Miltonroader07 Posted 17 February, 2013 Share Posted 17 February, 2013 Do you love me ????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 17 February, 2013 Share Posted 17 February, 2013 Without end. Don't try and leave. It's hard to find a corpse in the New Forest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 17 February, 2013 Share Posted 17 February, 2013 I prefer saintsboyinleeds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 17 February, 2013 Share Posted 17 February, 2013 Who are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
110_Persaint Posted 17 February, 2013 Share Posted 17 February, 2013 About as obnoxious a forum member as you can get. Still a Saints fan though, therefore I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 17 February, 2013 Share Posted 17 February, 2013 Best poster on SWF imo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 17 February, 2013 Share Posted 17 February, 2013 You owe me 1k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
110_Persaint Posted 17 February, 2013 Share Posted 17 February, 2013 Best poster on SWF imo Second only to you Glasgow, you're f**king awesome!! (serious) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 18 February, 2013 Share Posted 18 February, 2013 Do you love me ????? No, I don't swing that way (whichever sex you are!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 18 February, 2013 Share Posted 18 February, 2013 Alright milts you can have ur poll, but if u get less than 50% approval ratings ur being ostriched to the motoring forums. Justmikes - please facilitate these pollings asap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 18 February, 2013 Share Posted 18 February, 2013 Put me down as an undecided, ta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonroader07 Posted 18 February, 2013 Author Share Posted 18 February, 2013 ***** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonroader07 Posted 18 February, 2013 Author Share Posted 18 February, 2013 what was the deleted word five letters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 18 February, 2013 Share Posted 18 February, 2013 ***** 5 letters, let's play guess Milts word! Is it any of these: Pilot Crabs Bingo Robot Spunk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 18 February, 2013 Share Posted 18 February, 2013 Definitely in my top 10 skates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
110_Persaint Posted 18 February, 2013 Share Posted 18 February, 2013 Definitely in my top 10 skates. Uncalled for. Very difficult to get past the weeks-long new member investigation and background checks. This is a skate-free zone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 19 February, 2013 Share Posted 19 February, 2013 I'll be the judge of that.... When did you slip in? Was I in Japan at the time? Did anyone do the prper dune checks on you, picture of thatcher, top 10 colonial holiday spots etc? Bletch/bear what happened in my absence? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 19 February, 2013 Share Posted 19 February, 2013 The bigger question about Persaint is how come he's only on about 140 posts when he's posting every flippin where! He's been posting like a bazillion posts a day for the last couple weeks! Re Milts I'm gonna meet up for a beer with him at some point, so I'll let you know if he's covered in tattoos and carrying a bell, but I reckon he's one of us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonroader07 Posted 19 February, 2013 Author Share Posted 19 February, 2013 The word was ***** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 19 February, 2013 Share Posted 19 February, 2013 that was gonna be my next guess! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 19 February, 2013 Share Posted 19 February, 2013 Re Milts I'm gonna meet up for a beer with him at some point, so I'll let you know if he's covered in tattoos and carrying a bell, but I reckon he's one of us When you meet him, ask why he signs off his pmails with "Play Up Saints". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 20 February, 2013 Share Posted 20 February, 2013 I'll be the judge of that.... When did you slip in? Was I in Japan at the time? Did anyone do the prper dune checks on you, picture of thatcher, top 10 colonial holiday spots etc? Bletch/bear what happened in my absence? Well Toke, a couple of things happened whilst you were away munching on fish, getting crabs and then eating them. Firstly, The Muppet Show was a vibrant and truly hilarious place full of collegiate back-slapping, bon-homie and devoid of your patented brand of anti-taxi-driver hatred. We achieved this with the connivance of the TMS-friendly Mods who kept certain things hidden from you. You know that feeling when you went back to school after the long holidays, and you felt that everyone else had been in regular contact with each other, and that only you had been excluded from the fun? No? Just me? Oh, well. Anyway, each day the TMS massive waited until you had gone to Tokyo-beddy-byes, at which point we created countless threads that would have made the Gods laugh, and one or two that came close to transgressing the nipple law. The Bear was holding court and was a nett 13% funnier than you (well a 14.94% increase actually), and we all had a lovely time. The clever bit was that after we'd