110_Persaint Posted 9 March, 2013 Share Posted 9 March, 2013 List 'em all here folks. Prizes awarded to a) funniest, b) most bizarre, c) most likely to be true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 9 March, 2013 Share Posted 9 March, 2013 No conspiracy...he isn't good enough that's all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rshephard3 Posted 9 March, 2013 Share Posted 9 March, 2013 He is Ali Dia's long lost son. We have been mugged again. How embarrassing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minsk Posted 9 March, 2013 Share Posted 9 March, 2013 He hasn't done anything of merit on a football pitch this season, including at the ACoN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 9 March, 2013 Share Posted 9 March, 2013 He is Ali Dia's long lost son. We have been mugged again. How embarrassing. except that Ali Dia didn't cost us very much. bloke was useless at the CAN, just nowhere near the required standard for the PL, agent sold us a dud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Clarke Posted 9 March, 2013 Share Posted 9 March, 2013 except that Ali Dia didn't cost us very much. bloke was useless at the CAN, just nowhere near the required standard for the PL, agent sold us a dud. But am I right in thinking that this transfer didn't even involve an agent? Nicola Cortese sorted all this on his own back without any third party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horley CTFC Saint Posted 9 March, 2013 Share Posted 9 March, 2013 List 'em all here folks. Prizes awarded to a) funniest, b) most bizarre, c) most likely to be true. Turns out he's an African prince and we can't play him until G4S can recruit sufficient security guards to protect him during games Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pangy Posted 9 March, 2013 Share Posted 9 March, 2013 Cortese asked his PA to find him a young african boy for his personal use/satisfaction,however this was lost in translation and was passed onto the scouts and he ended up with Mayuka from Young boys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
110_Persaint Posted 9 March, 2013 Author Share Posted 9 March, 2013 Cortese asked his PA to find him a young african boy for his personal use/satisfaction,however this was lost in translation and was passed onto the scouts and he ended up with Mayuka from Young boys. Frontrunner for the prize! brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 9 March, 2013 Share Posted 9 March, 2013 He hasn't done anything of merit on a football pitch this season, including at the ACoN. I guess you weren't at the Tottenham game at St Mary's, when his introduction turned the game towards Saints. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tttdcs Posted 9 March, 2013 Share Posted 9 March, 2013 He is really 42 and knackered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 9 March, 2013 Share Posted 9 March, 2013 But am I right in thinking that this transfer didn't even involve an agent? Nicola Cortese sorted all this on his own back without any third party. Mayuka has an agent, why they wouldn't be involved I have no idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheaf Saint Posted 9 March, 2013 Share Posted 9 March, 2013 I think I've got it... Cortese received an email from a wealthy African man who persuaded him that if he transferred £4m he could access a vast fortune left in the will of his royal relation. Clearly this looked too god an opportunity for Cortese to refuse, as everything looked legitimate, and being non-native to the UK he didn't suspect anything with the wording and grammar of the email. He transfers the funds and when he realises the money isn't forthcoming he contacts this generous man who offers him Mayuka in lieu of payment. Simple. I would like to assert for legal reasons that I am in no way implying this actually happened, of course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Garrett Posted 9 March, 2013 Share Posted 9 March, 2013 But am I right in thinking that this transfer didn't even involve an agent? Nicola Cortese sorted all this on his own back without any third party. This is what was reported at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfc1976 Posted 9 March, 2013 Share Posted 9 March, 2013 Total dog ****e and will end up on a long-term loan or on a free. Probably up there with that f'cking clown the 'tin man' Delgado. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doggface Posted 9 March, 2013 Share Posted 9 March, 2013 3. I have said it before, I know an ex agent of Mayuka. No joke he really is older than is stated. I can't even remember how old (need to check my post history) I think I was told 24, he has no birth certificate apparently, an issue with a lot of Africans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kraken Posted 9 March, 2013 Share Posted 9 March, 2013 I unfortunatelty know the sad truth. Mauricio Pochettino is a massive racist. It is sad, but true. Look at the evidence: 1) Jason Puncheon dropped today, for a white man. 2) Nathaniel Clyne dropped today for an oriental gentleman. 3) Jonno Quick farmed out on loan. 4) Guly only on the bench and never given a requisite amount of time for his God-given talents to shine through. 5) Mayuka not even on the bench. It's quite clear to me; MP doesn't like darkies. The horrible racist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 9 March, 2013 Share Posted 9 March, 2013 Kanu knows that Mayuka is a very superstitious young man and told him that St Mary's is cursed with a Pompey witch doctor's possessed skate replica shirt buried under the pitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 9 March, 2013 Share Posted 9 March, 2013 He hasn't done anything of merit on a football pitch this season, including at the ACoN. We should of signed Akon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 9 March, 2013 Share Posted 9 March, 2013 Mayuka bought a flute at Bursledon car booty and he wont play football until he learns aha's take on me and the living daylights on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 9 March, 2013 Share Posted 9 March, 2013 except that Ali Dia didn't cost us very much. bloke was useless at the CAN, just nowhere near the required standard for the PL, agent sold us a dud. Pretty decent in AfCoN 2012 and looked like he might have potential, we just have a few players ahead of him. He's hardly likely to make an impact in the AfCoN when he hasn't been playing for his club either, is he ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Posted 10 March, 2013 Share Posted 10 March, 2013 Total dog ****e and will end up on a long-term loan or on a free. Probably up there with that f'cking clown the 'tin man' Delgado. Dear me - Delgado was a brilliant talent and would have been a great PL player and scored a hat full - only problem was he was crocked with a dodgy knee - which is our issue due to a poor medical (or as some believe ignored by the evil one!). He was not a bad player at all, just not fit enough - very big difference! How you can judge Mayuka without him having had a decent amount of game time is beyond me - maybe you are a football genius after all and I know the square root of sweet fanny adams?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La BoIS Saint Posted 10 March, 2013 Share Posted 10 March, 2013 Mayuka is one of the best 100 footballers in the world. FACT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bananaman Posted 10 March, 2013 Share Posted 10 March, 2013 if you type Mayuka into google images a topless asian lady appears... true story... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shroppie Posted 10 March, 2013 Share Posted 10 March, 2013 if you type Mayuka into google images a topless asian lady appears... true story... Bearsy - you need to investigate and report back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huffton Posted 10 March, 2013 Share Posted 10 March, 2013 if you type Mayuka into google images a topless asian lady appears... true story... And if you scroll down theres another one of her with her jack and danny out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leicestersaint Posted 10 March, 2013 Share Posted 10 March, 2013 He was Ok when he came on against Villa as i remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Clarke Posted 10 March, 2013 Share Posted 10 March, 2013 He was Ok when he came on against Villa as i remember. and lively against Spurs, caused all sorts of problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjwills Posted 10 March, 2013 Share Posted 10 March, 2013 Mayuka is the secret love child of Cortese & Rusty Lee and the price of Rustys silence was a footballing contract with daddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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