Spudders Posted 19 March, 2013 Posted 19 March, 2013 Just watching something on the one show about pandas (yeah I give myself minus 1 reputations point for watching the one show, it was on that channel when I put the tv on & I just didn't switch over). Anyways everyone knows that zoos keep trying to get Pandas to bone by spraying them with Lynx, putting them together in a dark room and playing them wet wet wet songs, but nothing seems to work, they just aren't up for making little pandas. It makes me wonder what the point is? If a species just doesn't fancy boning, should we just let them die out?
Tokyo-Saint Posted 19 March, 2013 Posted 19 March, 2013 All pandas have been interfered with by Bearsy - fact! This was before he got banned of course.
Spudders Posted 19 March, 2013 Author Posted 19 March, 2013 This doesn't surprise me, I went out with a girl once who'd been abused as a child, she was a bit funny about sex, so I can easily understand that's why pandas aren't really up for it, sexual abuse is the most logical explanation.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 19 March, 2013 Posted 19 March, 2013 Exactly, once you've had one bears fingers up you, you are going to be reluctant to let another one near you. It takes a lot of wet wet wet to get them wet, that's for sure.
Miltonroader07 Posted 19 March, 2013 Posted 19 March, 2013 One of the best cars made by Fiat though FFS
maysie Posted 19 March, 2013 Posted 19 March, 2013 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-12160538 We like them so much we want to interfere with them, but we know that is wrong, so we'd rather set up some Panda orgy and jack off whilst they do nothing in a room together. FACT.
Brussels Saint Posted 19 March, 2013 Posted 19 March, 2013 I like them toasted and simply buttered with a high raisen content.
Bearsy Posted 19 March, 2013 Posted 19 March, 2013 i see a thing the other day where they'd fixed up a tv and had this couple of pandas watching porns. I don't think it worked tho. You could see in boy panda's eyes that he just wanted girl panda to fvvck off so he could crack one out. ps - I'm on my lols don't listen to tokyos bout being bans!
Tokyo-Saint Posted 19 March, 2013 Posted 19 March, 2013 Oh it was bear, he is on a short ban at the moment for panda rape. All his posts just come out blank for the next week or so. Just reply with the rolly eyes thing in future.
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 20 March, 2013 Posted 20 March, 2013 Shall we just paint bear with black and white stripes and arm him with a syringe full of panda baby gravy?
Spudders Posted 20 March, 2013 Author Posted 20 March, 2013 Shall we just paint bear with black and white stripes and arm him with a syringe full of panda baby gravy? At what age do pandas start producing their gravy? Maybe better to use adult pandas otherwise you get into the whole Jimmy Savile Gray area!
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 20 March, 2013 Posted 20 March, 2013 At what age do pandas start producing their gravy? Maybe better to use adult pandas otherwise you get into the whole Jimmy Savile Gray area! What am I David Attenborough? Don't blame me, I'm just trying to solve this panda crisis. Saving the world one problem at a time.
Spudders Posted 20 March, 2013 Author Posted 20 March, 2013 wan king off baby pandas isn't the answer, it's more likely to put them off panda sex at a later age making the problems worse!
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 20 March, 2013 Posted 20 March, 2013 wan king off baby pandas isn't the answer, it's more likely to put them off panda sex at a later age making the problems worse! Who said anything about that? Artificial insemination fool! Send bear in disguised as a panda, get him to woo her, then 'insert' the pre-loaded panda making fluid into her.
capitalsaint Posted 20 March, 2013 Posted 20 March, 2013 talking of bears, has everyone here seen the 'shake that bear' video? bit old admittedly, but still an interesting take on mating and bears.
Spudders Posted 20 March, 2013 Author Posted 20 March, 2013 Coming on here and talking about a video without posting a link to it is just lazy, some of us can't be bothered to search for it ya know!
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 20 March, 2013 Posted 20 March, 2013 Coming on here and talking about a video without posting a link to it is just lazy, some of us can't be bothered to search for it ya know! capitalsaint is just bloody useless.
Spudders Posted 20 March, 2013 Author Posted 20 March, 2013 capitalsaint is just bloody useless. Agreed, round two to Kelv!
Tokyo-Saint Posted 20 March, 2013 Posted 20 March, 2013 After studying the forum rules for hours, I have found a loophole. There is no mention of Panda porn being banned and there is loads of panda filth out there. See, pandas do have a use after all.
capitalsaint Posted 20 March, 2013 Posted 20 March, 2013 if i post will you take the infraction points for me?
Spudders Posted 20 March, 2013 Author Posted 20 March, 2013 ^ what infractions, who are you talking to? -1 reputations to you for talking gibberish!
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 20 March, 2013 Posted 20 March, 2013 if i post will you take the infraction points for me? Take them like the filthy little b!tch you are
Spudders Posted 20 March, 2013 Author Posted 20 March, 2013 After studying the forum rules for hours, I have found a loophole. There is no mention of Panda porn being banned and there is loads of panda filth out there. See, pandas do have a use after all. Maybe they are using the wrong hole which is why we're not seeing babies?
capitalsaint Posted 20 March, 2013 Posted 20 March, 2013 MODS, PLEASE GIVE ME CAPITALSAINT'S INFRACTION POINTS, I HAVE COERCED HIM. thanks buddy! i'll refrain. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shake%20that%20bear
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 20 March, 2013 Posted 20 March, 2013 thanks buddy! i'll refrain. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shake%20that%20bear Worked out what a capital letter is now eh?
Panda Posted 20 March, 2013 Posted 20 March, 2013 All pandas have been interfered with by Bearsy - fact! This was before he got banned of course. He has never interfered with me ... well, not yet anyway.
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