had our fill, these ephemeral threads were deleted by the Mods, so that when you rubbed your fish-smelling fingers into your sleepy dust eyes the next Tokyo morning, it just looked like so much tumble weed in TMS. The second thing that happened whilst you were were travelling eponomy, was that the Bear frisked a couple of new posters. We've both seen him do it before. No real intention of uncovering the new Dune, just an excuse to frisk the newcomer whilst taking just a tad too long over the genital and cavity search. I don't remember the details of the 110_Persaint frisk. Ask the Bear, he was the one that grabbed 110_Persaint's forum-cock. So do you think that Dune's come back to play? I must admit, 110_Persaint's use of the hyphen appears to rival even my own over-use. For all Dune's narcissism, fascism, capitalism, and hate-gism, he could write proper. So from now on I'll keep a close eye on 110_Persaint's colon. Ba doom tish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 20 February, 2013 Share Posted 20 February, 2013 bletch, I thought we all agreed never to tell Tokyo about this? Keep an eye on Persaints post count too, he's always posting but it only goes up one post for about every ten posts made! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 20 February, 2013 Share Posted 20 February, 2013 Hi bletch As usual I drifted off about half way through all of that and started thinking of grabbing crabs and stuff. Then I started to wonder if we will ever hear Turkish's prison stories, was he the daddy, did he get to meet the daddy, did he share a cell with fletch etc etc. The taxi driver stuff sounds sh!t though. Who would not want to wind up an angry taxi driver trying to sell an over priced phone? Especially one that is so temperamental. Obviously you can see that I don't really care about the phone price or the capitalist society or whatever, I am not Thom Yorke FFS. I just got involved with the other members of the A-team for lols as he was so angry. Internet anger is the funniest kind of anger, I am sure you will agree. I find it hard to believe your fantesy about the muppet show being great in my absence and this all happening at night. You see, the jet lag hit me hard this time and I was mainly awake at night, creeping around like an ill advised South African's girlfriend. I was able to log on now and again and all I saw was people recording their favourite pie or thing they like to put on toast, like some kind of strange food census the masses were falling over each other to have their entry logged and on display (thought you'd like that bit - now I know where your mind is wandering to). In short the place is falling apart. It is so quiet, I'd even be up for one of your word games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 20 February, 2013 Share Posted 20 February, 2013 In short the place is falling apart. It is so quiet, I'd even be up for one of your word games. I'm on here less now I have a job again, bad times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 20 February, 2013 Share Posted 20 February, 2013 When is your date with milts spudders? Do you usually put on on the 1st date or wait until he cooks for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonroader07 Posted 20 February, 2013 Author Share Posted 20 February, 2013 I am not an easy lay as the chicken said to the coconut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 20 February, 2013 Share Posted 20 February, 2013 Wouldn't it be the other way around milts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 20 February, 2013 Share Posted 20 February, 2013 Nothing arranged yet, he's just worn me down with all his grooming PMs so I'll probably go for a babycham after a home game when it's a bit warmer and we can sit in a beer garden in the forest and enjoy the sounds of the birds signing (plus the forest is a good place for Milts to dispose of my dead corpse). As for putting out on first date it depends on how much coke's been blown up my arse, or how much rohypnol I've consumed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 20 February, 2013 Share Posted 20 February, 2013 By the sounds of things a coconut is going to lay a chicken... What's with all these bear tributes? Is he dead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 20 February, 2013 Share Posted 20 February, 2013 I don't think he's dead. Do you think that our pictures might cause his death though? I may change mine if that's the case, is that how it works? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 20 February, 2013 Share Posted 20 February, 2013 I am not an easy lay as the chicken said to the coconut Couple of roofies will see to that, although I think Spudders is more the sort of person to threaten you with a ball point pen Goodfellas style.