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THE OFFICIAL LIVERPOOL BUILD UP THREAD

 

Hi Main Boarders

 

I know this match is a little bit far ahead in the future but I am just so excited about it I thought I would start the build up thread early.

 

Anyway, what are your lines ups? As we are at home, we have to start Ramirez ahead of Davis. I would say Lambert up front, Boruc in goal, same back 4 as usual, no Fox obviously, Same two holding midfielders and then usual wingers who will play more like inside forwards as the wingbacks charge forward out of position leaving Fonte and Yoshi to sh!t themselves at the back.

 

What about you fags, what's your team?

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I personally think we should all shut the **** up about Pompey in matches which have **** all to do with them. The QPR game made some sense. It's pretty much an embarrassment now to sing about such a pitiful excuse for a football club.

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I am breaking my rules down into categories for ease of acceptance

 

Clothes

Acceptable

Casual gear

Retro shirts

Retro bar scarves

Current shirt, if that us your thing and you aren't a fat f*cker

Not acceptable

Wigs, face paints, jester hats, fancy dress.

Tight fitting jeans/chinos worn with espadrilles or high top mong shoes

Football shirts if your body fat is over 30%

Football shirts worn over hooded tops

Fake designer clobber, specifically stone island which was blatantly bought on eBay

Slip on trainers, like the Lonsdale ones you see in Sports direct

On that note, anything bought in sports direct

Songs

Do not sing

'Liverpool' at Man united fans

"You're just a small town in xxxxxx"when Villa was inserted during the Birmingham game it was the greatest display of mongness I've ever seen inside a Soccerball stadium.

"You'll never win f*ck all" big clubs emabrassing coming from a club with only one major trophy to our name

Looks like a wotsit at ginger players

Red and white barmy army

Do sing

"We've won it one time, we've won it one time, the Johnstones paint trophy, we've won it one time" at big clubs gloating about how much they've won- self depreciating humour is unanswerable

OWTSGMI at the proper speed

Matchday etiquette

Do not

Stuff your face with as much food and drink as you can get through as soon as you get into th stadium

Constantly shout out 'funny' comments during the game thinking you're hilarious, you aren't.

Constantly scream 'get it foooooorwaaaaaard' when we are clearly playing possession football

Give players sh*te nicknames eg 'Hoover' for Holivled and 'Spider-Man' for Schniderlin

Copy other clubs sh*te songs. Such as the Villa "sh*t support my lord" song a few tried to earlier in the season

Offer opposing fans out during the game from the safety of your seat, you know you won't follow it up outside.

 

These rules a re not difficult to adhere to, in fact for most normal people they might need little to no adjustment to their matchday behaviour. For some of you lot though it might prove impossible not to dress and act like a helmet,

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Tokyo what are you doing starting threads on the main forum? The other day you were asking for Bearsy to get - reputations for main forum posting, now you're starting threads! What's this crazy world coming to?

 

Oh well, now we're here, here's my Liverpool thoughts:

 

The thing that worries me about Liverpool game is inconsistency from players such as Lallana and Gaston.

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I wear a Saints shirt over a hoody. Does that mean I'm not a fan, or I just want to keep warm whilst showing my colours? #pointlessthread

 

Doesn't make you less of a fan. Just makes you look like a knob that doesn't know how to dress properly and probably needs Mummy's help on schoolday mornings.

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Constantly scream 'get it foooooorwaaaaaard' when we are clearly playing possession football

 

 

Doing this should result in you being escorted from the stadium, as you are being kicked out the door, you will get handed a Stoke or West Ham shirt and get pointed in the general direction of Upton Park or the Brittania.

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Doing this should result in you being escorted from the stadium, as you are being kicked out the door, you will get handed a Stoke or West Ham shirt and get pointed in the general direction of Upton Park or the Brittania.

 

CB Fry will be able to provide directions. It's his second home :)

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Dumb bear! Ken Monkou doesn't play for us any more and no one is interested in what he done to you in the showers. It was your fault for following him in there. It wasn't on the official junior saints tour. Although I do like your idea about the front sweeper, tell us more.

