St Lej Posted 15 February, 2013 Posted 15 February, 2013 I'll start us off.....(just a bit of fun) 1. Teams above us are generally worse than us and will always be more likely than us to go down. 2. If we're on a bad run, any player who is injured during that period is suddenly our best player and it's his absense that is causing our bad form. 3. Negative news stories are false, positive news stories are true. end of. 4. Tadanari Lee must be forever held in high esteem for looking fairly decent in 4-5 games in the championship and for scoring the 4th goal in a 4-0 win over Derby. He'd be awesome in the prem! 5. We must react to a non first team player being shipped out on loan to someone in a lower league by sating the following "Good move for him, about his level" 6....???
Olallana Posted 15 February, 2013 Posted 15 February, 2013 Every signing we make is a statement of intent?
Thedelldays Posted 15 February, 2013 Posted 15 February, 2013 Young players at saints will only improve Whilst young players at other clubs are donkeys
Saint Charlie Posted 15 February, 2013 Posted 15 February, 2013 Although football is a results game and our results last two and a half years couldn't have been better, the Chairman is "nasty" which makes it all worthless.
Dig Dig Posted 15 February, 2013 Posted 15 February, 2013 Most people don't have a ****ing clue what they are on about.
CB Saint Posted 15 February, 2013 Posted 15 February, 2013 It is not possible for guly to do anything right.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 15 February, 2013 Posted 15 February, 2013 Former players can do no wrong - unless of course they are still playing. Those ones can **** off and are bound to score against us.
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 15 February, 2013 Posted 15 February, 2013 I'll start us off.....(just a bit of fun) 1. Teams above us are generally worse than us and will always be more likely than us to go down. 2. If we're on a bad run, any player who is injured during that period is suddenly our best player and it's his absense that is causing our bad form. 3. Negative news stories are false, positive news stories are true. end of. 4. Tadanari Lee must be forever held in high esteem for looking fairly decent in 4-5 games in the championship and for scoring the 4th goal in a 4-0 win over Derby. He'd be awesome in the prem! 5. We must react to a non first team player being shipped out on loan to someone in a lower league by sating the following "Good move for him, about his level" 6....??? This is equally true the other way, well anything positive is merely 'propaganda', whereas anything negative about the club, or management is true and shows that Cortese is in fact the devil incarnate.
Thedelldays Posted 15 February, 2013 Posted 15 February, 2013 Walcott should have stayed at saints. And gone on a league 1 journey with us instead of the champions league
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 15 February, 2013 Posted 15 February, 2013 Despite coming out of every transfer window since the takeover a stronger side than we entered it, we are useless at transfers, unable to do more than one deal at a time, and deliberately fart about with our fingers up our arses until the last week.
pingwing Posted 15 February, 2013 Posted 15 February, 2013 Pace is always the best option. The front sweeper is the key to all formations and our inability to deploy Seaborne or Richardson in such a position is why we are 15th
Bearsy Posted 15 February, 2013 Posted 15 February, 2013 If one person says something dumb on there, that is evidence that everyone on here is dumb.
trousers Posted 15 February, 2013 Posted 15 February, 2013 (edited) West Ham have as much chance of being relegated as Man Utd. Other than that I already know everything else. Edited 15 February, 2013 by trousers
Window Cleaner Posted 15 February, 2013 Posted 15 February, 2013 (edited) Pace is always the best option. The front sweeper is the key to all formations and our inability to deploy Seaborne or Richardson in such a position is why we are 15th not to mention not signing Brian Howard, Ryan Harley or some ginger haired rat on stilts from Millwall who's name I can't recall. Bestest players in the world, far better than any of ours. Edited 15 February, 2013 by Window Cleaner
Guan 2.0 Posted 15 February, 2013 Posted 15 February, 2013 No-one you know 'in the real world' will ever have the opinion of the majority of people who disagree with you on this board. And not because you choose to socialise with those whose personalities and opinions compliment (if not mirror), your own, but because the 'other side' on this board are wrong about everything. Obviously.
Baldbarbarian Posted 15 February, 2013 Posted 15 February, 2013 6. Saints Web is often referred to as a mong board by some
sussexsaint Posted 15 February, 2013 Posted 15 February, 2013 7. The longer a thread continues (ie past about 9 posts) the more likley it is to dissolve into a slagging match between a few regular posters, by the time it reaches 3 pages there will have been accusations of being skates and at least one reference to Skacel
norwaysaint Posted 15 February, 2013 Posted 15 February, 2013 It's written into Guly's contract that he must play at least 15 minutes of every game (although fair enough to turkish for admitting he got that one wrong).
norwaysaint Posted 15 February, 2013 Posted 15 February, 2013 There is no irony in referring to other people as "the forum elite" or talking about how stupid what "everyone on here" thinks, despite having over fifteen thousand posts on here.
Prince Jazzbo Posted 15 February, 2013 Posted 15 February, 2013 Any pundit/journalist/ex player that says something positive about us in the media. Its compulsory to say 'good bloke, I always liked him, knows what he's talking about If they say anything negative its compulsory to say 'I've never liked him, he's always been anti saints, he's talking $%^$*' etc.
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 15 February, 2013 Posted 15 February, 2013 It's written into Guly's contract that he must play at least 15 minutes of every game (although fair enough to turkish for admitting he got that one wrong). admitting he made it up.
