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I'm 50 years old and I've got a real thing for Taylor Swift. Got all her albums and always watching her vids on TV,Youtube etc and fancy the pants off her. Please tell me I'm not.......please :scared:

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The other day I flicked over to babestation and was admiring the display when I noticed that her tampon string was hanging out of the side of the thong!

 

Put me right off her it did, and I flicked back to BBC4.

Am I a perv?

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The other day I flicked over to babestation and was admiring the display when I noticed that her tampon string was hanging out of the side of the thong!

 

Put me right off her it did, and I flicked back to BBC4.

Am I a perv?

 

Nah, lots of respectable people watch BBC4.

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Oh OK, I bet you had to google that though?

 

I forgot Harry Styles is into older women, I thought she was 16 or summat.

 

Its less pervy to fancy Taylor Swift than knowing the personal sexual preferences of an 18 year old boy.

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I'm 50 years old and I've got a real thing for Taylor Swift. Got all her albums and always watching her vids on TV,Youtube etc and fancy the pants off her. Please tell me I'm not.......please :scared:

 

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Imagining her like this are we ? ;):p

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Well done zep. I would give you reputation points for posting the pic but it is basic muppet show rules and I don't want to reward what should be standard behaviour. Instead I am giving the first 10 posters minus 1 for each post prior to the picture.

 

How we meant to judge if he is a peodo without a picture people?

 

The answer is, I'd bone her. Actually she is not that fit but there is definitely something about her and is Edd Shearan got a handjob, there is hope for all of us.

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I'm not quite sure how buying all her albums factors into being a perv. I can understand looking at the pictures, videos and stealing her knickers from the washing line etc. but I don't get how listening to her albums would turn you on. That's just terrible taste in music more than anything.

 

When I was a teenager I had a thing for Rachel Stevens. Never bought an S Club 7 record though.

 

P.S. Since all the pictures on here have her looking like a blow up doll, here's another one.

 

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She has something about her, that's for sure. I'm more into my snub-nosed beauties these days... Sandra Bullock if I fancy a bit of mature or Caitlin Stasey if I'm going for around my age. Either way, I'd love to have their little snub noses rubbing against mine.

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I'm not quite sure how buying all her albums factors into being a perv. I can understand looking at the pictures, videos and stealing her knickers from the washing line etc. but I don't get how listening to her albums would turn you on. That's just terrible taste in music more than anything.

 

When I was a teenager I had a thing for Rachel Stevens. Never bought an S Club 7 record though.

 

P.S. Since all the pictures on here have her looking like a blow up doll, here's another one.

 

1354848418_taylor-swift-2009-cmt-music-awards-560.jpg

 

Is she in The Omen? If so she's got about 15 screen minutes to live.

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