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Song for Gaston


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Seeing as everyone is feeling so miserable this week and could do with a bit of cheering up, I thought it would be a good opportunity to channel our energies into something a little more productive.

 

Therefore I have written a new song for Gaston. It starts off acknowledging his recent difficulties settling in and inconsistent form, then provides a motivational pick-me-up that is sure to get him firing on all cylinders again!

 

 

 

I have also animated a music vid to go with it...

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK3x2DOoJIc

 

 

There's 4 days til the next game - get learning it now!

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Get behind the song FFS!

 

"No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston..."

 

 

Full lyrics (for those who need it):

 

Northam:

Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston

Looking so down in the dumps

Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you, Gaston

Even when taking your lumps

Itchen:

There's no man in town as admired as you

You're ev'ryone's favorite guy

Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you

And it's not very hard to see why

 

Chapel:

No one's slick as Gaston

No one's quick as Gaston

No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's

Kingsland:

For there's no man in town half as manly

Perfect, a pure paragon!

You can ask any Tom, D*ck or Stanley

And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on

 

All:

No one's been like Gaston

A king pin like Gaston

 

Itchen North:

No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston

 

Gaston:

As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!

 

All:

My what a guy, that Gaston!

Give five "hurrahs!"

Give twelve "hip-hips!"

 

Family enclosure:

Gaston is the best

And the rest is all drips

 

All:

No one fights like Gaston

Douses lights like Gaston

 

Back Block 42:

In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston!

 

Saintettes:

For there's no one as burly and brawny

 

Gaston:

As you see I've got biceps to spare

 

Kingsland Centre:

Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny

 

Gaston:

That's right!

And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair

 

All:

No one hits like Gaston

Matches wits like Gaston

 

Corporates:

In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston

 

Gaston:

I'm espcially good at expectorating!

Ptoooie!

 

All:

Three points for Gaston!

 

Gaston:

When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs

Ev'ry morning to help me get large

And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs

So I'm roughly the size of a barge!

 

All:

Oh, ahhh, wow!

My what a guy, that Gaston!

No one shoots like Gaston

Makes those beauts like Gaston

Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston

 

Gaston:

I use antlers in all of my decorating!

 

All:

My what a guy...

Gaston!

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It's pretty bizarre that many on here currently only see his negative attributes and are blind to what he brings to the team. Mind you, I've never really found Saints Web to represent anything other than the extremes of attitudes within our fanbase...

 

Using Gaston's fee as a millstone to place around his neck isn't really beneficial to any of the parties involved and I don't believe that two-thirds of an injury-blighted season is enough to attain the full picture. Get behind the lad and give him a proper chance to prove his worth.

 

On topic, the chant we use is hardly original, but it does build and sustain nicely around the ground.

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Ramirez, Woaaahhh

Ramirez, Woaaahhh

He flew to Uruguay

Because his nan had died

Ramirez, Woaaahhh

Ramirez, Woaaahhh

He cost us loads of cash

It turns out hes pretty gash

Ramirez, Woaaahhh

Ramirez, Woaaahhh

...he turned out to be sh*te!

...he proved the pundits right!

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Get behind the song FFS!

 

"No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston..."

 

 

Full lyrics (for those who need it):

 

Northam:

Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston

Looking so down in the dumps

Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you, Gaston

Even when taking your lumps

Itchen:

There's no man in town as admired as you

You're ev'ryone's favorite guy

Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you

And it's not very hard to see why

 

Chapel:

No one's slick as Gaston

No one's quick as Gaston

No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's

Kingsland:

For there's no man in town half as manly

Perfect, a pure paragon!

You can ask any Tom, D*ck or Stanley

And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on

 

All:

No one's been like Gaston

A king pin like Gaston

 

Itchen North:

No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston

 

Gaston:

As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!

 

All:

My what a guy, that Gaston!

Give five "hurrahs!"

Give twelve "hip-hips!"

 

Family enclosure:

Gaston is the best

And the rest is all drips

 

All:

No one fights like Gaston

Douses lights like Gaston

 

Back Block 42:

In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston!

 

Saintettes:

For there's no one as burly and brawny

 

Gaston:

As you see I've got biceps to spare

 

Kingsland Centre:

Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny

 

Gaston:

That's right!

And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair

 

All:

No one hits like Gaston

Matches wits like Gaston

 

Corporates:

In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston

 

Gaston:

I'm espcially good at expectorating!

Ptoooie!

 

All:

Three points for Gaston!

 

Gaston:

When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs

Ev'ry morning to help me get large

And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs

So I'm roughly the size of a barge!

 

All:

Oh, ahhh, wow!

My what a guy, that Gaston!

No one shoots like Gaston

Makes those beauts like Gaston

Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston

 

Gaston:

I use antlers in all of my decorating!

 

All:

My what a guy...

Gaston!

 

So how we getting on with getting this song learnt, chaps? Are we all there? Should we have a get-together in the pub tonight to go through it one last time ready for Norwich?

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