buctootim Posted 1 March, 2013 Posted 1 March, 2013 can you make that picture bit bigger please tim? Not on your i-phone no. You'll have to buy Jeff's big screen deluxe.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 1 March, 2013 Posted 1 March, 2013 Looks fine on my 22 inch hitachi flat screen 2431 high resolution RRP £399. I can imagine it looks **** on the 21 incher though.
Spudders Posted 1 March, 2013 Posted 1 March, 2013 That's what I'm talking about - for example everyone knows DP likes golf and Tokyo likes little boys, but no-one has asked me about my hobbies and stuff. It wouldn't kill you to show a bit more interest, that's all I'm saying Is your hobbies and stuff anything like football and interwebbing? If so I think we have some stuff in common
Bearsy Posted 1 March, 2013 Posted 1 March, 2013 Is your hobbies and stuff masturbation? If so I think we have some stuff in common oh spudders
Tokyo-Saint Posted 1 March, 2013 Posted 1 March, 2013 I want to do gay skiing with both of you! Looks like you've found a way to get approval RPS. Like all slags, it's just a case of putting out enough until you are in the gang.
ZepSaint Posted 1 March, 2013 Posted 1 March, 2013 I have done the same with zeppo as well. I don't want any comeback from people saying their not getting their monies worth etc. You ever had complaints about people not getting their monies worth from you before Tokes ? Think we need to know more .................
dubai_phil Posted 1 March, 2013 Posted 1 March, 2013 I don't like this fred anymore. You nasty bstds twitch everything I post and then makes jokes about me. Sod the lot of you. I'm off to see Rick Astley in concert. And if ANYONE says anything else about me sh@gging goats I WILL You Tube him and post it on here
Tokyo-Saint Posted 1 March, 2013 Posted 1 March, 2013 Phil bums goats! Oh dear Phil! Bear that is bang out of order. Phil please PM bear all your Rick Ashely stuff, no point in punishing us all for it. Me and spudders are innocent here. Maybe include RPS and Zeppo if you want but leave us out of it.
dubai_phil Posted 1 March, 2013 Posted 1 March, 2013 Oh dear Phil! Bear that is bang out of order. Phil please PM bear all your Rick Ashely stuff, no point in punishing us all for it. Me and spudders are innocent here. Maybe include RPS and Zeppo if you want but leave us out of it. This is WAR. He'll get the Rickiey PM's but you lot get the Heaven 17/ABC
Bearsy Posted 1 March, 2013 Posted 1 March, 2013 I'm so invested in the idea that dubai_phil used to have a part time job sucking off camels that i genuinely can't remember what the actual facts of the matter was! I suggest we all just stick with this version or it will get confusing.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 1 March, 2013 Posted 1 March, 2013 Oh sh1t I'm late byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee You preggers phil? Will it be a hybrid of Tiger Woods, an Arab barman and a camel? - An Abgerel or something?
Tokyo-Saint Posted 1 March, 2013 Posted 1 March, 2013 Lols Come on bear it is not fair ripping on Phil when he is away. Hey Phil :wave::bun:
Bearsy Posted 1 March, 2013 Posted 1 March, 2013 yeah is spose not. If he's genuine going to see Rick Astley he's truly suffered enough.
ZepSaint Posted 1 March, 2013 Posted 1 March, 2013 Lols Come on bear it is not fair ripping on Phil when he is away. Hey Phil Reckon he's a bit busy at the moment ..................
Tokyo-Saint Posted 1 March, 2013 Posted 1 March, 2013 haha the one on the left looks more like Pap. Pap, you been out visiting golfing phil recently?
ZepSaint Posted 1 March, 2013 Posted 1 March, 2013 I presume this isn't the normal sort of camel toe we should be interested in ?
dubai_phil Posted 1 March, 2013 Posted 1 March, 2013 We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand yadda yadda yadda ya yadda yadda ya blah blah blah blah blah and desert you How wrong is it that Rick was better than the Stone Roses. Why can I not see my laptop screen?
Spudders Posted 1 March, 2013 Posted 1 March, 2013 Why can I not see my laptop screen? You have jizz in your eye?
dubai_phil Posted 1 March, 2013 Posted 1 March, 2013 Mr Mickleson is a really nice guy. Met him in Scabi Dhabi 2 years ago. He turned round and said OMG D_P I can't believe I just met a Golfing legend
dubai_phil Posted 1 March, 2013 Posted 1 March, 2013 Spleven shints spix shuble Vodka ded bills and a few glasses of OSH, You think ANYONE would wnt to watch Rick sober? BTW have you git The look? The look of Lu huvva huv? tonight? When the world si whatever queue for more beer. Oh Like to get to know you well so we can we can be friends foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Howard rocked as well But as I cannot see my USB ports you will have to wait for the vids/pics until my hangover goes away
Tokyo-Saint Posted 1 March, 2013 Posted 1 March, 2013 Whatever milts gave you tonight Phil, you're going to need your stomach pumped and your arse drained.
tpbury Posted 2 March, 2013 Posted 2 March, 2013 I wish I'd known thee word 'Jelq'when I was younger and used to play scrabble with my parents. Would have been ideal for picking up points in the end game. Might have had a bigger wang also.
dubai_phil Posted 2 March, 2013 Posted 2 March, 2013 Whatever milts gave you tonight Phil, you're going to need your stomach pumped and your arse drained. Yeah well weird. Gotta have a word with the man upstairs, for some reason he forgot to send my Beer Scooter last night. I think I got some Vids for my Bearsy revenge but can't see the icons on my fone this morning to download them.
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