Made in Southampton Posted 17 March, 2013 Posted 17 March, 2013 So the idea is whoever convinces me that this is a good idea and gets me to part with my fiver gets + 5 reputation points or whatever you crazy kids are calling it. Go.
Barry Sanchez Posted 17 March, 2013 Posted 17 March, 2013 You are giving your £5 and its going into the Zimbabwean economy, whats not good about that?
Spudders Posted 17 March, 2013 Posted 17 March, 2013 Don't think you can be coming on here and dishing out reputations points before you're even a full member! Go spend your money, sign yourself up, then come back & we'll talk about your reputations points allowance. In the mean time I'm giving you -1 reputations points for taking liberties.
Turkish Posted 17 March, 2013 Posted 17 March, 2013 Has anyone ever seen a set of Saintsweb accounts? It's a tidy little side business his Bojesty has got running here alongside his Kasabian tribute act, I'm sure he must make a few quid out of doing f*ck all.
dubai_phil Posted 17 March, 2013 Posted 17 March, 2013 Has anyone ever seen a set of Saintsweb accounts? It's a tidy little side business his Bojesty has got running here alongside his Kasabian tribute act, I'm sure he must make a few quid out of doing f*ck all. What?? You mean you're not a Shareholder? FFS Turks, the Annual Dividend payments from it alone are why me & Eric have to stay stuck in this sandpit for Tax Purposes. How did you miss out? Ah yeah, you weren't in Franny's curry house that night were you. Get that damned Fashion Biz up and running FFS
SNSUN Posted 17 March, 2013 Posted 17 March, 2013 Full member status gives you access to sex with Bearsy. Sadly I've yet to successfully stalk him to get my money's worth.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 17 March, 2013 Posted 17 March, 2013 Were you actually made in Southampton made in Southampton? It seems to be a strange new craze that people know we're they we're conceived. It all started with the Beckhams didn't it? Talking about boning and leaving it in, in New York. Where abouts in Southampton were you made? I had a mate who boned someone in ikon toilets but you are not their kid, he took her for the morning after pill the next day. If you pay a fiver, you'll be able to answer all my questions and you also get to mug off Bearsy, we call that a win win situation.
Made in Southampton Posted 17 March, 2013 Author Posted 17 March, 2013 Don't think you can be coming on here and dishing out reputations points before you're even a full member! Go spend your money, sign yourself up, then come back & we'll talk about your reputations points allowance. In the mean time I'm giving you -1 reputations points for taking liberties. Nope not liking this one. Not feeling the love (Although the points you make are fair)
Miltonroader07 Posted 17 March, 2013 Posted 17 March, 2013 If you dont pay a fiver I will kill you and Bearsy will **** your sister and Tokyo will bore the rest of your family to death
Spudders Posted 17 March, 2013 Posted 17 March, 2013 Nope not liking this one. Not feeling the love (Although the points you make are fair) Once you pay up I will give you mega amounts of love, but no money = no lovey, dem da rules.
Spudders Posted 17 March, 2013 Posted 17 March, 2013 If you dont pay a fiver I will kill you and Bearsy will **** your sister and Tokyo will bore the rest of your family to death Why aren't I involved Milts? Am I outside keeping lookout again? Or have I been sent down to get the coffees again? What do I have to do to be a proper part of this gang?
JustMike Posted 17 March, 2013 Posted 17 March, 2013 So the idea is whoever convinces me that this is a good idea and gets me to part with my fiver gets + 5 reputation points or whatever you crazy kids are calling it. Go. pay your fiver or I will change your username to Dune
buctootim Posted 17 March, 2013 Posted 17 March, 2013 You are giving your £5 and its going into the Zimbabwean economy, whats not good about that? Was in a bureau de change last weekend and they had a $50,000,000,000 ($50 billion) Zimbabawe dollar note on display. Worth bugger all apparently.
