capitalsaint Posted 15 March, 2013 Share Posted 15 March, 2013 hi. i am capitalsaint- a hardworking, enthusiastic team player who is also comfortable working alone. (masturbation) if there are any future vacancies in this fine organization (the muppet show) i would very much like to be considered. if you need to know more feel free to ask, in the meantime i've attached a recent photo. please enjoy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 15 March, 2013 Share Posted 15 March, 2013 Hi capital, The photo didn't work but that might just me my iPhone, it has refused to load some images before, I think the FBI might be censoring it. I am currently recruiting a small band of rebels take take part in Guerrilla (bear) warfare. As you are probably aware, bear and I are sworn enemies. If I hear one more poster say "of bear you were so funny in that 50shades review, let me suck on your balls" I won't be held responsible. Rule 1 of bear baiting club is of course, never mention bear baiting club. I have to break this rule now and again to recruit but what can I do? As a bear rebel you will: 1) post rolly eye smilies after bear posts - double point if on the moan board. 2) start rumours bear has been banned if he is away from the forum for more than 24 hours - this works every time. 3) always refer to him as 'dumb bear' 4) unite with bear if the main board big dics come calling In exchange for your services you will receive as much Japanese porn as you can handle, Including octoporn and aneme. You will also be protected by the mods I turned - apart from the ones milts killed obviously. What do you say? You interested in joining up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Made in Southampton Posted 15 March, 2013 Share Posted 15 March, 2013 Ah man I forgot about that 50shades of grey thread. That was funny. That bear is a very witty individual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 15 March, 2013 Share Posted 15 March, 2013 Welcome to the muppet show capital, anyone who enjoys masturbatiion is welcome over here in my book, no questions asked. Sadly it's not up to me, Tokyos & dumb bear make the rules, I just follow everything they say blindly. It's a good place over here in muppets, I like to think we are less nerds, more buffons. I like the secret games played (you'll get rules by PM). Hope to see you here lots more if its decided you're not gonna be raped and killed. If you have any concerns about your application, just remember Milton got in so the bar is not very high! I can't see you picture either, maybe you should do a crayon version which may slip past the FBI filters!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 15 March, 2013 Share Posted 15 March, 2013 Ah man I forgot about that 50shades of grey thread. That was funny. That bear is a very witty individual. Hi made in Southampton, nice to hear from you. I have a friend who would like to meet you. His name is milts. Are you free to meet? He is very flexible and can meet you in any deserted layby in the new forest after dark. Just let me know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitalsaint Posted 15 March, 2013 Author Share Posted 15 March, 2013 i'm interested, very interested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 15 March, 2013 Share Posted 15 March, 2013 Here is some factoids bout capitalsaint: 1) His name is ironic cos it has no Capitals b) This is photo he was trying to post, it is picture of tokyos relaxing at weekend iv) He ate a whole pack of Rocky last night. He likes the ones in the red bag cos they has good proportion of chocolate to biscuit. He also likes the caramel ones in yellow pack but couldn't eat a whole bag cos they is more sickly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitalsaint Posted 15 March, 2013 Author Share Posted 15 March, 2013 those are the sort of breasts that dumb bear likes, yes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 15 March, 2013 Share Posted 15 March, 2013 2) start rumours bear has been banned if he is away from the forum for more than 24 hours - this works every time. in prewarning I'm going offline for day. I thought I'd let peeps know cos i don't want to get killed off again. I've got to go see sister in hospital. She was having baby in summer but they've took it out already cos everyone was gonna die. Does anyone know bout these situations? She was not even 5 months and baby is only weighing like 1 pound. That ain't right is it? I wouldn't of thought that is good. Do babies sometimes turn out ok when they is born size of action man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonroader07 Posted 15 March, 2013 Share Posted 15 March, 2013 Welcome Capital, I am Milts, also known as Miltonroader or The ***** to Spudgun and Tokyo. I am also Bearsy's hero and am currently at Uni studying to be a Village Idiot. You are very welcome to this chamber of the house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonroader07 Posted 15 March, 2013 Share Posted 15 March, 2013 I cant message Made in Southampton because he is currently classified as a Loser untill he gets his purse out and pays £5 to be a Full Member, only then can I consider euthanasia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 15 