the worst part. As far as I am concerned the skate are dead, that why milts is here now. The only thing that reminds me they still exist is that thread. Besides if we blow that up, they is a good chance we can take VFTTT with it. If you want to go in early, perhaps with super mikey as cover and rescue Rallyboy, then fine but it's got to go. Fair warning will be given to the few that require saving. Golfing Phil can come over on a golfing peace treaty (and so I can stalk him), his wife sexy sue, and of course comrade Pap. This is happening people, with we don't do it to them, you can bet they will do it to us! Leaving KRG to perish? You treacherous barsteward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Boy Saint Posted 10 April, 2013 Share Posted 10 April, 2013 Err serious anorak question. With The Muppet Show being adjacent to The Lounge in the off topic section of the Forum, wouldn't a nuclear strike of the magnitude being spoken of result in an EMP large enough to prevent continuation of the Glorious Independent Republic of The Muppet show in its current format? Or worse still result in at least 30-40 pages of threads being cast into a nuclear desert thus Bumping to the top the Thread "What do you have in your Sandwiches today?" from the 18th June 2010. As you were.............. Carry on! where did that saluting one go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 10 April, 2013 Share Posted 10 April, 2013 Err serious anorak question. With The Muppet Show being adjacent to The Lounge in the off topic section of the Forum, wouldn't a nuclear strike of the magnitude being spoken of result in an EMP large enough to prevent continuation of the Glorious Independent Republic of The Muppet show in its current format? Or worse still result in at least 30-40 pages of threads being cast into a nuclear desert thus Bumping to the top the Thread "What do you have in your Sandwiches today?" from the 18th June 2010. As you were.............. Carry on! where did that saluting one go! Oh Dear JBS. Think you just committed TMS suicide by starting a post with Err serious anorak question. So, you wear an Anorak? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 10 April, 2013 Share Posted 10 April, 2013 Meanwhile. You been conducting secret Underground Tests Tokes? You seem to have been away from TMS for a few days. Was this you & Bearsy? http://www.straitstimes.com/breaking-news/world/story/quake-63-magnitude-strikes-near-irans-nuclear-city-bushehr-20130409 Look, I think you're taking this Golf Joke issue a bit too far. Bloody thing caused my Cup of Tea to spill yesterday afternoon. 4.0 on the Richter scale though. Think you need to work on your aiming system, taking out the Iranians' Nuke facilities when you were after me is a bit OTT. However all you have done is stiffen our resolve, we shall not falter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 10 April, 2013 Author Share Posted 10 April, 2013 Sorry if you were affected you Phil, that wasn't our intention. We assumed you would be be in a bunker! BOOM! The tables have turned. Check out that 9iron reversal yo. The yo was for you bear, don't want you feeling dumb or nuffin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZepSaint Posted 10 April, 2013 Share Posted 10 April, 2013 The yo was for you bear, don't want you feeling dumb or nuffin. He's probably too busy 'feeling' other people to be feeling 'Dumb', mind you could be Sneezy, Dopey or any of the other dwarves ! :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Boy Saint Posted 10 April, 2013 Share Posted 10 April, 2013 Oh Dear JBS. Think you just committed TMS suicide by starting a post with So, you wear an Anorak? Only when I have to ask a serious question or state a serious fact in an environment that is not conducive to my life expectancy or onwards reputation in said environment.............................. And being made from the same material as Harry Potters invisibility cloak well that gives me absolution from any ridicule that I might otherwise have attracted had I not had it on with the hood up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitalsaint Posted 10 April, 2013 Share Posted 10 April, 2013 tokyo- have you issued an official warning for all non-regular lounge posters (foreigners) to make their exits? wouldn't want them to get caught up in this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Boy Saint Posted 10 April, 2013 Share Posted 10 April, 2013 The main board has a perfect thread for a surgical strike: the Summer 2013 HCDAJFU. Anorak on or off, I know I can spout some complete cobblers: but when someone suggests Phil Neville!