dubai_phil Posted 27 February, 2013 Posted 27 February, 2013 If that was the case bear, he could have just threatened them with a story followed by a dvd and then another story of course. They actually tried that, the whole Audio Visual and Powerpoint thing. Didn't work out so well. It is difficult for the camel w@nker to sit besides the hind region of the for about 15 minutes keeping his arm in a fixed position to receive the ejaculation during the long duration of fake copulation.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 27 February, 2013 Posted 27 February, 2013 I'll take your word for that phil. So how did they get it to bone the lllllama thing? Also, did it work? Wasn't there just loads of really warm camels walking around feeling violated. One more - what does camel milk (we all know you mean spunk) taste like?
Bearsy Posted 27 February, 2013 Posted 27 February, 2013 it must be really frustrating to have hoofs. Poor bastards. I'm glad someone is taking care of them. If you jizz in a pint of milk it stays fresh upto 62% longer. It's what they used to do before pasteurisations
Tokyo-Saint Posted 27 February, 2013 Posted 27 February, 2013 Right, I'm going for part 4 of banchies, you lot try and keep the camel w@nking stories to a minimum as I will have to catch up later.
dubai_phil Posted 27 February, 2013 Posted 27 February, 2013 8.2ml apparently was collected then stuck in a Syringe and squirted in. Unfortunately Eric never mentioned whether he used KY Jel Meanwhile as you so obviously want to try some yourself Perhaps I'll bring a box of Camel Chocs back for the Norwich game.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 27 February, 2013 Posted 27 February, 2013 That was the strangest banchie yet but also the sexiest. It started off strange with the DA boning Spartacus's bird. After he spunks, he then tries to go down on her! This never happens, who'd do that FFS? Then there is the usual crazy sh1t, then suddenly Spartacus decides he doesn't want to just be a cop, he also wants to still rob stuff. There is no explanation for this at all or as bear says any reference to him almost killing like Tyson. He doesn't even need to go to court to explain tysons rape or what he decided to enter the ring with him while arresting him or why when he stated losing he then decides to bite Tyson loads or Tyson complaining that this is unnecessary force. Would recommend this!
Tokyo-Saint Posted 27 February, 2013 Posted 27 February, 2013 (edited) So are these camel lallana things real Phil or was it just some desert jokes? Cause this thread is for serious facts not comedy. Edited 27 February, 2013 by Tokyo-Saint
dubai_phil Posted 28 February, 2013 Posted 28 February, 2013 So are these camel lallana things real Phil or was it just some desert jokes? Cause this thread is for serious facts not comedy. 'fraid so Family photo And of course Wiki http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cama_%28animal%29 More interesting Camel facts after a few beers this evening (although i am sure that Eric will be along sometime today to comment on his particular area of expertise, their toes)
Tokyo-Saint Posted 28 February, 2013 Posted 28 February, 2013 That's amazing Phil, you are wining so far!
PhilippineSaint Posted 28 February, 2013 Posted 28 February, 2013 Camels will also give you lung cancer
Tokyo-Saint Posted 28 February, 2013 Posted 28 February, 2013 Is that lallana camels or just normal ones?
PhilippineSaint Posted 28 February, 2013 Posted 28 February, 2013 Must be the normal ones as the Lallana camels have more filtering material on them
Saint_Pedro Posted 28 February, 2013 Author Posted 28 February, 2013 What's going on? I look away for a few hours and now we're harping on about camels? I suppose in the interests of continuity, I'll keep up the animal connection ...... Believe it or not, the most times a person has been stung by bees without dying is 2,443.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 28 February, 2013 Posted 28 February, 2013 Good to know. Golfing Phil can I have my chocolate made just from the spunk of a lalana camel please as I don't want to take any chances. Cheers.
PhilippineSaint Posted 28 February, 2013 Posted 28 February, 2013 believe it or not I've never been rolled by a tart.
Saint_Pedro Posted 28 February, 2013 Author Posted 28 February, 2013 Olivia Newton-John was president of the Isle of Man Basking Shark Society.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 28 February, 2013 Posted 28 February, 2013 Young beavers stay with their parents for the first two years of their lives before going out on their own. Good to know!
Spudders Posted 28 February, 2013 Posted 28 February, 2013 Believe it or not, the most times a person has been stung by bees without dying is 2,443. Hi Peds, I'm interested in a bit more background info on this one please (I'm hoping to catch up with answers during my afternoon pooh later on). Here's questions: Is this times stung in lifetime or at the same time? If at the same time, are they counting stings on top of stings (as I don't think double stings should count as once it's hurty it's hurty & another one wont make much difference I don't think) What was person doing to get all those stings? We're they steeling honey? And why didn't they jump in a nearby lake to escape stinging bees? Wasps are mean but bees are usually pretty chilled so to get that many stings this person must have done something pretty bad (like sexually abusing the queen bee maybe?)?
