Barry Sanchez Posted 11 March, 2013 Share Posted 11 March, 2013 when she walks past the tv screen I miss 3 episodes of my favourite show.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 11 March, 2013 Share Posted 11 March, 2013 Each bum cheek has it's own postcode Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonroader07 Posted 11 March, 2013 Share Posted 11 March, 2013 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Posted 11 March, 2013 Share Posted 11 March, 2013 Yo mama's so fat, she's got smaller fat people orbiting around her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 11 March, 2013 Share Posted 11 March, 2013 Yo mama so fat she went to the cinema and sat next to everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 11 March, 2013 Share Posted 11 March, 2013 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz dat is yo momma's cup size. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 11 March, 2013 Author Share Posted 11 March, 2013 Ha ha love them all, Yo momma so fat when she runs the cd being played skips in the radio station. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 12 March, 2013 Share Posted 12 March, 2013 Yo mumas so fat, when she masterbates it looks like beary's 3sum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 12 March, 2013 Share Posted 12 March, 2013 oi tokyos yo momma is so fat that when ur bathing together* you only need like one cupful of water or something! Burn! * tokyos does bathe with his mother & also his father in-laws. I didn't make up for comedy affect. He genuine does! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 12 March, 2013 Share Posted 12 March, 2013 (edited) Bearsy is so ugly that when he was born the doctor slapped his fat mumma. The ripples are still happenin now. Edited 12 March, 2013 by Tokyo-Saint Added the bit about ripples as she is really so fat, I had to emphasise the point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 12 March, 2013 Share Posted 12 March, 2013 when boning tokyos mum people just slap arse & ride like wave machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 12 March, 2013 Share Posted 12 March, 2013 Bear's mum is so ugly, at a Christmas party they hung her up and kissed the mistltoe. She is so fat that when she walked down the aisle with his dad, they had to walk single file. Bear's so dumb he bought a topless bathing suit for his half-sister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 12 March, 2013 Share Posted 12 March, 2013 i just got a boner thinking bout topless bathing suits Edit: SPOILER ALERT! It's gone now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 12 March, 2013 Share Posted 12 March, 2013 Bear's bona was so small, my Japanese friends laughed at him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 12 March, 2013 Share Posted 12 March, 2013 what do japanese people do when they have erection? They votes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 12 March, 2013 Share Posted 12 March, 2013 Brummie walks into a tailors... "Alroit, mate. I'd like a 70s suit, please." The tailor says, "Certainly sir, and would you like a kipper tie?" Brummie says, "Thanks mate, two sugars." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 12 March, 2013 Share Posted 12 March, 2013 Bear's mums so fat, (after bonin her) you can leave the toilet seat up and no one notices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohwhenthesaints Posted 12 March, 2013 Share Posted 12 March, 2013 Yo momma's so fat that when she fell down the stairs I thought Eastenders was ending. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LVSaint Posted 12 March, 2013 Share Posted 12 March, 2013 [video=youtube;ImhN6-9KLTY] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 12 March, 2013 Share Posted 12 March, 2013 These are good but can people follow the thread? It is now, Beary's mama is so fat.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 12 March, 2013 Share Posted 12 March, 2013 all joking aside your momma is fat tho tokyos. I don't mean to be all personal, but she really is. Why don't you ask her bout going on a diet or something? Serious answers only pls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 12 March, 2013 Share Posted 12 March, 2013 :cry::cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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