Miltonroader07 Posted 20 March, 2013 Posted 20 March, 2013 Can we have an update please; I think that I am falling behind; also does anyone know how many infractions before a ban and how long is the ban for ?? Thank you Girls
pap Posted 20 March, 2013 Posted 20 March, 2013 http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?38720-Dumb-things-people-done-to-get-banned-or-whatever!/page12&highlight=dumb+things
Spudders Posted 20 March, 2013 Posted 20 March, 2013 oh come on pap, Milts would have had to scroll all the way to the bottom of page one to find that thread, it's too much to expect of people!!!!
The Kraken Posted 20 March, 2013 Posted 20 March, 2013 I have 8 infraction points. 2 for bypassing the swear filter, 2 when Justice Mike has a sense of humour bypass when I purposely did it again, 2 for calling Milts a relentless megaspastic, and 2 for calling the split pants Santa lad a fat mess. Unsurprisingly the dumb mods take a rather random approach to infractions, and after Garrett had a hissy fit, threw his toys out the pram and told me to "f*ck off c*nt", the same mod (Chalet) acknowledged it and waved play on. There we go.
Spudders Posted 20 March, 2013 Posted 20 March, 2013 2 for calling Milts a relentless megaspastic Hi Kraks, I'd like to award you with +2 reputations points for this!
Bearsy Posted 20 March, 2013 Posted 20 March, 2013 relentless megaspastic sigh that would be such a good user rank, if we had custom user ranks. Milts can you set this as ur location please.
Spudders Posted 20 March, 2013 Posted 20 March, 2013 sigh that would be such a good user rank, if we had custom user ranks. Make a suggestion in the site suggestions area, it can go alongside the other suggestions people have made that have never received a response
Turkish Posted 20 March, 2013 Posted 20 March, 2013 I've got 5 at the moment. 2 for jokingly calling Milton Roader a skate c*nt, two for taking the p*ss out of bowers for his halftime relay and 1 the other night for saying the mongboard was rewriting history by saying Maetin O'neill was a crap manager who'd done nothing in his career. All five of them utterly pathetic.
Crab Lungs Posted 20 March, 2013 Posted 20 March, 2013 Kraks, thanks for sharing the term "relentless megaspastic", I'll be using that later at work. I can't get infracted here but there are other punishments which can be handed out, assuming I hit a nerve or two.
Spudders Posted 20 March, 2013 Posted 20 March, 2013 ^ go to your profile and then click on the infractions tab you stupid megaspastic
Crab Lungs Posted 20 March, 2013 Posted 20 March, 2013 ^ go to your profile and then click on the infractions tab you stupid megaspastic I can't see one... Assuming I've not received any!? That can't be right...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 20 March, 2013 Posted 20 March, 2013 I have 8 infraction points. 2 for bypassing the swear filter, 2 when Justice Mike has a sense of humour bypass when I purposely did it again, 2 for calling Milts a relentless megaspastic, and 2 for calling the split pants Santa lad a fat mess. Unsurprisingly the dumb mods take a rather random approach to infractions, and after Garrett had a hissy fit, threw his toys out the pram and told me to "f*ck off c*nt", the same mod (Chalet) acknowledged it and waved play on. There we go. I am not condoning this, but this has to be one of my favourite put-downs ever. Note how I am not repeating it. So no fractions plz dumb mods
Spudders Posted 20 March, 2013 Posted 20 March, 2013 I can't see one... Assuming I've not received any!? That can't be right... It's just to the right of the friends tab, I guess the tab goes if you don't have any, you'd probably know if you have them!
Crab Lungs Posted 20 March, 2013 Posted 20 March, 2013 I've got nothing, sadly! I need to up my game. How on earth I've flown under the radar, i will never know... After the Wigan match, I proper blew a fuse at miltonroader or 110 persaint (I think)... yet no infractii .. bizarre.
OttawaSaint Posted 20 March, 2013 Posted 20 March, 2013 What a bunch of cry-babies, call the WAHHHHMBULANCE!
Tokyo-Saint Posted 20 March, 2013 Posted 20 March, 2013 Crabby - someone has nicked your wahhhhmbulance joke. Can I start using this now?