March, 2013 Share Posted 15 March, 2013 It's unlikely it will be ok bear but not impossible, look - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-512227/Miracle-baby-born-FOUR-months-premature-weighing-just-1lb-celebrates-birthday.html When you leaving? Don't worry, I'll keep an eye out and make sure. I one starts a rumour about you being banned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonroader07 Posted 15 March, 2013 Share Posted 15 March, 2013 in prewarning I'm going offline for day. I thought I'd let peeps know cos i don't want to get killed off again. I've got to go see sister in hospital. She was having baby in summer but they've took it out already cos everyone was gonna die. Does anyone know bout these situations? She was not even 5 months and baby is only weighing like 1 pound. That ain't right is it? I wouldn't of thought that is good. Do babies sometimes turn out ok when they is born size of action man? God willing Bear. My best wishes to you and your family Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Made in Southampton Posted 15 March, 2013 Share Posted 15 March, 2013 I cant message Made in Southampton because he is currently classified as a Loser untill he gets his purse out and pays £5 to be a Full Member, only then can I consider euthanasia Another fiver towards the next curry night eh? This milts guy also sounds like I decent geezer, always looking to meet up, make new friends and such. Best of luck Bear. A friend of a friend recently had a premature baby and alls well so far. Good things do still happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonroader07 Posted 15 March, 2013 Share Posted 15 March, 2013 Cheers Made in Soton, if you want to join My Fan Club... also known as the Muppet Show and really dont have a fiver then I will have a whip round Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Made in Southampton Posted 15 March, 2013 Share Posted 15 March, 2013 Cheers Made in Soton, if you want to join My Fan Club... also known as the Muppet Show and really dont have a fiver then I will have a whip round Thanks for the offer. I used to be a fully paided up customer but the mong I mean 'main' board has become a little tedious of late so that was that. However lurking on here has cracked me up so many times I thought it about time I chipped in. Anyway this is Capitals Hello thread so I won't hijack it. I wants to know more about Capitals bird in the pink glasses. Is that your nan dude? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 15 March, 2013 Share Posted 15 March, 2013 Welcome Capital, I am Milts, also known as Miltonroader or The ***** to Spudgun and Tokyo. Oh Milts, I love your guess the word game, is ***** any of the following? Spoon Peado Snorg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 15 March, 2013 Share Posted 15 March, 2013 Anyway this is Capitals Hello thread so I won't hijack it. Start your own hello thread so we can direct some abuse specifically at you without ruining Maidens hello thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 15 March, 2013 Share Posted 15 March, 2013 Hi Made in Southampton As you are probably aware, bear and I are sworn enemies. If I hear one more poster say "of bear you were so funny in that 50shades review, let me suck on your balls" I won't be held responsible. Rule 1 of bear baiting club is of course, never mention bear baiting club. I have to break this rule now and again to recruit but what can I do? As a bear rebel you will: 1) post rolly eye smilies after bear posts - double point if on the moan board. 2) start rumours bear has been banned if he is away from the forum for more than 24 hours - this works every time. 3) always refer to him as 'dumb bear' 4) unite with bear if the main board big dics come calling In exchange for your services you will receive as much Japanese porn as you can handle, Including octoporn and aneme. You will also be protected by the mods I turned - apart from the ones milts killed obviously. What do you say? You interested in joining up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonroader07 Posted 15 March, 2013 Share Posted 15 March, 2013 Oh Milts, I love your guess the word game, is ***** any of the following? Spoon Peado Snorg Sounds like Snitch and begins with a B.... The Mod Police took it out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 15 March, 2013 Share Posted 15 March, 2013 Hmmm Team Toke or Team Bear. Decisions, decisions... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 15 March, 2013 Share Posted 15 March, 2013 Hi KelvinsRightGlove As you are probably aware, bear and I are sworn enemies. If I hear one more poster say "of bear you were so funny in that 50shades review, let me suck on your balls" I won't be held responsible. Rule 1 of bear baiting club is of course, never mention bear baiting club. I have to break this rule now and again to recruit but what can I do? As a bear rebel you will: 1) post rolly eye smilies after bear posts - double point if on the moan board. 