bridge too far Posted 28 November, 2008 Share Posted 28 November, 2008 http://uk.news.yahoo.com/22/20081128/tod-uk-germany-condoms-1a5e080.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poshie72 Posted 28 November, 2008 Share Posted 28 November, 2008 Think I might join you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 28 November, 2008 Share Posted 28 November, 2008 count me in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 28 November, 2008 Share Posted 28 November, 2008 i am half french Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 28 November, 2008 Share Posted 28 November, 2008 i am half french and half the size....maybr £30 an hour from now on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 28 November, 2008 Author Share Posted 28 November, 2008 i am half french Measured by your onions or your baguette? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint lard Posted 28 November, 2008 Share Posted 28 November, 2008 i am half french When flacid ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 28 November, 2008 Share Posted 28 November, 2008 yes Baguette Yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 28 November, 2008 Share Posted 28 November, 2008 Is that because they are the biggest d!cks in Europe? i am half french That'll be the top half then eh Stevo?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 28 November, 2008 Share Posted 28 November, 2008 Is that because they are the biggest d!cks in Europe? That'll be the top half then eh Stevo?! I have had no complaints. It often says hello to the cervix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 28 November, 2008 Share Posted 28 November, 2008 a girl once asked me for a ten second french. I found her a smelly tramp that was shyte in bed. Boom boom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGTL Posted 28 November, 2008 Share Posted 28 November, 2008 It's a stupid, non valid study since males measured themselves and would of course over-estimate. Sorry to get all scientific on everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 28 November, 2008 Share Posted 28 November, 2008 http://uk.news.yahoo.com/22/20081128/tod-uk-germany-condoms-1a5e080.html Why dont you just get a fanny tuck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 28 November, 2008 Author Share Posted 28 November, 2008 It's a stupid, non valid study since males measured themselves and would of course over-estimate. Sorry to get all scientific on everyone. Nooooooo :shock: You mean men LIE about their sizes? Surely not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 28 November, 2008 Author Share Posted 28 November, 2008 Why dont you just get a fanny tuck? Probably cheaper to go to France TBH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 28 November, 2008 Share Posted 28 November, 2008 I have had no complaints. It often says hello to the cervix I often say hello to my neighbour. They live across the street from me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 28 November, 2008 Share Posted 28 November, 2008 Probably cheaper to go to France TBH Big job then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 28 November, 2008 Share Posted 28 November, 2008 i often whip my penis on people's armpits 14times in a row, then donkey punch them and tell them they dont sweat much for a fat lass, only on a Tuesday though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 28 November, 2008 Author Share Posted 28 November, 2008 Big job then? Not if the French guys are telling the truth. But remember, it's length they're boasting about..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 28 November, 2008 Share Posted 28 November, 2008 i often whip my penis on people's armpits 14times in a row, then donkey punch them and tell them they dont sweat much for a fat lass, only on a Tuesday though. And you're paid £60 to do so! Is that what Sunday night's meal is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrollman no2 Posted 28 November, 2008 Share Posted 28 November, 2008 Lets face it what have Frenchmen got that us Englishmen havent? They sit around all day drinking coffee and smoking cigarettes,while listening to jazz in their stripey jumpers. While us English blokes go to work,come home,put on a pinny and do dinner,feed the dog and cat,do the washing up,hoover,then put on a sexy number ready for the lady of the house. Those French girls dont know what they are missing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 28 November, 2008 Share Posted 28 November, 2008 And you're paid £60 to do so! Is that what Sunday night's meal is? £60ph Sunday is a meet and greet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 28 November, 2008 Share Posted 28 November, 2008 what is a meet and greet ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 28 November, 2008 Share Posted 28 November, 2008 what is a meet and greet ??? Initial contact is F.O.C Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrollman no2 Posted 28 November, 2008 Share Posted 28 November, 2008 what is a meet and greet ??? Ive been to one of these parties before. The meet and greet is where you put your car keys into a bowl isnt it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mao Cap Posted 28 November, 2008 Share Posted 28 November, 2008 count me in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadeem Hardison Posted 29 November, 2008 Share Posted 29 November, 2008 à (big french letter) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano6 Posted 29 November, 2008 Share Posted 29 November, 2008 http://uk.news.yahoo.com/22/20081128/tod-uk-germany-condoms-1a5e080.html I'll be moving to Greece - although I am a quarter French! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 29 November, 2008 Share Posted 29 November, 2008 à (big french letter) Worth it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 29 November, 2008 Share Posted 29 November, 2008 what is a meet and greet ??? Chinese say "it is ok to meet girl in park but is better to park meat in girl" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 29 November, 2008 Author Share Posted 29 November, 2008 I'll be moving to Greece - although I am a quarter French! Never mind - they do say the best things come in small packages Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 29 November, 2008 Share Posted 29 November, 2008 But remember, it's length they're boasting about.....what is the saying about trying to play an organ in a cathedral Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 29 November, 2008 Author Share Posted 29 November, 2008 what is the saying about trying to play an organ in a cathedral Regular exercise keeps muscles toned, don't you know. Maybe you guys should remember that too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bentley Posted 29 November, 2008 Share Posted 29 November, 2008 (Reporting by Josie Cox; editing by Michael Roddy) Am I the only one who noticed that two people who have 'Cox' and 'Rod' in their names made this article? Lul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rory Posted 29 November, 2008 Share Posted 29 November, 2008 Women are slags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrollman no2 Posted 29 November, 2008 Share Posted 29 November, 2008 (edited) Women are slags. Any reason why you think that Rory? Edited 29 November, 2008 by rocknrollman no2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Martini Posted 29 November, 2008 Share Posted 29 November, 2008 The only conclusion we can draw from this thread is that BTF has been sold short in her relationship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 29 November, 2008 Author Share Posted 29 November, 2008 The only conclusion we can draw from this thread is that BTF has been sold short in her relationship. Au contraire StM. We should move to France so that Mr TF feels right at home. He just feels so over-endowed in this country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrollman no2 Posted 29 November, 2008 Share Posted 29 November, 2008 The only conclusion we can draw from this thread is that BTF has been sold short in her relationship. Or hasnt yet met the right man in England? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludwig Posted 29 November, 2008 Share Posted 29 November, 2008 He just feels so over-endowed in this country. When did he set up a fund? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 29 November, 2008 Author Share Posted 29 November, 2008 When did he set up a fund? He certainly provides fiscal stimulus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludwig Posted 29 November, 2008 Share Posted 29 November, 2008 That's an awful pun, you should be ashamed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 29 November, 2008 Author Share Posted 29 November, 2008 That's an awful pun' date=' you should be [b']ashamed[/b]. I don't understand this word Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Landrew Posted 30 November, 2008 Share Posted 30 November, 2008 I'll be moving to Greece - although I am a quarter French! And I might be joining you in a few years. And I'm half Italian. Have you heard about Stallions..? It's all true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junction 9 Posted 30 November, 2008 Share Posted 30 November, 2008 All the best in France. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Martini Posted 30 November, 2008 Share Posted 30 November, 2008 Au contraire StM. We should move to France so that Mr TF feels right at home. He just feels so over-endowed in this country. So why do you say 'I' in the opening post? A little freudian slip? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 30 November, 2008 Share Posted 30 November, 2008 http://uk.news.yahoo.com/22/20081128/tod-uk-germany-condoms-1a5e080.html Tell the truth, you only wanna go to France so you can grow your armpit hair and moustache without feeling embarrassed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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