Tokyo-Saint Posted 25 March, 2013 Author Posted 25 March, 2013 I want a 3some with Sue and MLG and not a bearsy style, you wait there a moment 3some, a real one like in the pornos Easy Turks.
dubai_phil Posted 25 March, 2013 Posted 25 March, 2013 I've decided it's too easy to wind up Turkish. I think I'm going to move to Dubai and take up golf. Oh you'll get on great with Laura Davies, she necks Cider like it's going out of fashion. Oh no that was Turks fantasy. Now, see what happened to the Tiger? Only needed a couple of hours spent with me and woosh he's back at #1
suewhistle Posted 25 March, 2013 Posted 25 March, 2013 Well Bearsy mush, looks like you've already got a productive role as a go-between... Tell Turkish I don't own any dungarees and I don't drink cider. I drink real ale. In pints.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 25 March, 2013 Author Posted 25 March, 2013 Hi Sue Bearsy is banned at the moment so I am covering his posts. I will do it for you. Turks - Sue don't own any dungarees and don't drink cider. She drinks real males in pants. She also said you look like this:
Bearsy Posted 25 March, 2013 Posted 25 March, 2013 (edited) edit: oh tokyos has already dealt with this. Turns out I'm ban again Edited 25 March, 2013 by Bearsy
Tokyo-Saint Posted 25 March, 2013 Author Posted 25 March, 2013 (edited) f*** you mods! You'll never ban me or silence my nazi opinions. I am the bear, I post what I want! Oh dear bear, not again... Edited 26 March, 2013 by JustMike
The Kraken Posted 25 March, 2013 Posted 25 March, 2013 my personal wish list for 2013 is: 1) Dubai phil forcibly ejected from pga tour for making the players "uncomfortable" b) The latest MLG football manager update to include one of our player's names spelt wrong if these requirements is fulfilled i will stop posting here & spend rest of life in productive fashion! Both of those things would indeed make me ROFL. Especially number 2; that would be comedy gold, I think the poor lad would have a proper breakdown, bless him.
Turkish Posted 25 March, 2013 Posted 25 March, 2013 A dungareeless suzy has kind of ruined another fantasy. I imagined her out clubbing in Verona at one of those type of clubs dancing in her dungarees to 'come on Eileen' full Dexys Midnight Runners style, full pint of cider in each hand and suductively mouthing the chorus whilst moving her head from side to side at any passing female, suggesting she wants to take the 'come on Eileen' bit literally. 1
scotty Posted 25 March, 2013 Posted 25 March, 2013 A dungareeless suzy has kind of ruined another fantasy. I imagined her out clubbing in Verona at one of those type of clubs dancing in her dungarees to 'come on Eileen' full Dexys Midnight Runners style, full pint of cider in each hand and suductively mouthing the chorus whilst moving her head from side to side at any passing female, suggesting she wants to take the 'come on Eileen' bit literally. aah, dexys midnight runners. Fronted by possibly the biggest tw*t ever, kevin rowland. On their first album they printed the lyrics on the inner sleeve, adding the waiver "the lyrics printed are not necessarily the ones sung on the album, but we feel they add to the experience". Pretentious f*ckwitt.
Spudders Posted 25 March, 2013 Posted 25 March, 2013 Field contains no content Has crabby been banned now? I keep seeing empty posts from him!!
Tokyo-Saint Posted 25 March, 2013 Author Posted 25 March, 2013 Looks like you have him on ignore spud. People who have Turks on ignore say it looks like this.
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Bearsy Posted 26 March, 2013 Posted 26 March, 2013 ducks is sexy tho ain't it. i like how they shake that ass
Tokyo-Saint Posted 26 March, 2013 Author Posted 26 March, 2013 A man in Birmingham is being accused by his in-laws of an ugly crime. The Birmingham Daily News reports that a man was arrested for allegedly raping a duck. A close friend of the man known a 'bearsy' said he found "feathers and blood" in a bed with the duck, which is unable to walk and now under the care of a veterinarian. The man dismissed the allegations as "slander thou they do walk sexy don't theys?" The Brirmingham Daily News story has more on the duck's condition. The story set off a few notable Twitter reactions, including, "Birmingham man takes 'F--k a Duck' expression waaaay too literally".
capitalsaint Posted 26 March, 2013 Posted 26 March, 2013 Still no me. Hmmmmph. calm down little one, here you are
Tokyo-Saint Posted 26 March, 2013 Author Posted 26 March, 2013 Sorry Crabbers, that was funny. You did ask for it though!
ZepSaint Posted 26 March, 2013 Posted 26 March, 2013 Can't decide which one of these is you Tokes ..............
