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That's hilarious, especially as all of Redknapps stuff was to sweep it all under the carpet then admit it was lies...

 

Best of all the prospect of Samba being on 100k a week in the champ is just too funny, though about his level.

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People in consuming alcohol while in Dubai shocker.

 

It deserves an ORLY Owl. Unfortunately I can't see the screen properly this morning to post one..... (Damn you Rick Astley)

 

Have to say even with beer at 7 quid a pint, a 10 Grand bar bill is an OK effort.

 

Doesn't beat the NYE Ruskie couple of years back who ran up 100 Grand.

 

Good to see "Arry finally getting the recognition his Managerial Talents deserve

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I picked a good week not to go to Barasti it seems. Mind you I wouldn't have recognised any of the talentless feckwits anyway.

 

To think they were in the same bar where @DubaiSaints will be watching us thrash them later on today. FAF.

 

Gonna take a big bottle of Clorox down for the game tonight, disinfect our tables just in case

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http://www.moneycontrol.com/news/wire-news/qprs-redknapp-rejects-team-drinking-reports_833044.html?

 

"I didn't see it"

 

Of course you didn't 'onest 'arry, you were tucked up in another hotel with the missus. Triffic holiday?

 

Go away on a training camp and the manager takes his wife and stays in a different hotel ?

He really is a piece of work - did he pay for her to go or QPR ?

After the stories of Bond and co stumbling out of St Mary's worse for drink when they were here its hardly a surprise.

 

As stated above, and people wonder why he never got the England job......

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Have you considered that this is a clever story to lull us into a false sense of confidence ?

 

Harry, is a crafty old bugger and will do anything to get his 3 points.

 

Saints have to put such things out of their mind and approach the game in a completely focused and professional way.

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Have you considered that this is a clever story to lull us into a false sense of confidence ?

 

Harry, is a crafty old bugger and will do anything to get his 3 points.

 

Saints have to put such things out of their mind and approach the game in a completely focused and professional way.

 

I know you're a bit 'care-in-the-community' with your views a lot of the time but...really?

 

Who in their right minds would peddle a story like this in the hope it 'lulls' the opposition. **** sticks, if they go a goal down today their own fans will be into them and probably turn on saggy. I wonder if Rosie had her own room?

 

Just crush 'em Saints.

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I know you're a bit 'care-in-the-community' with your views a lot of the time but...really?

 

Who in their right minds would peddle a story like this in the hope it 'lulls' the opposition. **** sticks, if they go a goal down today their own fans will be into them and probably turn on saggy. I wonder if Rosie had her own room?

 

Just crush 'em Saints.

 

Just a theory. However, I agree we need to best them well today. 3 points for us will go a long way to our survival and could be massive blow to their morale !

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One more thing.

 

Fascinating that, despite there being many replies already on this thread, not one of them is accusing the Mirror of being "lazy journo scum making it all up".

 

So much for the noble quest for the holy truth on this forum. What happened?

 

Ah yes. Bad news about another club. So definitely true then.

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Harry was packing his suitcase for a lovely holiday in Dubai. "Will you be needing your Professional Code Of Conduct?" inquired his lovely wife Sandra, brandishing a flimsy unread pamphlet. Harry stared at her briefly and they both burst out laughing. "You 'ad me worried for a minute there Sandra!" chuckled Harry, rubbing her boobs affectionately.

 

His driver Steve Cotterill drove him to the airport and Harry was furious to discover that a football team had been booked on the same flight! "I ain't havin' that!" fumed 'Arry. "Ow am I sposed to enjoy a holiday if there's footballers hanging about all the time? I get enough of that at home!"

 

"But this is the only flight today." complained Cotterill. "It's all paid for!"

 

"Make 'em fly out tomorrow," growled Harry. "Hang the expense. Tony will pay."

 

The hotel was the finest in Dubai, but Harry was furious to discover he'd been booked in a regular room! "I ain't havin' that!" fumed Harry. "If I wanted a regular room I could have Rosie pay for it! Give me the penthouse! Hang the expense. Tony will pay."

 

"Quite right Harry," said Sandra, nodding approvingly. "We deserve it."

 

Couple of days later Tony phoned. "Harry! How is training going?"

 

Harry shifted uncomfortably in his sunbed. "Alright. Probably."

 

"And Samba? Is he proving worth £12m? Is he losing weight?"

 

"I like Samba. He's a top, top player," said Harry. "Listen, I've got to go, we're just running some extra training drills or something."

 

Harry looked at Sandra and took a long sip on his pina colada. "I think I'd better check in on training tomorrow."

 

"Oh Harry! What about our camel ride?"

 

"It won't take long."

 

Harry made it to the training ground about nine-ish. All the lads were there, Samba, Jermaine, some of the others that he didn't know so well.

 

Steve Cotterill scuttled over like an obsequious beetle. "Alright 'Arry? What you doing 'ere?"

 

"Just checking in. Whats going on? Why are they all sitting about?"

 

"Few of the lads is hung over."

 

"Oh. Right."

 

"Do you want me to run some tactical drills? We've got the United game next week, I think we should work on our defensive structure."

 

"Nah. Just tell 'em to run about a bit," said Harry, waving a regal hand.

 

Harry watched the lads for a few minutes, seeing how many of them he could name. Not many. It was better at Spurs, he thought wistfully. At 9:20am he called it. "Alright, that'll do lads. Don't want to overwork it. Same time tomorrow."

 

Harry rushed back to the hotel, but he was late for the camel ride. Sandra was furious. It wasn't the end of the world though, he could always do one tomorrow. Hang the expense. Tony will pay.

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