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This isn't a depressive thread although it may come across as one. Football (as a league) began to be established probably just over 150 years ago. Now with football progressing from the working-class bread-line man's game to a high paid millionaire's play toy (abramovich) where do you see football being in the next 150 years. There is a thought that ticket prices will increase to such ridiculous levels that football will start being over-valued and loans and debts by football clubs will start to cost them (look at down the road). I mean to say, at the current rate that football is progressing, how long will it last before new sports become the foreground to society.

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Football's crap now to what it was that there is no doubt, no atmosphere and far too expensive, smaller clubs have no chance of winning the Premierleague and the best you can hope for is an easy draw in the cup and hope the teams you do play are concerned about relegation, promotion and European football that season, the sprad of quality players is being compressed into the top top sides who can afford to keep tens of millions of pounds of players on the sidelines so others dont have them, the teams that do develop players are often forced to sell them after a good season as they want to cash in or more likely the players agents forces a huge overpriced move.

 

Long live the Bundesliga **** the premierleague.

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Following the introduction of goal-line technology in 2013, football slid down a very slippery slope. By 2030, all refereeing decisions were being made in real time by computer. There was no need for a 4th, 3rd, 2nd or even 1st official anymore.

 

After the computer was hacked some time in 2035 by the mysterious "SAF" virus, and Man United were awarded a penalty every time a United player entered the opposition's box, the powers that be at the Premier League decided it was simply too risky to leave something as important as the football business to chance.

 

Thus, the Premier League's Fit and Proper Season test was born.

 

As of 2063, the entire season is first simulated 10,000 times using Football Manager Galactic Edition '63, by a man known only as "God". From this, a set of scenarios are handpicked and screen tested behind closed doors by human clones in the key demographics of India, China, Brazil and Moonbase Zeta 3.

 

Once the most appealing and dramatic scenario has been chosen, the simulation is then acted out in real time by the football "players", who are now all just soap opera actors with an on-pitch persona. Diving is of course still a major problem in the game and bad acting is severely penalised.

 

Fans are still not allowed to stand, and are now automatically restrained in their seats whilst the ball is in play, using a complex system of magnets and lasers.

 

Anybody who mentions remembering "the good old days before all this technology killed the game" will be told they are just afraid of change.

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Football's crap now to what it was that there is no doubt, no atmosphere and far too expensive, smaller clubs have no chance of winning the Premierleague and the best you can hope for is an easy draw in the cup and hope the teams you do play are concerned about relegation, promotion and European football that season, the sprad of quality players is being compressed into the top top sides who can afford to keep tens of millions of pounds of players on the sidelines so others dont have them, the teams that do develop players are often forced to sell them after a good season as they want to cash in or more likely the players agents forces a huge overpriced move.

 

Long live the Bundesliga **** the premierleague.

 

other than your point on crowd atmosphere and ticket prices, how much different is the bundesliga from the premier league according to your argument?

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other than your point on crowd atmosphere and ticket prices, how much different is the bundesliga from the premier league according to your argument?

 

Other than quite important factors as price and atmosphere you have home grown players which in turn leads to a better national side, you have the fact every club is owned by the supporters so they have a true say into what goes on, you also have safe standing, you also have far better modern stadia in most of the grounds and even the one where the world cup games did not take place over our make do and mend and concrete o'dome efforts, you also have the fact the club turn profits mostly every year or small recoverable losses unlike our unsustainable model and you all have the fact a high percentage of wages are paid by seperarate sponsors to the footballers direct thus taking a huge burden away from the club.

 

 

Football as it should be, they honestly feel sorry for us as they have the intelligence to see we have lost our way, we one the other hand believe Murdoch's adverts.

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japan will win the 2034 World cup with a team made up entirely of computer generated 3D images controlled by boffins sat in the stands.

 

This is actually quite an interesting concept. Its not inconceivable to think that in the (not to distant future) a splinter league of human vs computer controlled (ala fifa) football players. This would start small, a yearly/bi yearly competition sponcered by EA Sports where all there sponcer players take on a number of Fifa fans who won a competition. However the popularity of this will grow until demand for a full league is generated.

