Yo Mamma's so fat

[Barry Sanchez]

when she walks past the tv screen I miss 3 episodes of my favourite show..............

[KelvinsRightGlove]

Each bum cheek has it's own postcode

[Miltonroader07]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Jack]

Yo mama's so fat, she's got smaller fat people orbiting around her.

[Tokyo-Saint]

Yo mama so fat she went to the cinema and sat next to everyone.

[Bearsy]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

dat is yo momma's cup size.

[Barry Sanchez]

Ha ha love them all,

Yo momma so fat when she runs the cd being played skips in the radio station.

[Tokyo-Saint]

Yo mumas so fat, when she masterbates it looks like beary's 3sum.

[Bearsy]

oi tokyos yo momma is so fat that when ur bathing together* you only need like one cupful of water or something! Burn!

 

* tokyos does bathe with his mother & also his father in-laws. I didn't make up for comedy affect. He genuine does!

[Tokyo-Saint]

Bearsy is so ugly that when he was born the doctor slapped his fat mumma. The ripples are still happenin now.

Edited 12 March, 2013 by Tokyo-Saint
Added the bit about ripples as she is really so fat, I had to emphasise the point.

[Bearsy]

when boning tokyos mum people just slap arse & ride like wave machine.

[Tokyo-Saint]

Bear's mum is so ugly, at a Christmas party they hung her up and kissed the mistltoe.

 

She is so fat that when she walked down the aisle with his dad, they had to walk single file.

 

Bear's so dumb he bought a topless bathing suit for his half-sister.

[Bearsy]

i just got a boner thinking bout topless bathing suits

 

Edit: SPOILER ALERT!

 

It's gone now.

[Tokyo-Saint]

Bear's bona was so small, my Japanese friends laughed at him.

[Bearsy]

what do japanese people do when they have erection?

 

They votes!

[Tokyo-Saint]

Brummie walks into a tailors...

"Alroit, mate. I'd like a 70s suit, please."

 

The tailor says, "Certainly sir, and would you like a kipper tie?"

 

Brummie says, "Thanks mate, two sugars."

[Tokyo-Saint]

Bear's mums so fat, (after bonin her) you can leave the toilet seat up and no one notices.

[ohwhenthesaints]

Yo momma's so fat that when she fell down the stairs I thought Eastenders was ending.

[LVSaint]

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[Tokyo-Saint]

These are good but can people follow the thread? It is now, Beary's mama is so fat....

[Bearsy]

all joking aside your momma is fat tho tokyos. I don't mean to be all personal, but she really is. Why don't you ask her bout going on a diet or something?

 

Serious answers only pls.

[Tokyo-Saint]

:cry::cry: