Tom8558 Posted 15 February, 2013 Share Posted 15 February, 2013 Quite frankly, if we are going to make a premier league impression the first thing to do is replace paper towels with these: Either Cortese should go or we should invest in these. I can't see any alternative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 15 February, 2013 Share Posted 15 February, 2013 Paper towels are more hygienic. They don't blow bacteria around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 15 February, 2013 Share Posted 15 February, 2013 (edited) this is a good point also, we need nigerians in the loos to offer deodorant services Edited 15 February, 2013 by Thedelldays Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
110_Persaint Posted 15 February, 2013 Share Posted 15 February, 2013 I'd rather Cortese out tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 15 February, 2013 Share Posted 15 February, 2013 this is a good point also, we need nigerians in the loos to offer deodorant services And some Eastern European migrants to offer a car cleaning sevice for a £1 whilst paying the car parking charges at St Mary's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
for_heaven's_Saint Posted 15 February, 2013 Share Posted 15 February, 2013 How would we wave them in protest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 15 February, 2013 Share Posted 15 February, 2013 How do I blow my nose in one of those things, I'd look a right div trying to get my head in there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elias Posted 15 February, 2013 Share Posted 15 February, 2013 this is a good point also, we need nigerians in the loos to offer deodorant services 'No splash, no gash'.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 15 February, 2013 Share Posted 15 February, 2013 Paper towels are more hygienic. They don't blow bacteria around. In my experience the paper towels don't even last until kick-off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 15 February, 2013 Share Posted 15 February, 2013 'No splash, no gash'.... no spray, no lay don't be silly, wash your willy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 15 February, 2013 Share Posted 15 February, 2013 They're not cheap and easily vandalised, but I do love them. It would be nice not to have to rub my wet hands on some random blokes coat hood to dry my hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo78 Posted 15 February, 2013 Share Posted 15 February, 2013 Liam Lawrence could be selling soap in the loos... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobM Posted 15 February, 2013 Share Posted 15 February, 2013 'No splash, no gash'.... My favourite quote was "splash, splash and one for the gash" as he gave me a squirt on my chest and then between the legs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guan 2.0 Posted 15 February, 2013 Share Posted 15 February, 2013 My favourite quote was "splash, splash and one for the gash" as he gave me a squirt on my chest and then between the legs! And then he sprayed some aftershave on you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobM Posted 15 February, 2013 Share Posted 15 February, 2013 And then he sprayed some aftershave on you? No idea, I couldn't see, his aim was terrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huffton Posted 15 February, 2013 Share Posted 15 February, 2013 Liam Lawrence could be selling soap in the loos... Would be a massive step up for him, to be fair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Boy Saint Posted 15 February, 2013 Share Posted 15 February, 2013 Turning the hot water on to come out of the Hot taps would be a treat, the last few weeks in the Chapel facilities it has been like an away fan with cold from both taps!! Then no Ketchup for your hot dog, sorry hot Puppy, and increasingly smaller cups of coffee: methinks with the increasingly shoddy concourse customer service Dyson air blades are in the "not in this Millenium" category. HTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GAS Posted 15 February, 2013 Share Posted 15 February, 2013 Yeh, I really fancy queuing for 10 mins to dry my hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 15 February, 2013 Share Posted 15 February, 2013 Should be employing the youth team to dry our hands for us. Show 'em it's not all easy street to big footy bucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chocco boxo Posted 15 February, 2013 Share Posted 15 February, 2013 Always find of rendition of Adam Lallana he plays on the right...... etc is a good way of drying them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aintforever Posted 16 February, 2013 Share Posted 16 February, 2013 'No splash, no gash'.... 'No armani, no punani' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 16 February, 2013 Share Posted 16 February, 2013 Also the ones in the OP picture have blue on them, we'd need red & white ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 16 February, 2013 Share Posted 16 February, 2013 this is a good point also, we need nigerians in the loos to offer deodorant services I am ashamed to say that whenever confronted by one of these individuals, my response is straight out of Sid the Sexist from Viz. "The p!ss comes out of the end of my nob. Not the f**king sides" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delboy Dave Posted 16 February, 2013 Share Posted 16 February, 2013 The simple solution here is to do as i do, and not wash your hands. The bacteria and all that is good for your immune system! An besides, assuming you've had a shower that day it's only your own nob you've touched Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elias Posted 16 February, 2013 Share Posted 16 February, 2013 no spray, no lay don't be silly, wash your willy My favourite quote was "splash, splash and one for the gash" as he gave me a squirt on my chest and then between the legs! 