Deano6 Posted 5 March, 2013 Share Posted 5 March, 2013 Seeing as everyone is feeling so miserable this week and could do with a bit of cheering up, I thought it would be a good opportunity to channel our energies into something a little more productive. Therefore I have written a new song for Gaston. It starts off acknowledging his recent difficulties settling in and inconsistent form, then provides a motivational pick-me-up that is sure to get him firing on all cylinders again! I have also animated a music vid to go with it... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK3x2DOoJIc There's 4 days til the next game - get learning it now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griffo Posted 5 March, 2013 Share Posted 5 March, 2013 Bored by any chance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 5 March, 2013 Share Posted 5 March, 2013 He's made of paper He really is lightweight For when the wind blows Ramirez is seen flying at some rate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andre Posted 5 March, 2013 Share Posted 5 March, 2013 I prefer OHHHHHH GASTON RAMIIIIIIIREZ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 5 March, 2013 Share Posted 5 March, 2013 I prefer OHHHHHH GASTON RAMIIIIIIIREZ! Its kind of ****e dont you think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano6 Posted 5 March, 2013 Author Share Posted 5 March, 2013 Get behind the song FFS! "No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston..." Full lyrics (for those who need it): Northam: Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston Looking so down in the dumps Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you, Gaston Even when taking your lumps Itchen: There's no man in town as admired as you You're ev'ryone's favorite guy Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you And it's not very hard to see why Chapel: No one's slick as Gaston No one's quick as Gaston No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's Kingsland: For there's no man in town half as manly Perfect, a pure paragon! You can ask any Tom, D*ck or Stanley And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on All: No one's been like Gaston A king pin like Gaston Itchen North: No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston Gaston: As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating! All: My what a guy, that Gaston! Give five "hurrahs!" Give twelve "hip-hips!" Family enclosure: Gaston is the best And the rest is all drips All: No one fights like Gaston Douses lights like Gaston Back Block 42: In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston! Saintettes: For there's no one as burly and brawny Gaston: As you see I've got biceps to spare Kingsland Centre: Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny Gaston: That's right! And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair All: No one hits like Gaston Matches wits like Gaston Corporates: In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston Gaston: I'm espcially good at expectorating! Ptoooie! All: Three points for Gaston! Gaston: When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs Ev'ry morning to help me get large And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs So I'm roughly the size of a barge! All: Oh, ahhh, wow! My what a guy, that Gaston! No one shoots like Gaston Makes those beauts like Gaston Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston Gaston: I use antlers in all of my decorating! All: My what a guy... Gaston! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andre Posted 5 March, 2013 Share Posted 5 March, 2013 Its kind of ****e dont you think? Yeah a ****ing stupid long song with actual lyrics is a better ****ing idea, isn't it? Jesus ****ing Christ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southamptonfclegend Posted 5 March, 2013 Share Posted 5 March, 2013 He cost us over £12 million, Gaston, Gaston, He never lasts 90 minutes, Gaston, Gaston, He gets the ball, he f*cks it up, he looks like he couldn't give a flying f*ck Gaston Ramirez what a waste of money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Sea Saint Posted 5 March, 2013 Share Posted 5 March, 2013 or "what a load of rubbish, what a load of rubbish" repeat until bored Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big_Bald_Si Posted 5 March, 2013 Share Posted 5 March, 2013 I'd prefer a simple song, to the tune of uncontroversial pop star Gary Glitter's "my gang". Gaston, Gaston! Gaston, Gaston! Gaston, Gasssston, Gasssston! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delboy Dave Posted 5 March, 2013 Share Posted 5 March, 2013 Ramirez, Woaaahhh Ramirez, Woaaahhh He flew to Uruguay Because his nan had died Ramirez, Woaaahhh Ramirez, Woaaahhh He cost us loads of cash It turns out hes pretty gash Ramirez, Woaaahhh Ramirez, Woaaahhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr X Posted 6 March, 2013 Share Posted 6 March, 2013 I remember when he signed people were ecstatic saying there's no chance we will go down and he's the type of player that will single handedly keep us up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Boy Saint Posted 7 March, 2013 Share Posted 7 March, 2013 I love these let's sing a clever song for X Y or Z............... They always come to nowt, I am amazed the Rickie Lambert song caught on: with there being so many words and all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ant Posted 7 March, 2013 Share Posted 7 March, 2013 It's pretty bizarre that many on here currently only see his negative attributes and are blind to what he brings to the team. Mind you, I've never really found Saints Web to represent anything other than the extremes of attitudes within our fanbase... Using Gaston's fee as a millstone to place around his neck isn't really beneficial to any of the parties involved and I don't believe that two-thirds of an injury-blighted season is enough to attain the full picture. Get behind the lad and give him a proper chance to prove his worth. On topic, the chant we use is hardly original, but it does build and sustain nicely around the ground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lordswoodsaints Posted 7 March, 2013 Share Posted 7 March, 2013 How about What a waste of money Or You're only here for the season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
110_Persaint Posted 7 March, 2013 Share Posted 7 March, 2013 Ramirez, Woaaahhh Ramirez, Woaaahhh He flew to Uruguay Because his nan had died Ramirez, Woaaahhh Ramirez, Woaaahhh He cost us loads of cash It turns out hes pretty gash Ramirez, Woaaahhh Ramirez, Woaaahhh ...he turned out to be sh*te! ...he proved the pundits right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano6 Posted 8 March, 2013 Author Share Posted 8 March, 2013 Get behind the song FFS! "No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston..." Full lyrics (for those who need it): Northam: Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston Looking so down in the dumps Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you, Gaston Even when taking your lumps Itchen: There's no man in town as admired as you You're ev'ryone's favorite guy Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you And it's not very hard to see why Chapel: No one's slick as Gaston No one's quick as Gaston No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's Kingsland: For there's no man in town half as manly Perfect, a pure paragon! You can ask any Tom, D*ck or Stanley And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on All: No one's been like Gaston A king pin like Gaston Itchen North: No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston Gaston: As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating! All: My what a guy, that Gaston! Give five "hurrahs!" Give twelve "hip-hips!" Family enclosure: Gaston is the best And the rest is all drips All: No one fights like Gaston Douses lights like Gaston Back Block 42: In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston! Saintettes: For there's no one as burly and brawny Gaston: As you see I've got biceps to spare Kingsland Centre: Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny Gaston: That's right! And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair All: No one hits like Gaston Matches wits like Gaston Corporates: In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston Gaston: I'm espcially good at expectorating! Ptoooie! All: Three points for Gaston! Gaston: When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs Ev'ry morning to help me get large And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs So I'm roughly the size of a barge! All: Oh, ahhh, wow! My what a guy, that Gaston! No one shoots like Gaston Makes those beauts like Gaston Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston Gaston: I use antlers in all of my decorating! All: My what a guy... Gaston! So how we getting on with getting this song learnt, chaps? Are we all there? Should we have a get-together in the pub tonight to go through it one last time ready for Norwich? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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