I think I'll move to France

[bridge too far]

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/22/20081128/tod-uk-germany-condoms-1a5e080.html

[Poshie72]

Think I might join you

[Thedelldays]

count me in

[saint_stevo]

i am half french

[Thedelldays]

i am half french

and half the size....maybr £30 an hour from now on

[bridge too far]

i am half french

 

Measured by your onions or your baguette?

[saint lard]

i am half french

 

When flacid ?

[saint_stevo]

yes

 

Baguette

 

Yes

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Is that because they are the biggest d!cks in Europe?

 

i am half french

 

That'll be the top half then eh Stevo?!

[saint_stevo]

Is that because they are the biggest d!cks in Europe?

 

 

 

That'll be the top half then eh Stevo?!

 

I have had no complaints. It often says hello to the cervix

[SNSUN]

a girl once asked me for a ten second french. I found her a smelly tramp that was shyte in bed. Boom boom.

[LGTL]

It's a stupid, non valid study since males measured themselves and would of course over-estimate. Sorry to get all scientific on everyone.

[Dog]

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/22/20081128/tod-uk-germany-condoms-1a5e080.html

 

Why dont you just get a fanny tuck?

[bridge too far]

It's a stupid, non valid study since males measured themselves and would of course over-estimate. Sorry to get all scientific on everyone.

 

Nooooooo :shock:

 

You mean men LIE about their sizes? Surely not

[bridge too far]

Why dont you just get a fanny tuck?

 

Probably cheaper to go to France TBH

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

I have had no complaints. It often says hello to the cervix

 

I often say hello to my neighbour. They live across the street from me

[Dog]

Probably cheaper to go to France TBH

 

Big job then?

[saint_stevo]

i often whip my penis on people's armpits 14times in a row, then donkey punch them and tell them they dont sweat much for a fat lass, only on a Tuesday though.

[bridge too far]

Big job then?

 

Not if the French guys are telling the truth.

 

But remember, it's length they're boasting about.....

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

i often whip my penis on people's armpits 14times in a row, then donkey punch them and tell them they dont sweat much for a fat lass, only on a Tuesday though.

 

And you're paid £60 to do so!

 

Is that what Sunday night's meal is?

[rocknrollman no2]

Lets face it what have Frenchmen got that us Englishmen havent?

They sit around all day drinking coffee and smoking cigarettes,while listening to jazz in their stripey jumpers.

While us English blokes go to work,come home,put on a pinny and do dinner,feed the dog and cat,do the washing up,hoover,then put on a sexy number ready for the lady of the house.

Those French girls dont know what they are missing.

[saint_stevo]

And you're paid £60 to do so!

 

Is that what Sunday night's meal is?

 

£60ph

 

Sunday is a meet and greet

[Thedelldays]

what is a meet and greet ???

[saint_stevo]

what is a meet and greet ???

 

 

Initial contact is F.O.C

[rocknrollman no2]

what is a meet and greet ???

 

Ive been to one of these parties before.

The meet and greet is where you put your car keys into a bowl isnt it?

[Mao Cap]

count me in

 

[Kadeem Hardison]

à

 

(big french letter)

[Deano6]

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/22/20081128/tod-uk-germany-condoms-1a5e080.html

 

 

I'll be moving to Greece - although I am a quarter French!

[Ponty]

à

 

(big french letter)

Worth it?

[INFLUENCED.COM]

what is a meet and greet ???

 

Chinese say "it is ok to meet girl in park but is better to park meat in girl"

[bridge too far]

I'll be moving to Greece - although I am a quarter French!

 

 

Never mind - they do say the best things come in small packages

[OldNick]

But remember, it's length they're boasting about.....

what is the saying about trying to play an organ in a cathedral

[bridge too far]

what is the saying about trying to play an organ in a cathedral

 

Regular exercise keeps muscles toned, don't you know.

 

Maybe you guys should remember that too

[Bentley]

(Reporting by Josie Cox; editing by Michael Roddy)

 

Am I the only one who noticed that two people who have 'Cox' and 'Rod' in their names made this article?

 

Lul.

[Rory]

Women are slags.

[rocknrollman no2]

Women are slags.

 

Any reason why you think that Rory?

Edited 29 November, 2008 by rocknrollman no2

[Saint Martini]

The only conclusion we can draw from this thread is that BTF has been sold short in her relationship.

[bridge too far]

The only conclusion we can draw from this thread is that BTF has been sold short in her relationship.

 

Au contraire StM. We should move to France so that Mr TF feels right at home.

 

He just feels so over-endowed in this country.

 

[rocknrollman no2]

The only conclusion we can draw from this thread is that BTF has been sold short in her relationship.

 

Or hasnt yet met the right man in England?

[Ludwig]

 

He just feels so over-endowed in this country.

 

 

When did he set up a fund?

[bridge too far]

When did he set up a fund?

 

He certainly provides fiscal stimulus

[Ludwig]

That's an awful pun, you should be ashamed.

[bridge too far]

That's an awful pun' date=' you should be [b']ashamed[/b].

 

I don't understand this word

[St Landrew]

I'll be moving to Greece - although I am a quarter French!

 

And I might be joining you in a few years. And I'm half Italian. Have you heard about Stallions..? It's all true.

[Junction 9]

All the best in France.

[Saint Martini]

Au contraire StM. We should move to France so that Mr TF feels right at home.

 

He just feels so over-endowed in this country.

 

 

So why do you say 'I' in the opening post? A little freudian slip?

[Master Bates]

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/22/20081128/tod-uk-germany-condoms-1a5e080.html

 

Tell the truth, you only wanna go to France so you can grow your armpit hair and moustache without feeling embarrassed.