 

You think it sounds silly. Who wouldn't want to try their best in the world Fifa skills against a best in the world real footballer/team?

 

(Then eventually the computer controlled footballers will go all AI on our asses and stage a mass take over of each stadium, and thus each city in the country thus starting the Robots take over the world scenario).

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Odd to you maybe but actually somebody trying to introduce a sensible debate into a forum that usually is full of repetitive nonsensical speculative drivel.

 

chill out, he never said it was a bad thread.

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Other than quite important factors as price and atmosphere you have home grown players which in turn leads to a better national side, you have the fact every club is owned by the supporters so they have a true say into what goes on, you also have safe standing, you also have far better modern stadia in most of the grounds and even the one where the world cup games did not take place over our make do and mend and concrete o'dome efforts, you also have the fact the club turn profits mostly every year or small recoverable losses unlike our unsustainable model and you all have the fact a high percentage of wages are paid by seperarate sponsors to the footballers direct thus taking a huge burden away from the club..

 

But other than those factors, what's different?

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This isn't a depressive thread although it may come across as one. Football (as a league) began to be established probably just over 150 years ago. Now with football progressing from the working-class bread-line man's game to a high paid millionaire's play toy (abramovich) where do you see football being in the next 150 years. There is a thought that ticket prices will increase to such ridiculous levels that football will start being over-valued and loans and debts by football clubs will start to cost them (look at down the road). I mean to say, at the current rate that football is progressing, how long will it last before new sports become the foreground to society.

 

And I get accused of Stupid Threads..... Absolve the Lyndhurst One

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Football's crap now to what it was that there is no doubt, no atmosphere and far too expensive, smaller clubs have no chance of winning the Premierleague and the best you can hope for is an easy draw in the cup and hope the teams you do play are concerned about relegation, promotion and European football that season, the sprad of quality players is being compressed into the top top sides who can afford to keep tens of millions of pounds of players on the sidelines so others dont have them, the teams that do develop players are often forced to sell them after a good season as they want to cash in or more likely the players agents forces a huge overpriced move.

 

Long live the Bundesliga **** the premierleague.

 

I like the Bundesliga, but it's really not all that different in terms of top clubs dominating. Only one more club has won it since 92/93 than the EPL. It has still effectively been dominated by Bayern & Dortmund.

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Following the introduction of goal-line technology in 2013, football slid down a very slippery slope. By 2030, all refereeing decisions were being made in real time by computer. There was no need for a 4th, 3rd, 2nd or even 1st official anymore.

 

After the computer was hacked some time in 2035 by the mysterious "SAF" virus, and Man United were awarded a penalty every time a United player entered the opposition's box, the powers that be at the Premier League decided it was simply too risky to leave something as important as the football business to chance.

 

Thus, the Premier League's Fit and Proper Season test was born.

 

As of 2063, the entire season is first simulated 10,000 times using Football Manager Galactic Edition '63, by a man known only as "God". From this, a set of scenarios are handpicked and screen tested behind closed doors by human clones in the key demographics of India, China, Brazil and Moonbase Zeta 3.

 

Once the most appealing and dramatic scenario has been chosen, the simulation is then acted out in real time by the football "players", who are now all just soap opera actors with an on-pitch persona. Diving is of course still a major problem in the game and bad acting is severely penalised.

 

Fans are still not allowed to stand, and are now automatically restrained in their seats whilst the ball is in play, using a complex system of magnets and lasers.

 

Anybody who mentions remembering "the good old days before all this technology killed the game" will be told they are just afraid of change.

 

Thought you deserved more credit for this. Made me laugh.

 

What an odd thread.

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Premier league football is dead already, can honestly say i've not felt so disenfranchised with the sport in a long, long time.

 

In fact higher price or not i'm seriously doubting i'll bother with a season ticket next season as it's so bland, boring, sanitised and dull.

 

Probably stick to cricket for days out on the **** with my mates instead.

 

Sky killed it years ago by making it an "entertainment business", foreign billionaires stuck the knife in by buying leagues and hoarding players and computer games like championship manager/fantasy football robbed the soul and turned it into a spreadsheet, making fans more interested in stats than the day out with their mates, the culture of the terraces or the game itself.

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