dubai_phil Posted 17 March, 2013 Posted 17 March, 2013 Dear Made in Southampton. Forget the death threats from Milts - after all that would only be a few moments of agony followed by blackness and a trip to The White Light. It's simple, either you pay your fiver or JustMike will track you from your IP address, I will get my mates to hack you and then, on my next trip over, I will bring a Powerpoint Presentation of my 15 Years of Golfing tales. Bearsy will Duct tape you to an armchair and tape your eyelids open, Tokes will feed you Red Bull and electric shock therapy. All in all I reckon the Powerpoint should take, hmm around 4 days. The only tough call is do I start with the Jamie Donaldson winning $500,000 thanks to me tale or the Sergio & the Chick in the Red Dress tale? Nah I'd start with the Red Dress, it would stop Tokes & Bearsy's heads exploding in the critical first six hours.
dubai_phil Posted 17 March, 2013 Posted 17 March, 2013 Oh, I forgot to add, I would also be playing EVERY Rick Astley album (Including the remixes) as background music.
Spudders Posted 17 March, 2013 Posted 17 March, 2013 Hi Tokyo, pm me your bank account details, pin number and penis size and I will transfer a fiver to you from my offshore account in nigeria
Made in Southampton Posted 17 March, 2013 Author Posted 17 March, 2013 Were you actually made in Southampton made in Southampton? It seems to be a strange new craze that people know we're they we're conceived. It all started with the Beckhams didn't it? Talking about boning and leaving it in, in New York. Where abouts in Southampton were you made? I had a mate who boned someone in ikon toilets but you are not their kid, he took her for the morning after pill the next day. If you pay a fiver, you'll be able to answer all my questions and you also get to mug off Bearsy, we call that a win win situation. Thanks for taking an interest, it makes this much more personable. I was born in September so probably under a xmas tree up north. (My dad’s a Sunderland fan) If you dont pay a fiver I will kill you and Bearsy will **** your sister and Tokyo will bore the rest of your family to death Hmmm tempting. pay your fiver or I will change your username to Dune I thought Barry Sanchez was Dune? i had full member this morning but it's gone now. I was thinking this when I wrote the title. Full member Tee Hee. Dear Made in Southampton. Forget the death threats from Milts - after all that would only be a few moments of agony followed by blackness and a trip to The White Light. It's simple, either you pay your fiver or JustMike will track you from your IP address, I will get my mates to hack you and then, on my next trip over, I will bring a Powerpoint Presentation of my 15 Years of Golfing tales. Bearsy will Duct tape you to an armchair and tape your eyelids open, Tokes will feed you Red Bull and electric shock therapy. All in all I reckon the Powerpoint should take, hmm around 4 days. The only tough call is do I start with the Jamie Donaldson winning $500,000 thanks to me tale or the Sergio & the Chick in the Red Dress tale? Nah I'd start with the Red Dress, it would stop Tokes & Bearsy's heads exploding in the critical first six hours. WINNER! Clearly lots of thought has gone into this and Rick Astley was the Cheery on the top. For what its worth ‘Never gonna give you up’ whilst an all time classic is not a scratch on 'Cry for Help’ which has got to be one of the most under rated songs of all time. You better speak to Spudgun for Rep points. I got told off earlier.
Made in Southampton Posted 17 March, 2013 Author Posted 17 March, 2013 Am I the winner ............ Great No Milts you are the Psycho that wanted to kill me. Phil won.
Spudders Posted 17 March, 2013 Posted 17 March, 2013 Welcome to Full Membership MIS, you now get +1 reputations point to offset the minus one from earlier and I'm also going to give you an additional +1 reputations point just for being you x
capitalsaint Posted 18 March, 2013 Posted 18 March, 2013 where's the publicly accessible reputation points list? rather than try to gain any myself, the plan is to incriminate whomever is directly above me, have them knocked down a notch and start lording it over them.
Spudders Posted 18 March, 2013 Posted 18 March, 2013 Good idea capital, it's really more of a mental list, you have to keep up with all the points and memorise each + or - point. If you're joining the scheme late you need to spend a bit of time going through every thread & memorise each one. As that'll take you a bit of time, I can tell you that the forum member you need to incriminate is Bearsy, so crack on with your campaign and get lording!!
dubai_phil Posted 18 March, 2013 Posted 18 March, 2013 I could hear the sigh of relief from Tokes & Bearsy from over here. Good decision MiS. Welcome aboard
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