Glasgow_Saint Posted 20 March, 2013 Posted 20 March, 2013 I'm SWI (Saints Web Infraction) free! Me too
Crab Lungs Posted 20 March, 2013 Posted 20 March, 2013 Crabby - someone has nicked your wahhhhmbulance joke. Can I start using this now? Yeah, saw that - the perils of being a trendsetter, eh? Feel free, you're my linkage to free sushi! (Oh god, did I really just say that?)
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 20 March, 2013 Posted 20 March, 2013 Me too You can claim that all you want, I ain't getting into bed with you until I see an SWI test certificate. No matter how much Buckfast you ply me with.
Glasgow_Saint Posted 20 March, 2013 Posted 20 March, 2013 (edited) Anyone ever recieved an infraction from skintsaint? Is Baj still a mod? Im glad saint_clark got fired, he was lacking a sense of humour All my infractions have been delivered by St Chalet or Stevegrant Edited 20 March, 2013 by Glasgow_Saint
Tokyo-Saint Posted 20 March, 2013 Posted 20 March, 2013 Copying articles from other websites? Pointless or sarcastic remarks? Abusive PMs? I better keep my head down!
Glasgow_Saint Posted 20 March, 2013 Posted 20 March, 2013 Copying articles from other websites? Pointless or sarcastic remarks? Abusive PMs? I better keep my head down! I seem to do that alot
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 20 March, 2013 Posted 20 March, 2013 Anyone ever recieved an infraction from skintsaint? Is Baj still a mod? Im glad saint_clark got fired, he was lacking a sense of humour All my infractions have been delivered by St Chalet or Stevegrant uff, you're absolutely riddled with SWI's.
Glasgow_Saint Posted 20 March, 2013 Posted 20 March, 2013 uff, you're absolutely riddled with SWI's. Thats all in the past guv, im going clean now.
Glasgow_Saint Posted 20 March, 2013 Posted 20 March, 2013 This is an odd one - clicked on my profile page to check if my normal stalkers had visited my page today (yes they/he has!) Anyway.... Spotted the member name dan abnormal and thought thats a new name, i might go and welcome him to SWF (be friendly n that) so i clicked his name but rather than taking me to his profile it gave me the below message??? Spooky..... Who is this abnormal guys and why cant i see his profile? If i get banned soon probably means i found something BIG http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/member.php?27457-dan-abnormal
Spudders Posted 20 March, 2013 Posted 20 March, 2013 Good spot Glasgow, that user turns up in the suggestions when you search by username, but you can't then go to any profile.
Glasgow_Saint Posted 20 March, 2013 Posted 20 March, 2013 Good spot Glasgow, that user turns up in the suggestions when you search by username, but you can't then go to any profile. Plot thickens..... Type Saintsweb + Dan abnormal into google and look at which high profile member pages come up.
Spudders Posted 20 March, 2013 Posted 20 March, 2013 I got the same sort of results from google as you, however via bing just one name comes up!
pap Posted 20 March, 2013 Posted 20 March, 2013 This is good solid casework, boys. You should bang a few doors in for the next part of your investigation.
Turkish Posted 20 March, 2013 Posted 20 March, 2013 My favourite ever infractions came from Jimmy D. People were posting their usual drivel about our unstoppable march to the champions league, this in the summer after our L1 promotion when he infracted me and sent me a PM saying by arguing that we were not on an unstoppable march to the champions league I was "stamping on people's dreams". I've just had a look back through some other previous infractions, some of them are utterly laughable. they include one for saying Alpines chubby little fingers must have been tapping angrily away all day, one for putting a disclaimer on what was actaully a serious a post saying that I didn't want to offend the delicate flowers who post or moderate the forum and another for calling Chrisobee (who was a very dull and weird poster) a sad goon as he said he would be delighted if I was banned.
Spudders Posted 20 March, 2013 Posted 20 March, 2013 The same name appears if you look at the recent visitors to Deppos profile page and to Alpines. I guess that's why they all show up in the google search, as that's created a link between Dan Abnormal & those users
Crab Lungs Posted 20 March, 2013 Posted 20 March, 2013 My favourite ever infractions came from Jimmy D. People were posting their usual drivel about our unstoppable march to the champions league, this in the summer after our L1 promotion when he infracted me and sent me a PM saying by arguing that we were not on an unstoppable march to the champions league I was "stamping on people's dreams".
