Joe Kirkup Posted 29 March, 2013 Share Posted 29 March, 2013 I'm 50 years old and I've got a real thing for Taylor Swift. Got all her albums and always watching her vids on TV,Youtube etc and fancy the pants off her. Please tell me I'm not.......please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kraken Posted 29 March, 2013 Share Posted 29 March, 2013 If you have to ask, then you probably are, yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 29 March, 2013 Share Posted 29 March, 2013 Any man leering over a girl young enough to be his daughter is a perv. FACT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 29 March, 2013 Share Posted 29 March, 2013 I'd be more worried about are you a paedophile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Kirkup Posted 29 March, 2013 Author Share Posted 29 March, 2013 (edited) Paedo? She's 23 years old ! Edited 29 March, 2013 by Joe Kirkup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 29 March, 2013 Share Posted 29 March, 2013 The other day I flicked over to babestation and was admiring the display when I noticed that her tampon string was hanging out of the side of the thong! Put me right off her it did, and I flicked back to BBC4. Am I a perv? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 29 March, 2013 Share Posted 29 March, 2013 The other day I flicked over to babestation and was admiring the display when I noticed that her tampon string was hanging out of the side of the thong! Put me right off her it did, and I flicked back to BBC4. Am I a perv? Nah, lots of respectable people watch BBC4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 29 March, 2013 Share Posted 29 March, 2013 I'm worried about your taste in women. Average at best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 30 March, 2013 Share Posted 30 March, 2013 Paedo? She's 23 years old ! Oh OK, I bet you had to google that though? I forgot Harry Styles is into older women, I thought she was 16 or summat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 30 March, 2013 Share Posted 30 March, 2013 Oh OK, I bet you had to google that though? I forgot Harry Styles is into older women, I thought she was 16 or summat. Its less pervy to fancy Taylor Swift than knowing the personal sexual preferences of an 18 year old boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZepSaint Posted 30 March, 2013 Share Posted 30 March, 2013 I'm 50 years old and I've got a real thing for Taylor Swift. Got all her albums and always watching her vids on TV,Youtube etc and fancy the pants off her. Please tell me I'm not.......please Imagining her like this are we ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 30 March, 2013 Share Posted 30 March, 2013 Well done zep. I would give you reputation points for posting the pic but it is basic muppet show rules and I don't want to reward what should be standard behaviour. Instead I am giving the first 10 posters minus 1 for each post prior to the picture. How we meant to judge if he is a peodo without a picture people? The answer is, I'd bone her. Actually she is not that fit but there is definitely something about her and is Edd Shearan got a handjob, there is hope for all of us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timayes Posted 30 March, 2013 Share Posted 30 March, 2013 Oh OK, I bet you had to google that though? I bet he didn't! Perv. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Kirkup Posted 30 March, 2013 Author Share Posted 30 March, 2013 Imagining her a bit more like this as I introduce my sausage surprise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 30 March, 2013 Share Posted 30 March, 2013 She really isnt that great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 30 March, 2013 Share Posted 30 March, 2013 Its less pervy to fancy Taylor Swift than knowing the personal sexual preferences of an 18 year old boy. How did you know his age? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 30 March, 2013 Share Posted 30 March, 2013 Well, Taylor Swift wouldn't be my cup of tea. I like my women to be able to remember the original A-Team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 30 March, 2013 Share Posted 30 March, 2013 How did you know his age? I perv after him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 30 March, 2013 Share Posted 30 March, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lighthouse Posted 30 March, 2013 Share Posted 30 March, 2013 I'm not quite sure how buying all her albums factors into being a perv. I can understand looking at the pictures, videos and stealing her knickers from the washing line etc. but I don't get how listening to her albums would turn you on. That's just terrible taste in music more than anything. When I was a teenager I had a thing for Rachel Stevens. Never bought an S Club 7 record though. P.S. Since all the pictures on here have her looking like a blow up doll, here's another one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 31 March, 2013 Share Posted 31 March, 2013 She has something about her, that's for sure. I'm more into my snub-nosed beauties these days... Sandra Bullock if I fancy a bit of mature or Caitlin Stasey if I'm going for around my age. Either way, I'd love to have their little snub noses rubbing against mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 31 March, 2013 Share Posted 31 March, 2013 I'm not fussy, I can't afford to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 31 March, 2013 Share Posted 31 March, 2013 Here is her grandmother for you puffgrandaddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adrian lord Posted 31 March, 2013 Share Posted 31 March, 2013 I'm not quite sure how buying all her albums factors into being a perv. I can understand looking at the pictures, videos and stealing her knickers from the washing line etc. but I don't get how listening to her albums would turn you on. That's just terrible taste in music more than anything. When I was a teenager I had a thing for Rachel Stevens. Never bought an S Club 7 record though. P.S. Since all the pictures on here have her looking like a blow up doll, here's another one. Is she in The Omen? If so she's got about 15 screen minutes to live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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