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 20 February, 2013 Share Posted 20 February, 2013 I've never seen a pizza threaten anyone with a pen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 20 February, 2013 Share Posted 20 February, 2013 I don't think he's dead. Do you think that our pictures might cause his death though? I may change mine if that's the case, is that how it works? I am not sure, I am seriously worried about MLG though. He hasn't been seen since his last argument with Turkish, not here, not on twitter, not on any random architectural forum nothin'. How long do we have to wait until we can apply for the position of saints researcher for football manager. I reckon I should get the gig and don't want to miss the boat, I'd make us sh!t hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 20 February, 2013 Share Posted 20 February, 2013 I've never seen a pizza threaten anyone with a pen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 20 February, 2013 Share Posted 20 February, 2013 I've never seen a pizza threaten anyone with a pen? Seriously, I was down the high street the other day and this bloke dressed as a pizza wanted to ask me some questions, I told him to fark off and he got right ****ty with me, pointing his pen at me and all. He got so upset his stuffed crust started leaking!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 20 February, 2013 Share Posted 20 February, 2013 Deep pan or thin and crispy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 20 February, 2013 Share Posted 20 February, 2013 Deep pan or thin and crispy? Do you get stuffed crust in thin and crispy pizzas in the land of the Ronin?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 20 February, 2013 Share Posted 20 February, 2013 You can get anything you like. We ordered last month and while looking at the menu I saw something you would never see here - suggested servicing. It had large pizza - would feed 3-4 people. Now although some law may or may not force them to put something similar over here I could never see a pizza company suggesting that any single pizza would serve 4 people. Anyway, the in-laws took this as gospel, ordered one large pizza between the 4 of us (2 slices each) and we all went to bed hungry - the Japanese way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 20 February, 2013 Share Posted 20 February, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 20 February, 2013 Share Posted 20 February, 2013 See that is more like it. What I forgot to mention as well is that a large Japanese pizza is about the size of a medium one here. Anyone, best get back on topic or turkish will be over here with his eating deficiency saying people shouldn't eat pizza even on holiday. BTW - that looks like a stuff crust thin and crispy or at least room enough for some crust stuffing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 20 February, 2013 Share Posted 20 February, 2013 That is not a goodfellas pizza, stay on pizza topic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 20 February, 2013 Share Posted 20 February, 2013 Here you go spudders - here is some Japanese pizza strangeness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 20 February, 2013 Share Posted 20 February, 2013 Why is this pizza not being held by twin teenage Japanese girls with pigtails? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 20 February, 2013 Share Posted 20 February, 2013 Yeah it is more or less, I just cropped it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 20 February, 2013 Share Posted 20 February, 2013 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 20 February, 2013 Share Posted 20 February, 2013 Hmm, pizza porn...(I would suggest *NOT* doing a google image search that whilst at work in view of your female boss, unless she's a fitteh and puts out...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 20 February, 2013 Share Posted 20 February, 2013 lols - just done that very search. There seems to be a whole subculture of people putting their knobs through the middle of pizzas and then getting blond birds to suck on it (the knob not the pizza). This seems like a waste of pizza to me but maybe that is because we have been speaking about pizza for ages, it's almost lunch time and I am hungry. What's the deal with the knob pizza people? What kind of depraved sick twisted individual does this? Bear - why does this happen? Here is a picture of a woman with pizza on here. I think the knob pizza shots would get infractions so will PM someone else to do this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 20 February, 2013 Share Posted 20 February, 2013 I just did the same search and thought the same thing about it being a waste, but then I thought maybe they do the filming out the back of pizza hut and the pizzas are used afterwards and served to customers who ask for extra cheese? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 20 February, 2013 Share Posted 20 February, 2013 lols - just done that very search. There seems to be a whole subculture of people putting their knobs through the middle of pizzas and then getting blond birds to suck on it (the knob not the pizza). This seems like a waste of pizza to me but maybe that is because we have been speaking about pizza for ages, it's almost lunch time and I am hungry. What's the deal with the knob pizza people? What kind of depraved sick twisted individual does this? Bear - why does this happen? Here is a picture of a woman with pizza on here. I think the knob pizza shots would get infractions so will PM someone else to do this. I was going to post the second image that presented itself until I noticed that the "pizza" had a "tear" in the middle of it, I don't want another permanent infraction thank you very much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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