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Lawro starts well, praising us, then saying we will succumb to a 2 nil defeat. I have decided not to shave until he predicts us to win, so the beard is quite long now. Maybe the razor will be out next week when we entertain the mighty Rangers.

He often predicted us to win up until Christmas, but his prediction was wrong more often than not. If his predictions had been correct we would have been much higher up the table. But since Christmas he has changed his tactic and now predicts us to lose every game. All this proves is that he is absolutely useless at predicting, but not that he never predicts us to win. His comments and his predictions also do not correlate, he writes something and then his prediction completely contradicts his analysis. Just goes to prove he is a knob.

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He often predicted us to win up until Christmas, but his prediction was wrong more often than not. If his predictions had been correct we would have been much higher up the table. But since Christmas he has changed his tactic and now predicts us to lose every game. All this proves is that he is absolutely useless at predicting, but not that he never predicts us to win. His comments and his predictions also do not correlate, he writes something and then his prediction completely contradicts his analysis. Just goes to prove he is a knob.

 

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http://www.myfootballfacts.com/Mark_Lawrensons_Predictions_2012-13.html

 

would suggest he is not too far off (for us)

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This makes me so angry. Why does he hate us so much? If I ever see him I will be furious with him and I'll come straight onto Saintsweb and tell every what I would have said to him If I was brave enough. Just for once I want him to say nice things about us and that we will win, even if I think we will lose. I hate him.

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i was telling everyone earlier following statistical analysis that he's now tipped us to get beat in all five games since ponch was appointed. he maybe don't like ponch. To be fair tho, I'd probably of tipped us to get beat in three of them.

 

That would be a bit unfair from him to dislike someone nobody has ever heard of..... :)

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Not for one moment will I empathise with Lawro, but look back at some of the 'predictions' we've made on here.In reality it's very difficult to predict a football score.Win,lose or Draw are easier but even then we still get it wrong.

PS. I still don't like him because he always has a downer on Saints.

PPS. We will beat the Magpies on Sunday. There! I've just made a prediction I just hope I'm right!!!!

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:?

 

 

http://www.myfootballfacts.com/Mark_Lawrensons_Predictions_2012-13.html

 

would suggest he is not too far off (for us)

Just shows its all completely random for him, as I said before Christmas we were much higher on his predictions, now we are lower, he has no idea, just predicts us to win for many weeks, and then reaslises that we are doing as well as he thought, and then starts predicting us to lose, just when we start winning.

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The bookies think Lawro is right. When I checked in Coral earlier we were 5/2 and Newcastle 10/11

 

I don't see why the helmets on here get so upset about it. Saints have won twice away this season, Newcastle is not an easy place to go fro any club. 99% of neutrals would say they'd win.

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I don't see why the helmets on here get so upset about it. Saints have won twice away this season, Newcastle is not an easy place to go fro any club. 99% of neutrals would say they'd win.

 

This. Some of you act like whiny girls who needs to get compliments from their boyfriends to feel secure. Newcastle are favorites to win, and they should be. They are performing well lately and are at home. Give one reason why Lawro or anybody else should have us as winners?

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I don't see why the helmets on here get so upset about it. Saints have won twice away this season, Newcastle is not an easy place to go fro any club. 99% of neutrals would say they'd win.

 

Most bookies have it down as a draw. Think that's about right

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Hey Turdey, he was saying that he thinks it will be a draw, but its a tough call - probably because both teams are playing well and are in similar positions in the league. Its probably a fair comment, I think you can put your claws away. Its great having a forum friend isn't it! If I look like a ****, say anything ridiculous be sure to let me know wont you.

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The only admiration I have for Lawrenson is that for someone with no personality, whose own football career was so long ago that most fans have forgotten he ever played the game, is that he somehow persuades the BBC to pay him to do a very poor job. His predictions are no better than if you were to ask a little old lady in the street. They equate to the same outcome you would get from guesswork.

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Hey Turdey, he was saying that he thinks it will be a draw, but its a tough call - probably because both teams are playing well and are in similar positions in the league. Its probably a fair comment, I think you can put your claws away. Its great having a forum friend isn't it! If I look like a ****, say anything ridiculous be sure to let me know wont you.

 

You look like a ****.

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He couldn't tip an old woman out of a fookin wheelchair.......why anybody listens to that depressed old has been is still a wonder to me and why anybody still employs that knob using license payers money is beyond me.

 

Probably because mongboards all over the country are full of mugs like the ones on here whinging he didn't predict their brilliant team to win 8-0 that week and all going onto the BBC website to view his predictions.

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for someone so out of touch and wrong...how come we are only 3 points away from his prediction table..?

 

Well the truth behind that is at the beginning he was predicting us to win matches when we were losing a lot...

Lately he has us losing a lot when we have win or draws....

 

So, he is really wrong in his predictions but as we all now, two negatives equal one positive.....and that´s why his total sum of predictions are close....

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Well the truth behind that is at the beginning he was predicting us to win matches when we were losing a lot...

Lately he has us losing a lot when we have win or draws....

 

So, he is really wrong in his predictions but as we all now, two negatives equal one positive.....and that´s why his total sum of predictions are close....