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 10 April, 2013 Author Share Posted 10 April, 2013 tokyo- have you issued an official warning for all non-regular lounge posters (foreigners) to make their exits? wouldn't want them to get caught up in this. Nah The main board has a perfect thread for a surgical strike: the Summer 2013 HCDAJFU. Anorak on or off, I know I can spout some complete cobblers: but when someone suggests Phil Neville!!!!!!!!!!!! Agreed, let's nuke those bastards too. Charlie was on there yesterday suggesting David Connelly might be the man to help us push on. FFS Charlie, unless you come TMS and issue a full and frank apology, you will also be targeted. Prepare to launch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZepSaint Posted 10 April, 2013 Share Posted 10 April, 2013 *ducks* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 10 April, 2013 Share Posted 10 April, 2013 I've got a thread I want to start of a serious nature, but with tensions being so high I don't want to start it in the lounge. I was thinking of just putting it in the main forum (it's totally non-football related) & letting a mod move it to the lounge, the trouble is I'd still end up in the lounge. The other option is for muppets to promise to take it seriously if I use our muppet home for serious non boob related thread? What da ya thinks yo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 10 April, 2013 Author Share Posted 10 April, 2013 Put it in the Muppets all day long spud. We will of course treat it seriously but you have the added advantage that if your problem is solved in the first few posts, we can go off topic without the need for posts being deleted or infractions. Just last week MLG posted that all time classic thread where he made a spelling mistake. It was a pretty simple thread something like he wanted the offside rule explained or whatever. Anyway, this was sorted, then MLG was ripped for the spelling mistakes and a funny conversation started. Dry Swede Olollannas came along, had a moan, in steps Charlet, deleted a load of posts and said get back on topic.... No one posted again. Sad really. I've got a story about my mate seeing Margaret Thatcher's fanny. It seems far fetch but is completely true. Where should I post this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZepSaint Posted 10 April, 2013 Share Posted 10 April, 2013 I've got a thread I want to start of a serious nature. The other option is for muppets to promise to take it seriously if I use our muppet home for serious non boob related thread? What da ya thinks yo? A non-bewb related thread has absolutely no place in TMS ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 10 April, 2013 Share Posted 10 April, 2013 Nah Agreed, let's nuke those bastards too. Charlie was on there yesterday suggesting David Connelly might be the man to help us push on. FFS Charlie, unless you come TMS and issue a full and frank apology, you will also be targeted. Prepare to launch! Phew, glad you talked me out of it.... Bumped into Diego Maradona in the Spike Bar at the Golf club last night. Was so close to suggesting him on the HCDAJFU thread. After all if MLT can make a comeback after playing so much golf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 10 April, 2013 Share Posted 10 April, 2013 Oh that was BUMPED into - farking fat little git he is now. No I don't have a story 'coz I kept my mouth shut or I would have been in there with the whole Maggie getting re-elected was all his fault for what he did with the whole Falklands Island Handball Dictatorship thing. Trousers would have insisted I give him a hug & Barry would be wanting an Instagram of the abuse & burning of him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 10 April, 2013 Share Posted 10 April, 2013 Good to see the RAF are readying for the Strike on the HCDAJFU thread. Here are their last remaining Harriers in a practice formation bombing run Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Boy Saint Posted 10 April, 2013 Share Posted 10 April, 2013 Oi Tokyo have you been playing with that big red button on your desk??! All the Chuffin lights have gone out up here in my small corner of Hampshire!!! Boy is it dark!!! (put my anorak on just in case). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cascadia Saint Posted 11 April, 2013 Share Posted 11 April, 2013 Oh that was BUMPED into - farking fat little git he is now. No I don't have a story 'coz I kept my mouth shut or I would have been in there with the whole Maggie getting re-elected was all his fault for what he did with the whole Falklands Island Handball Dictatorship thing. Trousers would have insisted I give him a hug & Barry would be wanting an Instagram of the abuse & burning of him You should've jumped towards him with your fist just above your head, then celebrated wildly. Cheating little goblin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 11 April, 2013 Share Posted 11 April, 2013 You should've jumped towards him with your fist just above your head, then celebrated wildly. Cheating little goblin. IF I had jumped in that position there would have been no chance of my fist accidentally connecting.... But then the thought of spending Ramadan in a local nick kicked in.... Nah it REALLY wasn't worth that much pain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 