PhilippineSaint Posted 28 February, 2013 Posted 28 February, 2013 Young beavers stay with their parents for the first two years of their lives before going out on their own. Good to know! Is this for Saint_Pedo?
PhilippineSaint Posted 28 February, 2013 Posted 28 February, 2013 A duck's quack doesn't echo. We need proof of this and not "well I've never got an Echo of one because it was the goose that did our round"
Tokyo-Saint Posted 28 February, 2013 Posted 28 February, 2013 You will never got proof of this Phil as in your neck of the woods, before the duck has even landed let alone quacked, it is being crispyfied and rolled in a pancake.
Saint_Pedro Posted 28 February, 2013 Author Posted 28 February, 2013 Hi Peds, I'm interested in a bit more background info on this one please (I'm hoping to catch up with answers during my afternoon pooh later on). Here's questions: Is this times stung in lifetime or at the same time? If at the same time, are they counting stings on top of stings (as I don't think double stings should count as once it's hurty it's hurty & another one wont make much difference I don't think) What was person doing to get all those stings? We're they steeling honey? And why didn't they jump in a nearby lake to escape stinging bees? Wasps are mean but bees are usually pretty chilled so to get that many stings this person must have done something pretty bad (like sexually abusing the queen bee maybe?)? Hi Spuddy, Its at the same time, of course - you daft or something? I don't know what the fool did to annoy so many bees, but it may have something to do with this crazy woman :- http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2282362/It-makes-sex-great-Meet-woman-stings-bees-100-times-week-pleasure.html
Bearsy Posted 28 February, 2013 Posted 28 February, 2013 i was imagining one really vindictive bee following dude round.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 28 February, 2013 Posted 28 February, 2013 Bears, can use f*ck off back to the main boards pls? Nows you is over theres, I is fully concentratings on taking over you spot heres! I can't be doing thats if U is popin back all the times.
tony13579 Posted 28 February, 2013 Posted 28 February, 2013 Many people think that the mortar holds bricks together. In fact mortar keeps the bricks apart.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 28 February, 2013 Posted 28 February, 2013 In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child. And for bletch: "Rhythm" is the longest English word without a vowel. & "Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.
PhilippineSaint Posted 28 February, 2013 Posted 28 February, 2013 In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child. And for bletch: "Rhythm" is the longest English word without a vowel. & "Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order. So the French Hang pigs Hartlepool hangs Monkeys any other species known to be well hung?
PhilippineSaint Posted 28 February, 2013 Posted 28 February, 2013 And for bletch: "Rhythm" is the longest English word without a vowel. So if two songs each have a rhythm there are two rhythms which is about 16% longer
Whitey Grandad Posted 28 February, 2013 Posted 28 February, 2013 In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child. And for bletch: "Rhythm" is the longest English word without a vowel. & "Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order. How about 'Aegilops'? Then there are 'beefily' and 'billowy' With no repeated letters: abhors almost begins bijoux biopsy chimps chintz ghosty With repeated letters: abbess accent accept access adders bellow chills chilly choosy choppy effort floors floppy flossy glossy knotty How about reverse order? Spoonfeed Sponged Wronged
Tokyo-Saint Posted 28 February, 2013 Posted 28 February, 2013 Real words Whitey. Not scrabble club made up ones!
PhilippineSaint Posted 28 February, 2013 Posted 28 February, 2013 I think in this new Game Show Whitey Grandad now owns Tokyo Bring on the goats
Bearsy Posted 28 February, 2013 Posted 28 February, 2013 "Rhythm" is the longest English word without a vowel. nu-uh "rhythms" is longer. Suck it tokyos! edit: oh phil/mlg has already pointed out tokyos dumbassery!
Tokyo-Saint Posted 28 February, 2013 Posted 28 February, 2013 I don't think plurals count bears, especially not for you.
PhilippineSaint Posted 28 February, 2013 Posted 28 February, 2013 nu-uh "rhythms" is longer. Suck it tokyos! edit: oh phil/mlg has already pointed out tokyos dumbassery! Somebody has to hold the fort until MLG has been rescued from his kidnapping / murder
Bearsy Posted 28 February, 2013 Posted 28 February, 2013 I don't think plurals count bears, especially not for you. you obviously don't play much scrabbles!
Tokyo-Saint Posted 28 February, 2013 Posted 28 February, 2013 You are all dumb, I was just testing you. The longest word is TWYNDYLLYNGS, everyone knows that!
