Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 28 November, 2008 Share Posted 28 November, 2008 Annoys the sheet out of me. People who update their status 4 or 5 times a day by phone, and partake in every single f*cking application under the sun - always sending it to you as well! Get a life. Facebook is for arranging social meets / footy and oogling at fittehs and all the pictures they upload. This one bloke I went to school with is a hairdresser, although he is (apparently) not ghey, I question that. Every day without fail, his f*cking status will read something to do with his planned day. Get a f*cking life. This is some his status updates over the last week... Today ..... is gona b a colouring machine 2day (08.04) ..... is gona b hittin the gym afta work, nothings gona stop me!(06.54) Yes thats right, two status updates already, both by phone. ..... has eaten another salad, just a few lbs left 2go! ..... is proppa lookin 4ward to the works do, im even wearing MATCHING socks. ..... set the reminder for 'im a celeb', **** me im sad. ..... cant belive chelsea sat there lastnite and drank wine n ate choc's wen she knows im on i diet! ! ! ..... is Thunder! Thunder! Thunder! Thunder Cats, Ho!!! ..... says 'by the power of greyskull, I HAVE THE POWER! ! ! ! ..... has 2mrow off, wat to do wiv myself? ..... is waitin 4 timmy to cum home! (yes the ghey spells come - cum) ..... is still inbed, god why cant i start late evey day? Why the f*ck do you update your status with this sh!t? Sleep if you're in bed! ..... is gettin propa xcited bout the works party nxt weekend. ..... is goin 2 c libby 2day. Cant wait ..... worked '9 to 5' amazing! ..... has just added his dad on fb! ..... is wearing shorts and his ova coat, looking like a flasher! ..... says the guns r dun, no to **** shower and shave ready to go out wiv my bro and dad. ..... is workin the big gunns! No, you big ghey you are texting facebook And after all his status updates, the same women always add stupid comments, they are all fugly too. Its almost as if he is some hairdressing god to them. Seriously, this bloke comments on nearly every photo his friends upload too, my f*cking homepage was full of his sh!t! Sad people. Rant over Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 28 November, 2008 Share Posted 28 November, 2008 I never update my status. Tried speaking to Hatch the other night, he near on told me to go feck myself, he didn't reply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesaint sfc Posted 28 November, 2008 Share Posted 28 November, 2008 (edited) People who post on forums called Im_no_sinner **** me off. Facebook rulz. Edited 28 November, 2008 by thesaint sfc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 28 November, 2008 Author Share Posted 28 November, 2008 I never update my status. Tried speaking to Hatch the other night, he near on told me to go feck myself, he didn't reply. You do, but yours are ok as they are funny ones, they are jokes rather than things you have done/are doing. Always make me laugh and you dont do it every 5 minutes either! Is he a friend on FB then or did you randomly message him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 28 November, 2008 Author Share Posted 28 November, 2008 People who post on forums called Im no sinner **** me off. Facebook rulz. Good job I have those underscores in my name then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 28 November, 2008 Share Posted 28 November, 2008 You do, but yours are ok as they are funny ones, they are jokes rather than things you have done/are doing. Always make me laugh and you dont do it every 5 minutes either! Is he a friend on FB then or did you randomly message him? Mine are true Er... both? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt SFC Posted 28 November, 2008 Share Posted 28 November, 2008 I feel your pain here. however I doubt your coolness as you've posted over 3,000 times on this forum. I wonder which is sadder hmmmmmmm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 28 November, 2008 Author Share Posted 28 November, 2008 Mine are true Er... both? So when is the trial then... ..... had an imaginary friend when he was younger. Some friend he turned out to be - he raped a woman and ..... got the ****ing blame. lolz These one's made me laugh too ..... was seeing this girl for a couple of years... and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name" "Why are you following me?" "Get out of my bushes". ..... pulled a girl in a nightclub last night...she walked straight back out. ..... and his girlfriend are a fastidious couple. He's fast and she is hideous. .... thinks it's brilliant f*cking a lass on her period, he can pretend he's killing her with his c*ck. propper lolage from that one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 28 November, 2008 Share Posted 28 November, 2008 I feel your pain here. however I doubt your coolness as you've posted over 3,000 times on this forum. I wonder which is sadder hmmmmmmm... I thought you were talking to me then, phew. I have a lot of posts, but over a couple of years and because i'm at work bored out my fragile little mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aids victim Posted 28 November, 2008 Share Posted 28 November, 2008 Annoys the sheet out of me. People who update their status 4 or 5 times a day by phone, and partake in every single f*cking application under the sun - always sending it to you as well! Get a life. Facebook is for arranging social meets / footy and oogling at fittehs and all the pictures they upload. This one bloke I went to school with is a hairdresser, although he is (apparently) not ghey, I question that. Every day without fail, his f*cking status will read something to do with his planned day. Get a f*cking life. This is some his status updates over the last week... Today ..... is gona b a colouring machine 2day (08.04) ..... is gona b hittin the gym afta work, nothings gona stop me!