Guided Missile Posted 14 February, 2013 Share Posted 14 February, 2013 Mistook her for an intruder and shot her twice. Yeah, right... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawillwill Posted 14 February, 2013 Share Posted 14 February, 2013 Considering nobody really knows anything yet, BBC Breakfast news are really over doing the story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 14 February, 2013 Share Posted 14 February, 2013 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/othersports/article-2278472/Oscar-Pistorius-girlfriend-dead.html#axzz2KlSCNReq Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 14 February, 2013 Share Posted 14 February, 2013 He is going to need a better cover story than that or he won't have a leg to stand on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sussexsaint Posted 14 February, 2013 Share Posted 14 February, 2013 In retrospect, probably better just to have come clean and admit you forgot it was Valentines Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutch Posted 14 February, 2013 Share Posted 14 February, 2013 (edited) I lived in Silver Lakes until about a year ago. I live about a mile away now, but I didn't hear nuffink. Honest. p.s. Silver Lakes is a very highly patrolled gated security estate. Burglaries are EXTREMELY rare. Just saying, like. Edited 14 February, 2013 by hutch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFrost Posted 14 February, 2013 Share Posted 14 February, 2013 He is going to need a better cover story than that or he won't have a leg to stand on. It took 4 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 14 February, 2013 Share Posted 14 February, 2013 @TelegraphNews: Oscar Pistorius has been charged with murder, South African police have confirmed. All the latest here: http://t.co/bVHPT1lO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skintsaint Posted 14 February, 2013 Share Posted 14 February, 2013 heard he was legless when it happened.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Posted 14 February, 2013 Share Posted 14 February, 2013 If he competes again, the flashbacks he has when the starting pistol goes off will be horrific Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjsaint Posted 14 February, 2013 Share Posted 14 February, 2013 The lawyers' fees will cost him an arm and a... never mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pressingon Posted 14 February, 2013 Share Posted 14 February, 2013 Apparently his defence team are stumped... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 14 February, 2013 Share Posted 14 February, 2013 Apparently this came after months of systematic abuse, Oscar was heard to say "I just felt as though I was unable to stand-up to her"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guided Missile Posted 14 February, 2013 Author Share Posted 14 February, 2013 I always thought he was a low down bum. (I'll get me coat...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 14 February, 2013 Share Posted 14 February, 2013 It took 4 posts Hey, don't shoot the messenger! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Tone Posted 14 February, 2013 Share Posted 14 February, 2013 I wonder if O.J. Simpson's lawyer is available? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 14 February, 2013 Share Posted 14 February, 2013 There's the basis of a "joke" in this story involving shooting in a girlfriend's face on Valentine's Day. I hope that this thread doesn't head that way. From an interview with South African police on sky... They are saying that Pistorious has asked to be taken to court immediately. Not sure of the significance of this. Police will be opposing bail but won't comment why. Police also stressing that the stories of an alleged break-in or burglary did not come from them. Police have investigated previous allegations of domestic incidents at the home of Pistorious. No reports of forced entry by on-site security. Hmmm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 14 February, 2013 Share Posted 14 February, 2013 Hi B!tch, I mean erm babe. Yeah sorry about the argument last night. Yeah, you were right of course as always. Yeah, yeah honestly I do think it is a bad idea to have sex more than once a month and your mother was probably right about me. Of course women do driver better than men sorry 'bout shouting when you crashed my car while parking, it is hard to work out all the mirrors and stuff, especially while speaking on the phone and doing your make up. Erm hey listen, why don't you come over tonight and I'll make it up to you, nice candle lit dinner or something? Yeah? Great! I have been having a bit of trouble with the front door so why not just come straight round the back, I'll leave the back window open. Don't worry about the lights being off, that will be because of the candle lit dinner. See you at about 10? Ok better shoot, I am off down the firing range. See you tonight. Love you! Bye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 14 February, 2013 Share Posted 14 February, 2013 I'm surprised he didn't blade her!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anothersaintinsouthsea Posted 14 February, 2013 Share Posted 14 February, 2013 and he had such a spring in his step the other day.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints-cris Posted 14 February, 2013 Share Posted 14 February, 2013 He lives in a house with armed guards, and he took it to himself to shoot an intruder. Seems a little off to me, personally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suomi Saint Posted 14 February, 2013 Share Posted 14 February, 2013 A Police spokesman has stated that Oscar's actions have placed him "out on a limb." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 14 February, 2013 Share Posted 14 February, 2013 He lives in a house with armed guards, and he took it to himself to shoot an intruder. Seems a little off to me, personally. It's South Africa, world's murder capital; For a tenner he could have got a taxi driver to do it for him so therefore it must be an accident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anothersaintinsouthsea Posted 14 February, 2013 Share Posted 14 February, 2013 rose are red, violets are glorious, don't ever surprise, oscar pistorius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 14 February, 2013 Share Posted 14 February, 2013 Bet he is hopping mad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anothersaintinsouthsea Posted 14 February, 2013 Share Posted 14 February, 2013 some good gags on twitter. Frankie Boyle saying that he's add a new record to his CV - worst valentine's present ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimond Geezer Posted 14 February, 2013 Share Posted 14 February, 2013 Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Never sneak up, On Oscar Pistorious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tttdcs Posted 14 February, 2013 Share Posted 14 February, 2013 Watching sky sports I cannot believe how much information the Police are giving out already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingeletiss Posted 14 February, 2013 Share Posted 14 February, 2013 Oscar Pistorious brings a whole new meaning to "taking your girlfriend out" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 14 February, 2013 Share Posted 14 February, 2013 It's South Africa, world's murder capital; For a tenner he could have got a taxi driver to do it for him so therefore it must be an accident. He could be a closet skate though. They'd never be able to think of that either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 14 February, 2013 Share Posted 14 February, 2013 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/index.html Just yesterday Miss Steenkamp tweeted excitedly about her plans for a Valentine's Day surprise. Well, she didn't see that one coming that's f'sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baj Posted 14 February, 2013 Share Posted 14 February, 2013 I didn't think their relationship had legs anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trader Posted 14 February, 2013 Share Posted 14 February, 2013 Surely Oscar can't be the first person to wake up legless on Valentine's Day and shoot all over his girlfriend's face whilst imagining she is someone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 14 February, 2013 Share Posted 14 February, 2013 People with disabilities make up in other ways. He was short in the leg department, but he was heavily armed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 14 February, 2013 Share Posted 14 February, 2013 Police believe the weapon used was a Starting Pistol, leading to them believe it is a Race Related Crime !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 14 February, 2013 Share Posted 14 February, 2013 These jokes are prosthetic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 14 February, 2013 Share Posted 14 February, 2013 Police believe the weapon used was a Starting Pistol, leading to them believe it is a Race Related Crime !! Damn you Eric. Bacardi & Coke all over the keyboard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Gotsmanov Posted 14 February, 2013 Share Posted 14 February, 2013 Apparently he tried to make a quick getaway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheaf Saint Posted 14 February, 2013 Share Posted 14 February, 2013 Perhaps he thought she was a replicant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking Warrior Posted 14 February, 2013 Share Posted 14 February, 2013 Good to see the police spring into action so quickly . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo78 Posted 14 February, 2013 Share Posted 14 February, 2013 Too soon? (Bexy wins it though ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cascadia Saint Posted 14 February, 2013 Share Posted 14 February, 2013 Perhaps he thought she was a replicant? Tipping hat type smiley for you, sir... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Chalet Posted 14 February, 2013 Share Posted 14 February, 2013 I really wouldn't want to be in his shoes right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 14 February, 2013 Share Posted 14 February, 2013 I really wouldn't want to be in his shoes right now. Does he wear shoes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 14 February, 2013 Share Posted 14 February, 2013 Does he wear shoes? And there is the joke ruined...... Always one person left stumped by these things. tm pressington post #12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 14 February, 2013 Share Posted 14 February, 2013 Does he wear shoes? Are you care in the community? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 15 February, 2013 Share Posted 15 February, 2013 It just occurred to me that "Oscar Pistorious" must be the only name in history which would slot perfectly into our national anthem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 15 February, 2013 Share Posted 15 February, 2013 Police believe the weapon used was a Starting Pistol, leading to them believe it is a Race Related Crime !! You win the thread!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 15 February, 2013 Share Posted 15 February, 2013 Surely he would have stabbed her with his access to blades? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 15 February, 2013 Share Posted 15 February, 2013 Breaking News!! Police have found evidence that has shed doubt over Oscar Pistorious' involvement. Footprints. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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