'No armani, no punani' These Nigerian toilet gnomes are fantastic lyricists aren't they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 16 February, 2013 Share Posted 16 February, 2013 The simple solution here is to do as i do, and not wash your hands. The bacteria and all that is good for your immune system! An besides, assuming you've had a shower that day it's only your own nob you've touched Remind me not to shake hands with you. (I might not have washed mine either) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustMike Posted 16 February, 2013 Share Posted 16 February, 2013 Quite frankly, if we are going to make a premier league impression the first thing to do is replace paper towels with these: Either Cortese should go or we should invest in these. I can't see any alternative. you wasted one of your daily posts on this???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rooney Posted 16 February, 2013 Share Posted 16 February, 2013 Turning the hot water on to come out of the Hot taps would be a treat, the last few weeks in the Chapel facilities it has been like an away fan with cold from both taps!! HTH When did you previously wash your hands in the Chapel John Boy? We have had cold water coming out of the hot tap for the last 3 seasons! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cricketphilly Posted 17 February, 2013 Share Posted 17 February, 2013 As my dear old dad always said. Don't **** on yer hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackie@home Posted 17 February, 2013 Share Posted 17 February, 2013 Last 2 home games the paper towels have run out before the start of the game in the Kingsland ladies, and not been refilled at half-time. Perhaps somebody ought to receive the Cortese hairdryer treatment! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomobz Posted 17 February, 2013 Share Posted 17 February, 2013 These Nigerian toilet gnomes are fantastic lyricists aren't they? No Davidoff, no suckioff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockhill Posted 17 February, 2013 Share Posted 17 February, 2013 Quite frankly, if we are going to make a premier league impression the first thing to do is replace paper towels with these: Either Cortese should go or we should invest in these. I can't see any alternative. Thats so yesterday http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21323365 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elias Posted 17 February, 2013 Share Posted 17 February, 2013 No Davidoff, no suckioff. No joop , no hoop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 17 February, 2013 Share Posted 17 February, 2013 No joop , no hoop. No F.C.U.K, no...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kwsaint Posted 10 January, 2014 Share Posted 10 January, 2014 I'm still waiting for these... what's going on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalek2003 Posted 10 January, 2014 Share Posted 10 January, 2014 Can't remember there was anything to dry your hands with in the Archers Road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adrian lord Posted 10 January, 2014 Share Posted 10 January, 2014 Can't remember there was anything to dry your hands with in the Archers Road. What was the point of washing your hands when you were already covered in gob spat over from the away pens? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 10 January, 2014 Share Posted 10 January, 2014 No joop , no hoop. I read that as "No joop, no poop" and thought they were really playing hardball... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted 10 January, 2014 Share Posted 10 January, 2014 no spray, no lay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horley CTFC Saint Posted 10 January, 2014 Share Posted 10 January, 2014 Quite frankly, if we are going to make a premier league impression the first thing to do is replace paper towels with these: Either Cortese should go or we should invest in these. I can't see any alternative. How is that gonna help me blow my nose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted 10 January, 2014 Share Posted 10 January, 2014 Paper towels are more hygienic. They don't blow bacteria around. Urgh, seriously?? I'd rather not wash my hands and/or use my jeans to dry than use those grim towels ... oh, you said paper towels, sorry, I first read that as "towels" thinking you meant the cloth pull towel thing. I've no idea why I'm still typing, but I am going to keep typing and press "post reply" anyway. Go me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalek2003 Posted 10 January, 2014 Share Posted 10 January, 2014 What was the point of washing your hands when you were already covered in gob spat over from the away pens? Pure nostalgia LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 10 January, 2014 Share Posted 10 January, 2014 (edited) Urgh, seriously?? I'd rather not wash my hands and/or use my jeans to dry than use those grim towels ... oh, you said paper towels, sorry, I first read that as "towels" thinking you meant the cloth pull towel thing. I've no idea why I'm still typing, but I am going to keep typing and press "post reply" anyway. Go me. Good work lad, have a sugar cube! Really, thankyou for actually making me laugh in this dismal place. Edited 11 January, 2014 by Colinjb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yellow&blue Posted 11 January, 2014 Share Posted 11 January, 2014 I read the title of this thread and thought that Dyson Airblades could easily be the name of a Jamaican left winger that we might be interested in signing now that the transfer window is open........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 11 January, 2014 Share Posted 11 January, 2014 They're not cheap and easily vandalised, but I do love them. It would be nice not to have to rub my wet hands on some random blokes coat hood to dry my hands. Always with the negative waves Moriarity.... Cost? No problem. There's a nice line in Chinese Fake Airblades available these days. I'm sure one of our #GLOBALSFC team can find a supplier & give NC an offer he cannot refuse This one in Vietnam worked perfectly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Garrett Posted 11 January, 2014 Share Posted 11 January, 2014 Wasn't this one of the things Glasgow was ITK about? These being fitted for the start of the season... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaneNero Posted 11 January, 2014 Share Posted 11 January, 2014 lol this is a good point also, we need nigerians in the loos to offer deodorant services Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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