(06.54) Yes thats right, two status updates already, both by phone. ..... has eaten another salad, just a few lbs left 2go! ..... is proppa lookin 4ward to the works do, im even wearing MATCHING socks. ..... set the reminder for 'im a celeb', **** me im sad. ..... cant belive chelsea sat there lastnite and drank wine n ate choc's wen she knows im on i diet! ! ! ..... is Thunder! Thunder! Thunder! Thunder Cats, Ho!!! ..... says 'by the power of greyskull, I HAVE THE POWER! ! ! ! ..... has 2mrow off, wat to do wiv myself? ..... is waitin 4 timmy to cum home! (yes the ghey spells come - cum) ..... is still inbed, god why cant i start late evey day? Why the f*ck do you update your status with this sh!t? Sleep if you're in bed! ..... is gettin propa xcited bout the works party nxt weekend. ..... is goin 2 c libby 2day. Cant wait ..... worked '9 to 5' amazing! ..... has just added his dad on fb! ..... is wearing shorts and his ova coat, looking like a flasher! ..... says the guns r dun, no to **** shower and shave ready to go out wiv my bro and dad. ..... is workin the big gunns! No, you big ghey you are texting facebook And after all his status updates, the same women always add stupid comments, they are all fugly too. Its almost as if he is some hairdressing god to them. Seriously, this bloke comments on nearly every photo his friends upload too, my f*cking homepage was full of his sh!t! Sad people. Rant over If you don't like him and his things are annoying you then just take him off of your friends thing? People who have 93532 friends on there just to look popular annoy me, but hey add me Gordon Trunker xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 28 November, 2008 Author Share Posted 28 November, 2008 I feel your pain here. however I doubt your coolness as you've posted over 3,000 times on this forum. I wonder which is sadder hmmmmmmm... Definitely updating your status on Facebook. 1)I am being paid to post on here (I post at work) 2)It staves off major boredom of work 3)I like to think that I make a few people chuckle sometimes (when I am not spamming) 4)Never doubt my coolness. I work for an Air Con company :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyFartPants Posted 28 November, 2008 Share Posted 28 November, 2008 Earlier this week some bloke sent me a message to see if I would be his friend. I sent a message back saying that I don't think I know him. His reply was, "I saw you know some people I know, so that makes you my friend too." I corrected him on this by firstly letting him know that at first glance I can't see anyone on his friends list that I even remotely know. I have a feeling he is one of those sad cu nts that just want to try and have as many "friends" as possible. He even looked a proper w@nker too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 28 November, 2008 Author Share Posted 28 November, 2008 If you don't like him and his things are annoying you then just take him off of your friends thing? People who have 93532 friends on there just to look popular annoy me, but hey add me Gordon Trunker xx Your name is not Gordon Trunker. I have changed his notifications, I think it will filter his sh!t out now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 28 November, 2008 Author Share Posted 28 November, 2008 Earlier this week some bloke sent me a message to see if I would be his friend. I sent a message back saying that I don't think I know him. His reply was, "I saw you know some people I know, so that makes you my friend too." I corrected him on this by firstly letting him know that at first glance I can't see anyone on his friends list that I even remotely know. I have a feeling he is one of those sad cu nts that just want to try and have as many "friends" as possible. He even looked a proper w@nker too. Yeah, have had a few of these too. Its not too bad when they are a fit girl though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 28 November, 2008 Share Posted 28 November, 2008 1)I am being paid to post on here (I post at work) +1 2)It staves off major boredom of work +1 3)I like to think that I make a few people chuckle sometimes (when I am not spamming) No you don't 4)Never doubt my coolness. I work for an Air Con company :cool: :-& Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warsash saint Posted 28 November, 2008 Share Posted 28 November, 2008 I hardly ever update my status but could not resist a comment on the result from last night just to wind up some of my skate 'mates'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saints1980 Posted 28 November, 2008 Share Posted 28 November, 2008 "Delete" the ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 28 November, 2008 Share Posted 28 November, 2008 "Delete" the ****. Don't know why but I found this comment funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 28 November, 2008 Share Posted 28 November, 2008 I admit I am guilty of udating my status profiles, but only a couple of times a day if that, and I don't put what I'm doing, I just think up something funneh. I once got a positive compliment from a secksy female so I must be doing something right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 28 November, 2008 Author Share Posted 28 November, 2008 I admit I am guilty of udating my status profiles, but only a couple of times a day if that, and I don't put what I'm doing, I just think up something funneh. I once got a positive compliment from a secksy female so I must be doing something right. Yeah, thats fine, if you are saying something funny, but it's the people who say '.... Is just about to give Edna a blue rinse' that peace me off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 28 November, 2008 Share Posted 28 November, 2008 I admit I am guilty of udating my status profiles, but only a couple of times a day if that, and I don't put what I'm doing, I just think up something funneh. I once got a positive compliment from a secksy female so I must be doing something right. Your fill in the blanks one was great. Wish I had thought of it first. I may nick it anyway!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 28 November, 2008 Share Posted 28 November, 2008 Your fill in the blanks one was great. Wish I had thought of it first. I may nick it anyway!! Tell me it so i can steal it too... Or say that it's sh:t... Whichever is appropriate... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 28 November, 2008 Share Posted 28 November, 2008 Your fill in the blanks one was great. Wish I had thought of it first. I may nick it anyway!! :-) And only one "gay" slur. From a Geordie. So I think I did ok out of it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyLass Posted 28 November, 2008 Share Posted 28 November, 2008 I've got some **** stalking me at the minute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 28 November, 2008 Share Posted 28 November, 2008 I've got some **** stalking me at the minute. I'd stalk you but I haven't got the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 28 November, 2008 Share Posted 28 November, 2008 This is some his status updates over the last week... Today nothings gona stop me!