Britney Spears

[SNSUN]

I'd still ruin her. Even bald i'd have been insatiable.

 

That is all.

[Wiltshire Saint]

She was clearly miming on X-Factor. What a disgrace. She goes on a TV show about talent and demonstrates her lack of talent by refusing to sing live. A poor show. She should be kicked in the fanny for that. And how the **** did Ruth get voted off when that little Irish fella and that young blonde girl are there? He looks like a munchkin and she simply cannot sing. What with this and piracy and killings in Mumbai, I don't know what the work is coming to.

[Deppo]

I've got rickets.

[Kadeem Hardison]

The judges condemned the choice of song for two contestants tonight as it was, in both cases, an "iconic Britney Spears song".

 

It's not like she has a massive back catalogue to choose from. And, more importantly, are they suggesting that some Britney Spears songs are sacred and shouldn't be attempted?

 

FFS, they have already chosen Cohen's Hallelujah as the first single for whoever wins the X Factor! Is that the sound of Jeff Buckley turning in his grave?

 

Talking of turning in your grave, I saw these in the shop today:

 

 

The Official Che Guevara Calendar. Ah, capitalism.

[Robsk II]

Excellent.

[Saintandy666]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcZRoN9dyvI

 

James Cordons view of her on the Xtra Factor...

 

Funny as, espcially Holly whatsherfaces face as he says it.

[Matt SFC]

Euoghan looks like an ewok - FACT

 

I'm pretty sure Alexandra was miming along to toxic

[Hatch]

I am still trying to find out what language that Diana sings in.

She sings words that I have never heard of before.

[Dicko]

She's a disgrace to the music industry

 

Anyone who mimes is talentless, but to do it on a singing competition takes the ****

[Junction 9]

Is Ruth the Spanish one?

[saint_stevo]

i would

[Deppo]

I mime when I do karaoke.

[Wiltshire Saint]

I have wriiten to OFCOM about the show last night and expect tens of thousands of others to do so in a couple of weeks time. Absolute b*tch as far as I'm concerned.

[Kadeem Hardison]

I didn't see it but, having read about it on here retrospectively, I am deeply offended by the fact she mimed. I have written a strongly worded letter of complaint to the Independent Television Commission.

[Thorpe-le-Saint]

Who cares if she mimes? She is FIT. (When she is not bald/having a nervious breakdown etc)

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

I have wriiten to OFCOM about the show last night and expect tens of thousands of others to do so in a couple of weeks time. Absolute b*tch as far as I'm concerned.

 

I didn't see it but, having read about it on here retrospectively, I am deeply offended by the fact she mimed. I have written a strongly worded letter of complaint to the Independent Television Commission.

 

Cue Atticus saying he is writing to Gordon Brown or someone complaining...

 

Thats twice on this thread Wilts posts and Tiggs after (when, presumably, Wilts' posts are up)

[Iowsaintsfan]

Better version of the song britney sung

 

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=-yVRbKyPIiE&feature=related

[Scudamore]

Is Ruth the Spanish one?

 

I'll assume you meant "Is Ruth the one with the massive cans?" and yes she is the Spanish one with the massive cans...

[Master Bates]

I don't understand, Britney Spears mimes and there's a hugh hoo hah, yet the two skate Charlie Uniform November Tango's last week mimed and no one said jack schitt.

 

I'd ruin her.

[saint lard]

Perhaps this is the reason she mimes,or atleast "sings" to a backing track.

 

 

 

http://www.digitzero.com/2008/08/britney-spears-unmasked-what-she-really.html

[Ponty]

What a surprise. S13 posts Britney as a 15 year old.

 

You're becoming predictable Shane.

[Master Bates]

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

What a freak, she doesnt even have nipples :shock:

[swannymere]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcZRoN9dyvI

James Cordons view of her on the Xtra Factor...

Funny as, espcially Holly whatsherfaces face as he says it.

 

Corden being v.funny at Empire Awards.:smt050

 

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=QXyK0ean-D4

[Ponty]

And...??

 

I knew you were going to say that.

[saint_stevo]

she has a twisted growler

[Marsdinho]

[Master Bates]

 

 

Didn't realise she had cellulite, i'd still do her.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Little more cushion for the pushin'

 

Still would, although I think that picture would now put Shane off, as he will say she is too fat.

[Thedelldays]

britney is quality

[Master Bates]

britney is quality

 

Want me to pm you her snatch?

[OldNick]

Want me to pm you her snatch?

it is a bit like a Burger King Whopper on its side with some rashers of bacon hanging out of it. very enticing..not

[Master Bates]

it is a bit like a Burger King Whopper on its side with some rashers of bacon hanging out of it. very enticing..not

 

Spot on

 

Want me to pm you a picture of the Queen's snatch?

[benjii]

Want me to pm you her snatch?

 

Yes please (just to keep you out of trouble for a bit ).

 

Spot on

 

Want me to pm you a picture of the Queen's snatch?

 

Ahh, the Mag's vag. Yes please.

[keithd]

Didn't realise she had cellulite, i'd still do her.

 

everybody has celulite

 

i;d not do her. she'd mine she was enjoying herself

[Saint_Pedro]

Little more cushion for the pushin'

 

.

 

Sounds like this is needed as an early Xmas pressie?

[OldNick]

Spot on

 

Want me to pm you a picture of the Queen's snatch?

is that Her Majesty or Freddie Mercury, either way I'll pass thankyou MB

[Arizona]

everybody has celulite

 

i;d not do her. she'd mine she was enjoying herself

 

I didn't realise sexual pleasure was a mineral which had to be extracted from the ground.

[keithd]

I didn't realise sexual pleasure was a mineral which had to be extracted from the ground.

 

i think i've maybe helped you see where you've been going wrong all these years.

 

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