Tokyo-Saint Posted 28 February, 2013 Posted 28 February, 2013 you obviously don't play much scrabbles! Nah, cause I just smash down TWYNDYLLYNGS while saying "scrabble muthafuka" and then everyone else just gives up.* *except bletch, bletch stays to grind me down. Eventually (3 mins later) I get bored and he wins
PhilippineSaint Posted 28 February, 2013 Posted 28 February, 2013 Nah, cause I just smash down TWYNDYLLYNGS while saying "scrabble muthafuka" and then everyone else just gives up.* *except bletch, bletch stays to grind me down. Eventually (3 mins later) I get bored and he wins Go on then as I am being MLG for the evening which letters are on the board when you put your seven down to make TWYNDYLLYNGS
Bearsy Posted 28 February, 2013 Posted 28 February, 2013 oooh he's done u there tokyos! Well played phils, +3 reputations points!
Whitey Grandad Posted 28 February, 2013 Posted 28 February, 2013 A duck's quack doesn't echo. It's a myth, see 'Mythbusters'. http://urbanlegends.about.com/gi/o.htm?zi=1/XJ&zTi=1&sdn=urbanlegends&cdn=newsissues&tm=19&gps=394_48_1720_1131&f=10&su=p284.13.342.ip_p504.6.342.ip_&tt=11&bt=1&bts=1&zu=http%3A//www.acoustics.salford.ac.uk/acoustics_info/duck/%3Fcontent%3Dindex http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2003_season)#Does_a_Duck.27s_Quack_Ec ho.3F
Tokyo-Saint Posted 28 February, 2013 Posted 28 February, 2013 Sometimes I am playing with bearsy and he is putting down words like ***t or fiddilings but most of the time I am just cheating. I replace my **** letters I get dealt with TWYNDYLLYNGS, put that down, declare I have won and then f*ck off and doing something not so geeky (like play dungeons and dragons or read harry potter).
PhilippineSaint Posted 28 February, 2013 Posted 28 February, 2013 Sometimes I am playing with bearsy and he is putting down words like ***t or fiddilings but most of the time I am just cheating. I replace my **** letters I get dealt with TWYNDYLLYNGS, put that down, declare I have won and then f*ck off and doing something not so geeky (like play dungeons and dragons or read harry potter). Well that all right then but I am keeping the points
dubai_phil Posted 28 February, 2013 Posted 28 February, 2013 In May 2011, a resident of Dubai was arrested at Bangkok airport for attempting to smuggle a Bear as carry-on baggage onto a first class flight to Dubai. Bearsy. Why didn't you tell us you were in town? We could have got you an upgrade, didn't need to go to all that trouble
Tokyo-Saint Posted 28 February, 2013 Posted 28 February, 2013 Well that all right then but I am keeping the points Yeah of course, that's fine. Spudders can you arrange for these points to be taken from Bearsy rep points and given to Phil? Cheers
PhilippineSaint Posted 28 February, 2013 Posted 28 February, 2013 In May 2011, a resident of Dubai was arrested at Bangkok airport for attempting to smuggle a Bear as carry-on baggage onto a first class flight to Dubai. Bearsy. Why didn't you tell us you were in town? We could have got you an upgrade, didn't need to go to all that trouble Are you sure it wasn't a case of mistaken Identity and the Arabs wife had left her Burkha off?
Tokyo-Saint Posted 28 February, 2013 Posted 28 February, 2013 It's a myth, see 'Mythbusters'. http://urbanlegends.about.com/gi/o.htm?zi=1/XJ&zTi=1&sdn=urbanlegends&cdn=newsissues&tm=19&gps=394_48_1720_1131&f=10&su=p284.13.342.ip_p504.6.342.ip_&tt=11&bt=1&bts=1&zu=http%3A//www.acoustics.salford.ac.uk/acoustics_info/duck/%3Fcontent%3Dindex http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2003_season)#Does_a_Duck.27s_Quack_Ec ho.3F FFS whitey, can you stop busting my facts! It's like trying to tell a story on QI. Edit: I mean well done whitey you found the other deliberate mistake. Shame you were so wrong about the word one and missed Twtfflyings or whatever but you can have 1 reputation point for this one.
PhilippineSaint Posted 28 February, 2013 Posted 28 February, 2013 Yeah of course, that's fine. Spudders can you arrange for these points to be taken from Bearsy rep points and given to Phil? Cheers dont I get a 50 point bonus for using all the letters then ?
Tokyo-Saint Posted 28 February, 2013 Posted 28 February, 2013 Yeah whatever - as long as it comes off bear's total, it's fine by me. Speak to spudders about the finer details.
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