(06.54) From another thread: Love Saint No Stopping Us Now. Coincidence :confused::confused::confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyLass Posted 28 November, 2008 Share Posted 28 November, 2008 I'd stalk you but I haven't got the time. Boooo. I was hoping it was you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 28 November, 2008 Share Posted 28 November, 2008 From another thread: Coincidence :confused::confused::confused: Definitely. I can categorically state that I am fat and do not go down the gym. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 28 November, 2008 Share Posted 28 November, 2008 Boooo. I was hoping it was you. One day babe, one day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyLass Posted 28 November, 2008 Share Posted 28 November, 2008 One day babe, one day... Can you make it sooner rather than later ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 28 November, 2008 Share Posted 28 November, 2008 Can you make it sooner rather than later ?What's the hurry? I am an extremely good stalker so you probably wouldn't notice me anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyLass Posted 28 November, 2008 Share Posted 28 November, 2008 What's the hurry? I am an extremely good stalker so you probably wouldn't notice me anyway. I'm a woman and impatient. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 28 November, 2008 Share Posted 28 November, 2008 I'm a woman and impatient. That bodes well for my seckshual performance with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungle Posted 28 November, 2008 Share Posted 28 November, 2008 Anyone who uses Facebook should be deported. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 28 November, 2008 Share Posted 28 November, 2008 Where is the weekend fred? Is it on Facebook now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 28 November, 2008 Share Posted 28 November, 2008 Where is the weekend fred? Is it on Facebook now? It's waiting for a sponsor this week. The credit crunch means less parties are interested in sponsoring it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyFartPants Posted 28 November, 2008 Share Posted 28 November, 2008 Anyone who uses Facebook should be deported. I don't use Facebook, in that I don't sit on there engaging in conversation with people all day long. Why would I when I have you freaks here for that? That said, it has been very useful in tracking down friends that took different turns in life many years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 28 November, 2008 Share Posted 28 November, 2008 I don't use Facebook, in that I don't sit on there engaging in conversation with people all day long. Why would I when I have you freaks here for that? That said, it has been very useful in tracking down friends that took different turns in life many years ago. Sex change Sally? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pip87 Posted 28 November, 2008 Share Posted 28 November, 2008 I will try to ensure I change my status for you more often i'm_no_sinner. I'll be a bit busy over the weekend but i'll try and change it lots today and from Monday. Just to give you even more pointless things to read. I seem to remember you commented my stripper status update so it can't be all bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyLass Posted 28 November, 2008 Share Posted 28 November, 2008 That bodes well for my seckshual performance with you. Hurry, hurry, hurry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 28 November, 2008 Share Posted 28 November, 2008 This is why i deleted my profile from that trash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aids victim Posted 28 November, 2008 Share Posted 28 November, 2008 I would delete mine, but then I would have no friends, so I have to keep it and my 11 friends. Who wants to be the 12th? PM MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 28 November, 2008 Share Posted 28 November, 2008 This is why i deleted my profile from that trash. I say you're "dr. nightmare (U6703088)". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawillwill Posted 28 November, 2008 Share Posted 28 November, 2008 Get a life. Facebook is for arranging social meets / footy and oogling at fittehs and all the pictures they upload. I thought you didn't have any female friends so will assume this is meant to say googling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 28 November, 2008 Author Share Posted 28 November, 2008 I thought you didn't have any female friends so will assume this is meant to say googling. Was hoping someone wouldnt pick up on my typo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 28 November, 2008 Share Posted 28 November, 2008 This is why i deleted my profile from that trash. and re-activated it today, moron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Shearer Posted 28 November, 2008 Share Posted 28 November, 2008 I fookin luv facebook. I can't get enough of it. All linked up with the cell phone and got RSS feeds on tap for the latest friends' status changes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saints1980 Posted 28 November, 2008 Share Posted 28 November, 2008 I will try to ensure I change my status for you more often i'm_no_sinner. I'll be a bit busy over the weekend but i'll try and change it lots today and from Monday. Just to give you even more pointless things to read. I seem to remember you commented my stripper status update so it can't be all bad. Add me you filthy slag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted 28 November, 2008 Share Posted 28 November, 2008 Anyone who uses Facebook should be deported. Booooo. You should get on Facebook. Fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted 28 November, 2008 Share Posted 28 November, 2008 I never update my status. Tried speaking to Hatch the other night, he near on told me to go feck myself, he didn't reply. And I didn't add you as my friend. Nobody loves you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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