CAPTION COMPETITION: Saints vs City

[Saint-Armstrong]

[Ivan Katalinic's 'tache]

Pochettino: "Tell Punch to pretend to wipe his bum if he scores. It'll be hilarious..."

[Badger]

Pochettino: "Tell Punch to pretend to wipe his bum if he scores. It'll be hilarious..."

 

Clyne " wot, do you mean on your new grey scarf ?"

[fareham saint phil]

Can you tell me what that Italian ***** is going on about

[Torrent Of Abuse]

I know you probably won't like it but Roberto has offered to get one of his players to score an own goal if you agree to give him a cuddle and possibly a slow dance. I said you you'd think about it...

[for_heaven's_Saint]

I know you probably won't like it but Roberto has offered to get one of his players to score an own goal if you agree to give him a cuddle and possibly a slow dance. I said you you'd think about it...

 

Haha!

[SNSUN]

"Why didn't you tell me you could play left back?!? That's it, Fox off, Frazer on!"

[ottery st mary]

What did I tell you NO more poncy mohican haircuts.

[PaulSaint]

Pocc - "Pull my finger, go on"

 

Mancini - "Pull his finger spoilsport!"

[.comsaint]

 

Poch : "... and Clyne, remember to tella Puncheon to jam this finger up arrse if he needa sheet".

 

Mancini "yeah. I hear punch do a sheet thiiiis big in toilet during Everton mutch"...

[SaintBobby]

Poch: "One second, Nathaniel, I know we're f**king them up the arse - but is Roberto right that you're THAT well hung?"

[martel]

 

 

Poch to Clyne, "Listen just because Punch went off for a Sxxt does not mean everyone can go" Mancini,"Let him go, I am two goals down and need all the help I can get".

[georgeweahscousin]

Young man. There's no need to feel down....

[Torrent Of Abuse]

Clyne tries to come off to "do a Puncheon" but it's too late for Gareth Barry who (much to Mancini's displeasure) takes a massive dump in front of his own goal.