Saint Garrett Posted 28 February, 2013 Share Posted 28 February, 2013 This happening? Might have to take a trip to the post office tomorrow if it is ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pingwing Posted 28 February, 2013 Share Posted 28 February, 2013 No we are just going to swear at him and curse him on his birthday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Appy Posted 28 February, 2013 Share Posted 28 February, 2013 Better than hankies anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 1 March, 2013 Share Posted 1 March, 2013 No we are just going to swear at him and curse him on his birthday. Harry Redknapp slunk into St. Mary's Stadium on his 66th birthday like a dog who'd just sh!t in the kitchen. He had no reason to expect a welcome here, having previously overseen a relegation from top flight football that ultimately resulted in the club's near liquidation. To add insult to injury he then cravenly abandoned Southampton to chase tax payers cash at bitter rivals Portsmouth, which again ultimately resulted in near liquidation. However it appeared at first that the Southampton fans were willing to let bygones be bygones. Barely had the match started the home crowd launched a rousing rendition of the "Happy Birthday" song and Redknapp appeared visibly relieved by this tribute. He stood for a moment smiling with his hand aloft, as if to grasp a brown envelope from the heavens, but as the song reached it's crescendo the home fans pointedly refused to name the twitchy faced tax evader and instead sang "Happy Birthday... Pochettino" in reference to their Argentinian manager who coincidentally shares a birthdate. Redknapp's saggy face drooped like a spent penis. He looked about himself confused and disorientated until assistant coach Steve Cotterill ushered him back to the dugout like a homeless man ejected from Selfridges. Almost immediately Southampton scored the first of their six goals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Made in Southampton Posted 1 March, 2013 Share Posted 1 March, 2013 Harry Redknapp slunk into St. Mary's Stadium on his 66th birthday like a dog who'd just sh!t in the kitchen. He had no reason to expect a welcome here, having previously overseen a relegation from top flight football that ultimately resulted in the club's near liquidation. To add insult to injury he then cravenly abandoned Southampton to chase tax payers cash at bitter rivals Portsmouth, which again ultimately resulted in near liquidation. However it appeared at first that the Southampton fans were willing to let bygones be bygones. Barely had the match started the home crowd launched a rousing rendition of the "Happy Birthday" song and Redknapp appeared visibly relieved by this tribute. He stood for a moment smiling with his hand aloft, as if to grasp a brown envelope from the heavens, but as the song reached it's crescendo the home fans pointedly refused to name the twitchy faced tax evader and instead sang "Happy Birthday... Pochettino" in reference to their Argentinian manager who coincidentally shares a birthdate. Redknapp's saggy face drooped like a spent penis. He looked about himself confused and disorientated until assistant coach Steve Cotterill ushered him back to the dugout like a homeless man ejected from Selfridges. Almost immediately Southampton scored the first of their six goals. Class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chocco boxo Posted 1 March, 2013 Share Posted 1 March, 2013 v good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tokyo-Saint Posted 1 March, 2013 Share Posted 1 March, 2013 You got any more star wars ones bear? I like doing those yawn things. Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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