Could you live on £57 a week?

[Sour Mash]

Exactly! They're 90% gone, making them hard to spot.

Which communites are 90% gone? And how does this stop them getting a job?

[buctootim]

Which communites are 90% gone? And how does this stop them getting a job?

 

The deicimated ones. You can't get a job if you've been decimated and are gone.

[Sour Mash]

The deicimated ones. You can't get a job if you've been decimated and are gone.

Right, but what does this have to do with people staying on benefit rather than getting a job?

[bridge too far]

Which communites are 90% gone? And how does this stop them getting a job?

 

http://www.shu.ac.uk/_assets/pdf/the-real-level-of-unemployment-2012.pdf

[bridge too far]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-22044650

[trousers]

http://ig.ft.com/austerity-audit/

[PhilippineSaint]

I can live on 57 pound a week and feed two children two grandchildren 3 housemaids 1 houseboy and a driver plus the wife and dog who has decided to have 7 puppies

 

 

but only if I live outside the UK

[Sour Mash]

This chap appears to be doing alright http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2310139/I-acting-self-defence-says-drunken-fan-disabled-benefits-threw-punch-police-horse.html

[Mouldy Coat]

Not even a round of Jaeger bombs...not a chance

[trousers]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2339340/Dont-cut-32-000-benefits-Unemployed-mother-seven-says-living-just-2-000-month-leave-family-homeless.html

[hypochondriac]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2339340/Dont-cut-32-000-benefits-Unemployed-mother-seven-says-living-just-2-000-month-leave-family-homeless.html

 

Shouldn't have had seven children then.

[Lord Duckhunter]

Shouldn't have had seven children then.

 

I feel sorry for the blokes that ****ged her, she's no oil painting.

[buctootim]

I feel sorry for the blokes that ****ged her, she's no oil painting.

 

A famous oil painting by Quentin Massys.

 

Edited 12 June, 2013 by buctootim

[Batman]

[ant]

 

Page 5:

 

"If you have never lived in the UK before, you will not normally have paid NI contributions. This will usually mean that you can’t get benefits, which are based on NI contributions."

 

Not to mention that leaflet was withdrawn in 2008. Still, keep sharing it around and you'll fool somebody eventually.