Glasgow_Saint Posted 20 March, 2013 Posted 20 March, 2013 The same name appears if you look at the recent visitors to Deppos profile page and to Alpines. I guess that's why they all show up in the google search, as that's created a link between Dan Abnormal & those users A coincidence that this happens today?
Spudders Posted 20 March, 2013 Posted 20 March, 2013 Are you suggesting this is linked to the vernal equinox?
Big Bad Bob Posted 20 March, 2013 Posted 20 March, 2013 I have 5 points as I posted some naked boobs, sorry, porn on a thread on the TMS....Justice Mike must have had his truncheon in his hand that day.... I've also had a visit from Milts to my profile, I is officially scared, Bearsy can I hire you as a profile bouncer? And who's Barney Trubble and why would he want to visit me, have I picked up a stalker??
Saint Garrett Posted 20 March, 2013 Posted 20 March, 2013 No infractions for me! Infraction virgin in fact!
Turkish Posted 20 March, 2013 Posted 20 March, 2013 No infractions for me! Infraction virgin in fact! That is because you are so boring.
hypochondriac Posted 20 March, 2013 Posted 20 March, 2013 I must be pretty close to a perma-ban. So don't provoke me.
pap Posted 20 March, 2013 Posted 20 March, 2013 I hate it when Turks stamps on my dreams I don't know why they'd be so upset. All speculation is talking boll*cks until proven otherwise. I would have a rosier outlook than many of the people on here, but I don't get upset about the prognostications of mediocrity, and most of the time, don't even bother addressing it. I just think "nah, you're probs talking b*llocks", and move on
pap Posted 20 March, 2013 Posted 20 March, 2013 No infractions for me! Infraction virgin in fact! Even I've got an infraction. You have to get an infraction club tattoo as soon as you get five.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 20 March, 2013 Posted 20 March, 2013 Is this dan abnormal stuff real Glesga or is it just a ghost story? He is like the grim reaper of forums. My last 10 visitors are: The last 10 visitor(s) to this page were: doublesaint, dubai_phil, Glasgow_Saint+, HambleSaint, LindyLou, max_saints, Roger, Saint86, Spudgun, wadesmith This page has had 1,817 visits No sign of him. I do have more visitors than a fit whore though. 1800 visits and only 5000 posts. This means that every 2 or 3 posts I make, someone pays me a visit.
Turkish Posted 20 March, 2013 Posted 20 March, 2013 5,134 visitors for me. I notice Just Mike has been on my profile. I have a visitor every 3.46 posts. That is sic blud.
Spudders Posted 20 March, 2013 Posted 20 March, 2013 I'm always clicking on profiles instead of threads when I used my iPhone!
John Boy Saint Posted 20 March, 2013 Posted 20 March, 2013 Wow some of you folks are pure infraction Magnets. I have spat my dummy out a few times in some of my posts and yet still haven't lost my cherry. Too F u C k I n g nice; that's my problem! Kno3jockeys the lot of you!! Was that a bit too obvious?!
pap Posted 20 March, 2013 Posted 20 March, 2013 Wow some of you folks are pure infraction Magnets. I have spat my dummy out a few times in some of my posts and yet still haven't lost my cherry. Too ******* nice; that's my problem! ****jockeys the lot of you!! Was that a bit too obvious?! I think it's a grade point average thing. You might think you're being out of order, but there is someone elsewhere on the site, possibly me, being an absolute f**king numpty. I took the liberty of censoring your swear-words. You might want to fly tight and loose with the rules, but I'm trying to keep on the straight and narra - especially as I suspect that 90% of my post content is pointless or sarcastic.
hypochondriac Posted 21 March, 2013 Posted 21 March, 2013 I think it's a grade point average thing. You might think you're being out of order, but there is someone elsewhere on the site, possibly me, being an absolute f**king numpty. I took the liberty of censoring your swear-words. You might want to fly tight and loose with the rules, but I'm trying to keep on the straight and narra - especially as I suspect that 90% of my post content is pointless or sarcastic. 100 percent is pointless.
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