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The Queen has got the Sh!ts!


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And i don't just mean her family. Literally, the poor cow has got sh!ts!

 

i was driving home just now listening to radio five live and they had to interrupt the match to announce this v.troubling news!

 

I am very concerned bout this. I have had the sh!ts myself so i know what a very serious condition it can be. Interestingly they said she was taken to hospital by private car. I think this shows the bravery and fortitude of our ruler. In my previous experiences i dare not even stray 2 yards from toilet, let alone going out for journeys in private cars!

 

Post ur tributes here. Also ur experiences bout having the sh!ts!

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It's more the name i like than anything else. DryNites Pyjama Pants. I'm trying to bring it up in conversation wherever possible!

 

What is that ur wearing? DryNites Pyjama Pants. What do you want for tea? DryNites Pyjama Pants. Who is king of Uzbekhistan? DryNites Pyjama Pants!

 

Bummed to hear they don't make adult sizes tho :(

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Who is king of Uzbekhistan? DryNites Pyjama Pants!

:(

 

Trick question, unless Uzbekhistan is a new kingdom and not the republic with a similar name.

 

Assuming it is a trick question, the answer has to be right.

 

I had the sh*ts once.

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