Tokyo-Saint Posted 26 March, 2013 Author Posted 26 March, 2013 I'm the Japanese Jesus, no doubt about it.
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 26 March, 2013 Posted 26 March, 2013 I'm the Japanese Jesus, no doubt about it. Japsus?
Tokyo-Saint Posted 26 March, 2013 Author Posted 26 March, 2013 Strangely in Japan, they call the big mans kid Yest Chris or something like that.
This Charming Man Posted 26 March, 2013 Posted 26 March, 2013 Turkish: Bearsy on the left, Tokyo on the right:
Tokyo-Saint Posted 26 March, 2013 Author Posted 26 March, 2013 Funnily enough CM I said that was turks before but he kept going on about having bigger pecs or something. Nothing about not being a gay ikon or camp though.
Window Cleaner Posted 26 March, 2013 Posted 26 March, 2013 Now, see what happened to the Tiger? Only needed a couple of hours spent with me and woosh he's back at #1 And there was me thinking it was probably something to do with sh@gging Lindsay Vonn
Bearsy Posted 26 March, 2013 Posted 26 March, 2013 Bearsy on the left, Tokyo on the right: no ways! v.unrealistic tokyos appears to be winning this rumble whereas in fact we all know i would crush him like worm
Crab Lungs Posted 26 March, 2013 Posted 26 March, 2013 Crabbers. That's superb and worrying, all at the same time! Come to think of it... you obviously know me from somewhere.... I'm assuming we've met outside of the mongboard world...
Crab Lungs Posted 26 March, 2013 Posted 26 March, 2013 calm down little one, here you are Somebody fetch me a waambulance
Spudders Posted 27 March, 2013 Posted 27 March, 2013 no ways! v.unrealistic tokyos appears to be winning this rumble whereas in fact we all know i would crush him like worm What bearsy says here is true, here is a picture of Bearsy just toying with little tokyo!
Tokyo-Saint Posted 27 March, 2013 Author Posted 27 March, 2013 Bearsy don't have a chance, Turks has been going over a few crav yoga moves with me and I'll be ready. Kick to the groin, poke in the eye, slash to the neck and move. Pedicure, pull to the hair, back braker, big elbow, comment on shoes. Rake to the face, side kick to the wind pipe, moisturise and then rinse and repeat. Bears goin down!
Turkish Posted 27 March, 2013 Posted 27 March, 2013 (edited) That's superb and worrying, all at the same time! Come to think of it... you obviously know me from somewhere.... I'm assuming we've met outside of the mongboard world... We have several mutal friends Edited 27 March, 2013 by Turkish
This Charming Man Posted 27 March, 2013 Posted 27 March, 2013 That's superb and worrying, all at the same time! Come to think of it... you obviously know me from somewhere.... I'm assuming we've met outside of the mongboard world... I swear your picture popped up on Saintsforever back in the day?
Hatch Posted 27 March, 2013 Posted 27 March, 2013 here are the Mods and Admins at one of the quarterly get -togethers.
This Charming Man Posted 27 March, 2013 Posted 27 March, 2013 Probably taken outside the Coriander Lounge.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 27 March, 2013 Author Posted 27 March, 2013 Charming Man attempting to fit in north or the border.
Spudders Posted 27 March, 2013 Posted 27 March, 2013 Here is Hatch just before he took the picture of the mods a few posts above
Tokyo-Saint Posted 27 March, 2013 Author Posted 27 March, 2013 Hatch goes to Rangers games with charming man?
This Charming Man Posted 27 March, 2013 Posted 27 March, 2013 This is a snap of myself last time I was up in Glasgow;
Big Bad Bob Posted 27 March, 2013 Posted 27 March, 2013 That's superb and worrying, all at the same time! Come to think of it... you obviously know me from somewhere.... I'm assuming we've met outside of the mongboard world... I hear you're both regulars at the Blue Oyster Club!
Tokyo-Saint Posted 27 March, 2013 Author Posted 27 March, 2013 Is that Turkish in the background with his arms around his legs?
Big Bad Bob Posted 27 March, 2013 Posted 27 March, 2013 Is that Turkish in the background with his arms around his legs? Nah, can't be, there's not a bag of free photocopier/printer consumables anywhere near him.. the ones he gives out to try and drum up some trade
Window Cleaner Posted 27 March, 2013 Posted 27 March, 2013 Probably taken outside the Coriander Lounge. on that subject, don't ever order their house Rosé...sugary pîss.
Turkish Posted 27 March, 2013 Posted 27 March, 2013 here are the Mods and Admins at one of the quarterly get -togethers. Jimmy D is the one far right.
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