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I was torn between what women want and the insider, can I change to the insider please? I prefer that. I might start calling it that in real life. "get ready b!tch, here comes the insider".

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I thought you'd be Happy Gilmore Phil?

 

No, I think Happy & Manhood is more Asian Phil's thing. Kinda Happy Ending Gilmore maybe.

 

And in reality before FMDP came along in my "post divorce years" I guess The Towering Inferno was more appropriate.

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Gone in 60 seconds

 

Known a couple of girls who could be nicknamed the abyss

 

Wow well done. That long.

 

Apparently (according to his missus) this is EoA's theme tune

 

[video=youtube;wqCpjFMvz-k]

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Dumb bear! I already put that.

 

I want to change my one more time please. I am having 'big trouble in little china' I would have 'the shinjuku incident' but unless any of you are Jackie Chan fans and also know shinjuku and my knob incident there, you wouldn't know what I was on about.

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Dumb bear! I already put that.

 

I want to change my one more time please. I am having 'big trouble in little china' I would have 'the shinjuku incident' but unless any of you are Jackie Chan fans and also know shinjuku and my knob incident there, you wouldn't know what I was on about.

 

You nobbed Jackie Chan?

 

I thought that kind of thing was the ghost's gig, or are you referring to an Asian Phil's moment in Shanghai Surprise?

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Don't worry about it Phil, let's just call it 'big trouble in little china' and move on. Everyone has skeletons in their closet (especially milts, he has loads and some under the patio as well) let's not rake up old graves.

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Wow well done. That long.

 

Apparently (according to his missus) this is EoA's theme tune

 

[video=youtube;wqCpjFMvz-k]

 

Oi .... I'll have you know by thinking about Maggie Thatch whilst on the job I'm up to 3 minutes.

For some unknown reason Nora Batty getting it on with Hilda Ogden turned me back to a 2 Stroke Engine. One stroke .... two strokes ..... splurt.

 

Anyway those days are behind me now. Me and Sting had a long chat about Tantric Sex and now I''m rebranded as 127 Hours.

Epic tale of being stuck in a crack for 127 hours and a happy ending. Yay!!

 

"Little" Eric had a TV series named after him .... Eric is Bananaman.

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I felt it was fitting, large & imposing, goes down on its first voyage, and ultimately ends getting rather wet.

 

Held so much promise but ultimately ended in disappointment?

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