11 April, 2013 Author Share Posted 11 April, 2013 Hi Phil Have you ever met anyone famous? Thanks Tokyo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Boy Saint Posted 11 April, 2013 Share Posted 11 April, 2013 IF I had jumped in that position there would have been no chance of my fist accidentally connecting.... But then the thought of spending Ramadan in a local nick kicked in.... Nah it REALLY wasn't worth that much pain Very wise, I have a few customers who partake, most take it in their stride but others you start to see getting a Bit tetchy after 2 weeks:7th of July at this latitude hmmm bloody long days!! But inside the Big House there!......... a totally different kettle of fish. ........... "it's the thought that counts" in the first instance certainly applies here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cascadia Saint Posted 11 April, 2013 Share Posted 11 April, 2013 IF I had jumped in that position there would have been no chance of my fist accidentally connecting.... But then the thought of spending Ramadan in a local nick kicked in.... Nah it REALLY wasn't worth that much pain I guess you would have to jump downwards to get him, and with that low centre of gravity (fat stumpy ork) there is no guarantee you would knock him over anyway. I'm glad you stayed out of jail and didn't have to ram a Dan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Boy Saint Posted 12 April, 2013 Share Posted 12 April, 2013 Is this happening today? ......... It's just my Mum wants me home early for once this week for my tea as its my Favourite: Bangers, Mash, and Baked Beans with Angel Delight for Puddy! Thanks in advance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 12 April, 2013 Share Posted 12 April, 2013 Enough of this selective thread targeting, there is nothing happening on the main board or the lounge - turn the whole lot into a car park "Not needed: prisoners, apology, surrender"; "Burn the enemy to ashes"; "Throw them into furnace" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 12 April, 2013 Share Posted 12 April, 2013 Hi Phil Have you ever met anyone famous? Thanks Tokyo I thought I had once upon a time. Got an upgrade on a flight and spent a very happy 8 hours discussing Food, Football and women with a really great all round Lad. Was really upset when I found out it was Gordon Ramsey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilippineSaint Posted 15 April, 2013 Share Posted 15 April, 2013 Hi Phil Have you ever met anyone famous? Thanks Tokyo Which Phil are you talking to ? If its me not that I can recall sober Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 15 April, 2013 Author Share Posted 15 April, 2013 Sorry, Golfing Phil not Ladyboy Phil. Sorry Phils. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilippineSaint Posted 19 April, 2013 Share Posted 19 April, 2013 This is a little like the North Korean rhetoric, seems to have dried up when push comes to shove Whats happening as the Ladyboy bars in Manila are waiting for the fall out of full scale nuclear war and all the sex and money thats gets thrown around during those times and it appears to have passed by as a damp squib on one of the easily cleanable plastic couches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 22 April, 2013 Share Posted 22 April, 2013 OMG, I'm ALIVE! Oh feck. I wish I wasn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilippineSaint Posted 30 April, 2013 Share Posted 30 April, 2013 It appears that the Cold War has started. half a dozen bars in Manila have gone out of business due to lack of paying servicemen / women Trench coats are coming back into fashion (its been raining again) lots of umbrellas about no idea if they are poison tipped or not? Tokyo what is the state of play or war footing that we are now on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 30 April, 2013 Author Share Posted 30 April, 2013 It's a code orange Phil. We have had to put the launch on hold and negotiate as it appears the main board have kidnaped bear (and his lap dog mental milts). When we weren't looking they switched them both for a load of mods (you seen that mod of the year thread? It's full of them!). I pm'd bear to see why he has been posting so much on the mainly board and this was his reply: Happy on the main board. Everyone is so friendly. Loving MLG arguing with everyone everyday. People need to just forget me and move on. Muppet show is not for me anymore. Even though I do miss the tits yo. I am sure there is a hidden message in there but since we lost our code breaker bletch in combat, I have no idea what it might be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilippineSaint Posted 30 April, 2013 Share Posted 30 April, 2013 Sacrifice the Bear and Milts was only a Skate looking for a way forward Nuke them now? or in other words press the little red tit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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