2) start rumours bear has been banned if he is away from the forum for more than 24 hours - this works every time. 3) always refer to him as 'dumb bear' 4) unite with bear if the main board big dics come calling In exchange for your services you will receive as much Japanese porn as you can handle, Including octoporn and anime. You will also be protected by the mods I turned - apart from the ones milts killed obviously. What do you say? You interested in joining up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 15 March, 2013 Share Posted 15 March, 2013 Hi KelvinsRightGlove As you are probably aware, bear and I are sworn enemies. If I hear one more poster say "of bear you were so funny in that 50shades review, let me suck on your balls" I won't be held responsible. Rule 1 of bear baiting club is of course, never mention bear baiting club. I have to break this rule now and again to recruit but what can I do? As a bear rebel you will: 1) post rolly eye smilies after bear posts - double point if on the moan board. 2) start rumours bear has been banned if he is away from the forum for more than 24 hours - this works every time. 3) always refer to him as 'dumb bear' 4) unite with bear if the main board big dics come calling In exchange for your services you will receive as much Japanese porn as you can handle, Including octoporn and anime. You will also be protected by the mods I turned - apart from the ones milts killed obviously. What do you say? You interested in joining up? I do loves a Japanese girl. There better not be any of this censored rubbish abound. What's the chuffing point? Until I hear a pitch from both sides, I couldn't possibly pledge my allegiances either way as yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 15 March, 2013 Share Posted 15 March, 2013 Well bear has been banned again so you will have to wait a while. The squid stuff is very rarely censored, you'll be fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 15 March, 2013 Share Posted 15 March, 2013 Well bear has been banned again so you will have to wait a while. The squid stuff is very rarely censored, you'll be fine. What a silly bear he is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 15 March, 2013 Share Posted 15 March, 2013 Hi KelvinsRightGlove As you are probably aware, bear and I are sworn enemies. If I hear one more poster say "of bear you were so funny in that 50shades review, let me suck on your balls" I won't be held responsible. Rule 1 of bear baiting club is of course, never mention bear baiting club. I have to break this rule now and again to recruit but what can I do? As a bear rebel you will: 1) post rolly eye smilies after bear posts - double point if on the moan board. 2) start rumours bear has been banned if he is away from the forum for more than 24 hours - this works every time. 3) always refer to him as 'dumb bear' 4) unite with bear if the main board big dics come calling In exchange for your services you will receive as much Japanese porn as you can handle, Including octoporn and anime. You will also be protected by the mods I turned - apart from the ones milts killed obviously. What do you say? You interested in joining up? Where will the bear hate end ? Will we have to stop watching Yogi bear and his cousin booboo, I used to love watching Gentle Ben as a kid although the dude in the waders was defo dodgy. Fozzie bear (wocka wocka wocka) was not your average bear, Baloo from the jungle book loved an indian (King Luie was better though). and what about the Chicago bears ? or even Bear Grylls !!!! I normally like to join vigilante hit squads but against most bears I will pass, but please sign me up tho if a koala bear ever joins the board, they are just lazy aussie c*nts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 15 March, 2013 Share Posted 15 March, 2013 Ok, you're in! Koala bear bashing is every third Tuesday and Thursday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 15 March, 2013 Share Posted 15 March, 2013 Sweet, those lazy eucalyptus eating f*cks are just plain sh*t and ruining the fearsome reputation of more awesome ones like the Kodiak or Polar bear and even the transvestite loving vagabond one known as Bearsy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 15 March, 2013 Share Posted 15 March, 2013 the transvestite loving vagabond one known as Bearsy. A very impressive start. You are immediately promoted to Sargent and given + 5 reputation points. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 15 March, 2013 Share Posted 15 March, 2013 I never thought Bearsy was from america, I know he also loves bear's but this seems extreme !! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2160017/Man-arrested-FOURTH-time-having-sex-teddy-bear-public.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 15 March, 2013 Share Posted 15 March, 2013 WTF? Oh krap, I'm still alive. That's gonna hurt in the morning. Welcome on board capitals. What's your Golf Handicap? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 15 March, 2013 Share Posted 15 March, 2013 What's your Golf Handicap? The head gaskets gone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 15 March, 2013 Share Posted 15 March, 2013 The head gaskets gone? Dude after the long brunch & gig tonight, EVERYTHING's gone. Only TSW member who will understand is Zane Lowe's biggest fan - EoA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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