Tokyo-Saint Posted 23 February, 2013 Share Posted 23 February, 2013 Bad dates? Many years back, in my youth I got to know a married couple who came into my local. He was a copper and she was a nurse. I've always had a thing for nurses so always got chatting as soon as they came in. After a while I got the impression she was game so managed to get her to agree for me to pop round when the old man was on shift. Anyway things went just as I hoped and it wasn't long before she was getting it good and proper. Just as I finished I heard a noise and looked round to see the old man in the wardrobe knocking one out. Wasn't going to hang around so grabbed clothes and legged it, fell down the stairs and broke 3 ribs. Never saw either of them again strangely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Kirkup Posted 23 February, 2013 Share Posted 23 February, 2013 Being thick - what's the reference? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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