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I like these players, playing in this formation.

 

 

-----------Boruc----------

 

Clyne-Fonte-Yoshida-Shaw

 

-----Cork-Schneiderlin-----

 

---JRod--Davis--Punch----

 

---------Lambert----------

 

 

But with punch abd Jrod swapping. Stole it of someone on the moan board and can't be bothered to change it as it is mostly correct.

 

Anyway - Cheers Mike

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Turkish was pretty much spot on with his rules. Would just like to add a few of my own;

 

 

  • Do not clap like a demented seal on speed when singing OWTS.

 

  • If we get relegated, do not cry. The entire country will laugh at the club as a whole, not just you.

 

  • Fancy dress is strictly forbidden. You don't look funny or zany, you look like a c*nt.

 

  • Do not sing "We are Southampton, we do what we want" - We don't, we're do as we're told.

  • DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES 'chant' "Luuuuuuuuke" when he comes on as a sub - it sounds ridiculous.

  • Anyone wearing a beanie and a pair of shorts at the same time should be executed on the halfway line as part of the HT entertainment.

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Another good point Bear. I am sure the mods will move it there and make all sticky once the Norwich game is out of the way.

 

I am expecting the Liverpool line up to look something like this:

 

GK Bruce Grobbelaar

DF Alan Hansen (captain)

DF Glenn Hysén

DF Steve Nicol

DF Steve Staunton

MF John Barnes

MF Ray Houghton

MF Steve McMahon

MF Ronnie Whelan

FW Peter Beardsley

FW Ian Rush

 

I think we need to put pressure on them early. If we give them space, we could be in trouble.

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They are a good team Ron but too many foreigners. I can only see one 'real' English man in there and another born abroad that has been shoe horned into the England team. It is the amount of foreigners in the modern game that is ruining the England teams chances. I mean, with a first team like this, were will we be in 20 years time?

 

Edit: And Steve McMahon but with a name like that, I thought he was also foreign.

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Another good point Bear. I am sure the mods will move it there and make all sticky once the Norwich game is out of the way.

 

I am expecting the Liverpool line up to look something like this:

 

GK Bruce Grobbelaar

DF Alan Hansen (captain)

DF Glenn Hysén

DF Steve Nicol

DF Steve Staunton

MF John Barnes

MF Ray Houghton

MF Steve McMahon

MF Ronnie Whelan

FW Peter Beardsley

FW Ian Rush

 

I think we need to put pressure on them early. If we give them space, we could be in trouble.

 

I think we should go 4-2-4 against that opposition, this would be my team, I reckon our pace out wide will trouble them and these two young full backs have done well recently, be good to see them start. Although I do worry we are missing Tommy Widdringtons bite in midfield.

 

Flowers

Dodd

Benali

Ruddock

Osman

Case

Cockerill

Rod Wallace

Shearer

Rideout

Le Tiss

 

I think we'll win this one 4-1.

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Will Riise start? He's very good at defending and has a good eye for a back pass.

 

That game he scored the own goal at St Mary's was my first saints game. Well technically it was my first Liverpool game as that's who I'd gone to see as I supported them as a lad. I loved it so much at St Marys that I got myself a ticket for the next home game (Blackburn I think) & I started following Saints & got a season ticket the following season, so I suppose I should thank that ginger tool really, if it wasn't for his incompetence creating such a decent atmosphere that night I may have never got hooked on Saints.

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Turkish was pretty much spot on with his rules. Would just like to add a few of my own;

 

 

  • Do not clap like a demented seal on speed when singing OWTS.

 

  • If we get relegated, do not cry. The entire country will laugh at the club as a whole, not just you.

 

  • Fancy dress is strictly forbidden. You don't look funny or zany, you look like a c*nt.

 

  • Do not sing "We are Southampton, we do what we want" - We don't, we're do as we're told.

  • DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES 'chant' "Luuuuuuuuke" when he comes on as a sub - it sounds ridiculous.

  • Anyone wearing a beanie and a pair of shorts at the same time should be executed on the halfway line as part of the HT entertainment.

 

What is a beanie ?

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Is another word for cl!toris

 

Is ****oris a banned word on here bear?

 

Edit: oh yeah it is. An actual medical term for a part of the body is banned. Good job cum sucking cock munching saggy titted snorlax isn't.

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Think Turks needs to add a category for hats at games.

 

I sported a very nice woollen thing with the tassle on the top and those long earpiece thingys. Kinda stuff the dumb not good at Skateboarding things that kids wear in movies. Thought it put in an exceptional performance at Norwich.

 

Also now convinced that the argument about expanding SMS is insane and a total waste of effort. NC should be spending all his effort getting all the other PL clubs to expand their grounds so there is enough room for all the Saints fans who want to go on massive away days.

 

As for the team, would have Ramirez in ahgead of AL every time. Simply on the basis that GR has shown SOME semblance of knowing what to do with a football when there is a chance of a shot at goal in the past couple of weeks.

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I am glad you are back safe and sound Phil and have chosen to use the one true Liverpool match build up thread. Relationships between the muppet show and the lounge are at an all time high, we even bumped off bearsy while you were away and he is now just a ghost.

 

Nice hat, I am sure turks will approve. He will of course show his approval in the usual manner by calling you a mug. Over time I have learnt this is a sign of affection and means he has truly taken you into his warm, loving heart.

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I am glad you are back safe and sound Phil and have chosen to use the one true Liverpool match build up thread. Relationships between the muppet show and the lounge are at an all time high, we even bumped off bearsy while you were away and he is now just a ghost.

 

Nice hat, I am sure turks will approve. He will of course show his approval in the usual manner by calling you a mug. Over time I have learnt this is a sign of affection and means he has truly taken you into his warm, loving heart.

 

Wow I think that making it all the way up to the honour of being on Turk's radar and to be termed a mug. Gosh, better than making into the Queens Birthday Honours list.

 

Going to be a tough weekend in Chateau D_P this weekend, youngest (well the 24 year old) was brain washed by the ex & inlaws and is a Scouse fan. Main battle will be over the Language Selection button on our Satellite system. I'll want to change from Arabic to English, he'll be insisting on having the Scouse feed.

 

Oh and just want to say, loved the road trip Saturday, but there WAS a moment of utter HORROR in the Gents loo. It was the kind of behaviour I would NEVER have imagined a Saints fan would partake in. In fact I was SO outraged I almost took a picture - I am sure Turks would have a category to cover it.

 

What was so horrific?

 

Some bloke using the (non Dyson Air Blade) hand dryer to dry - HIS SHOES.

 

But, and here was the horror.

 

He had a hole in his sock.

 

Disgusting

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I am glad you are back safe and sound Phil and have chosen to use the one true Liverpool match build up thread. Relationships between the muppet show and the lounge are at an all time high, we even bumped off bearsy while you were away and he is now just a ghost.

 

Nice hat, I am sure turks will approve. He will of course show his approval in the usual manner by calling you a mug. Over time I have learnt this is a sign of affection and means he has truly taken you into his warm, loving heart.

 

Tokyo since you skinned the Bear are you now grooming D_P?

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As you may or may not be aware, bletch is my father, this came as a surprise to me as well but he said so and the man is rarely wrong. This make DP a kind of uncle, a kindly gentleman with a couple of quid and a friendly way. I run to sit on his knee when he arrives with fond memories of his previous visits, pictures of alien slags on the pull in Dubai etc. The only problem is, I find out uncle phil has a load of stories to tell and they are not about Carton or the fresh prince but about golf and golfers buying him drinks. This causes me to run away to the mainly bored or whatever but this just encourages the story telling uncle to tell more stories and post more golfing pictures.

 

There it is ladyboy phil, the truth laid bare like an Angolan comfort girl looking to bring home the bacon.

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