Barney Trubble Posted 15 February, 2013 Posted 15 February, 2013 It's deemed appropriate to be bloody minded, and even when some have backed themselves into a corner, it's better to argue black is white and white is black, instead of saying you got it wrong.Myths, such as:1) We always concede late goals2) We always have anti-Southampton referees3) We never have the rub of the green4) We always screw it up5) Every football stadium in the world seems to have been erected by builders who have buried a saints shirt underneath the pitch6) The Illluminati are conspiring against us on MoTD7) We never win on TV8) We can't sing 'OWTSGMI' in synch on match days9) It was never like this at the Dell10) Cortese is the son of Lucifer
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 15 February, 2013 Posted 15 February, 2013 Some posters try to mask their racist and xenophobic traits through the irrational hatred of some individuals.
rshephard3 Posted 15 February, 2013 Posted 15 February, 2013 That many believe we can fill a 50,000 seater week in week out.. You know who you are!
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 15 February, 2013 Posted 15 February, 2013 If MLT said Cortese was an 8ft tall African tribesman, and placing a vodoo curse on all those that attend St. Mary's it would be true, and anyone that dared question this is guilty of treating the almighty with an unfathomable lack of respect.
Saint Charlie Posted 15 February, 2013 Posted 15 February, 2013 Often the people with the strongest and most repeated opinions have the least knowledge and understanding.
ottery st mary Posted 15 February, 2013 Posted 15 February, 2013 He is useless and will never make a Premiership footballer......Lambert. Fonte Puncheon Shaw Davis Rodriguez Lallana Clyne Cork Morgan Yoshida Boruc Some posters have stated this same sentence in respect of everyone of the above named players. I have learnt that we are best seving the Saints Web forum and leaving the selection of Saints sides to the real experts.
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 15 February, 2013 Posted 15 February, 2013 Cortese is a bad, bad man, yet no-one has the balls to tell us exactly why...
shurlock Posted 15 February, 2013 Posted 15 February, 2013 Like the falling tree in the forest, it's possible to be shouted down in cyberspace.
Wes Tender Posted 15 February, 2013 Posted 15 February, 2013 6. Saints Web is often referred to as a mong board by some And that those who describe it as such are the biggest mongs of all.
Appy Posted 15 February, 2013 Posted 15 February, 2013 Rickie Lambert has a lover called Roger and has ****ed off someone called The9.
SaintBobby Posted 15 February, 2013 Posted 15 February, 2013 We should serously consider playing someone in the key role of forward sweeper.
MongoNeil Posted 15 February, 2013 Posted 15 February, 2013 The media/ BBC have an anti-Saints agenda.
Saint Charlie Posted 15 February, 2013 Posted 15 February, 2013 Cortese is a bad, bad man, yet no-one has the balls to tell us exactly why... Its because he is "nasty". SWF would rather have a "nice" Chairman but stay in L1 where everyone enjoys it more and feels close to the club watching talents of the ilk of Neal Trotman and Dany "Keep Them" N'Guessan
doughnutman Posted 15 February, 2013 Posted 15 February, 2013 That our League One team could have taken on the England team at the time and that KD should have been one of the keepers called up for the World Cup. That Lambert was better than Torres (actually that one may well be true now, but at the time the Statement was made it seemed pretty laughable)
SNOWY Posted 15 February, 2013 Posted 15 February, 2013 The board is made up of Cortese nuthuggers or Cortese haters; There is no middle ground.
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 15 February, 2013 Posted 15 February, 2013 Players should be judged solely on their first 5 minutes for the team, and the sole basis for formulating an opinion should be how much they run around.
Bucks Saint Posted 15 February, 2013 Posted 15 February, 2013 Posters who post comments you don't agree with are complete morons, and their opinions are worthless.
Window Cleaner Posted 15 February, 2013 Posted 15 February, 2013 Posters who post comments you don't agree with are complete morons, and their opinions are worthless. didn't Oscar Wilde already tell us that ?
simo Posted 15 February, 2013 Posted 15 February, 2013 An English teacher is never far away to correct your grammar spelling and punctuation!
richardc Posted 15 February, 2013 Posted 15 February, 2013 that the number of posts inversely correlates to IQ levels By judging the success of 'lets get a song going for .................... that this forum does not represent anyone who actually attends St Mary's
Bucks Saint Posted 15 February, 2013 Posted 15 February, 2013 didn't Oscar Wilde already tell us that ? No. You're a moron and have nothing useful to add
Bucks Saint Posted 15 February, 2013 Posted 15 February, 2013 Not attending matches or watching streams of them has no bearing on your ability to know exactly what the teams needs
Bearsy Posted 15 February, 2013 Posted 15 February, 2013 An English teacher is never far away to correct your grammar spelling and punctuation! hi u is mising a commer their between grandma and spellin
Colinjb Posted 15 February, 2013 Posted 15 February, 2013 He who shouts loudest, regardless of fact, evidence and contradiction, is right.
Turkish Posted 15 February, 2013 Posted 15 February, 2013 It's written into Guly's contract that he must play at least 15 minutes of every game (although fair enough to turkish for admitting he got that one wrong). made it up in fact.
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