 

But the planks on here don't want him to be right. Just to predict us winning every single match.

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Well that question was not what I was answering to....

 

 

How many people started threads about what an idiot ML is for predicting us winning all those games? Not many. Because its not the issue is it.

 

Dopey forum divs incapable of accepting anything other than "super Saints are simply super" from the media.

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for someone so out of touch and wrong...how come we are only 3 points away from his prediction table..?

 

 

Its 4 points actually and could be 7 points by Sunday evening.

 

According to him we would have a goal difference of minus 23 not minus 9.... hardly suggests an "expert" with his finger on the pulse.

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The only admiration I have for Lawrenson is that for someone with no personality, whose own football career was so long ago that most fans have forgotten he ever played the game, is that he somehow persuades the BBC to pay him to do a very poor job.

 

why anybody listens to that depressed old has been is still a wonder to me and why anybody still employs that knob using license payers money is beyond me.

 

These.

 

Wasn't it the Dead Ringers team who used to rip the plss out of his "deadpan" style? His imitator would be asked a question about some game, and respond by shrugging his shoulders and saying in an exaggeratedly bored voice "dont know, Gary...dont care....... no idea......dont give a toss really...."

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This clueless, out of touch tosser has only gone and correctly predicted the correct winner in every single game today. What on earth does this guy know, he's a complete div who's somehow managing to persuade the BBC to pay him to do a job, this guy couldn't tip an old lady out of a wheelchair, he's a complete knob and knows nothing.

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This clueless, out of touch tosser has only gone and correctly predicted the correct winner in every single game today. What on earth does this guy know, he's a complete div who's somehow managing to persuade the BBC to pay him to do a job, this guy couldn't tip an old lady out of a wheelchair, he's a complete knob and knows nothing.

 

Wow. You don't say.

 

There were really some easy games to predict today.

 

 

Top playing bottom and guess what - top won!!

Arsenal at home to Villa - Guess what . Arsenal won. The guy must be a genius for predicting that one.

West Brom (8th in the league) at home to Sunderland. (13 th) Who could have guessed that West Brom who have just won at Anfield would have won that!! I suppose it takes a real expert to predict that one.

Fulham v Stoke - Stoke have only won 1 away game all season. They have one of the worst away records in the league. Fancy. They lost at Fulham.

 

He may have got the scores correct but it was one of the easiest weekends of the season to predict - and it is pretty amazing that a so called "expert" didn't even get one correct score.

 

So when you call him a clueless, out of touch tosser (your words not mine) I think you are correct.

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Wow. You don't say.

 

There were really some easy games to predict today.

 

 

Top playing bottom and guess what - top won!!

Arsenal at home to Villa - Guess what . Arsenal won. The guy must be a genius for predicting that one.

West Brom (8th in the league) at home to Sunderland. (13 th) Who could have guessed that West Brom who have just won at Anfield would have won that!! I suppose it takes a real expert to predict that one.

Fulham v Stoke - Stoke have only won 1 away game all season. They have one of the worst away records in the league. Fancy. They lost at Fulham.

 

He may have got the scores correct but it was one of the easiest weekends of the season to predict - and it is pretty amazing that a so called "expert" didn't even get one correct score.

 

So when you call him a clueless, out of touch tosser (your words not mine) I think you are correct.

 

Quite, couldn't tip an old lady out of a wheelchair, except when the games are dead easy to predict, like Reading v Wigan and he gets all of them right.

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But he got every score wrong... and most of the results were easy to predict. Do you agree??

 

If he to every score right as well I'd get him to do my lottery numbers. There will be harder sets of fixtures to predict, he certainly did better than anyone on here and as someone that does accumulators every week there is usually at least one that you get wrong. To get every single one right is impressive, especially for someone that couldn't tip an old lady out of a wheelchair.

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If he to every score right as well I'd get him to do my lottery numbers. There will be harder sets of fixtures to predict, he certainly did better than anyone on here and as someone that does accumulators every week there is usually at least one that you get wrong. To get every single one right is impressive, especially for someone that couldn't tip an old lady out of a wheelchair.

 

3 games left of this round so big chance it will happen this time too, dont you think...?

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If he to every score right as well I'd get him to do my lottery numbers.

 

I never said that I expected him to get EVERTY score right. I would have thought that any so called expert who gets paid to predict scores on the BBC each week woud have been able to get ONE score right. Wouldn't you?

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I never said that I expected him to get EVERTY score right. I would have thought that any so called expert who gets paid to predict scores on the BBC each week woud have been able to get ONE score right. Wouldn't you?

 

No not really, I'd expect him to get more results correct than not, but not the score bang on, he's a football expert, not a fortune teller. Only one goal out on 4 of them though, impressive, round of applause for the clueless out of touch idiot.

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No not really, I'd expect him to get more results correct than not, but not the score bang on, he's a football expert, not a fortune teller.

 

If he is not expected to get the score correct, then why does he predict it? Why not just predict the result??

 

He certainly is not a fortune teller but he doesn't appear to be much of a pundit. No scores correct today & QPR in 7th place if his predictions were correct !!

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