Went to Shergar King today

[Miltonroader07]

and the burgers were not the same, can we have the horse meat back please.

[Spudders]

You should be pleased, they've replaced the horse meat with the meat from birds recently washed up along the south coast, so at least we know the meat has been locally sourced!

[Bearsy]

I've been a bit business today but i just popped in to see what is happening and all I'm finding is mental new threads! Did anyone read today bout that woman who had fertility pills but she changed her mind and gave them to her horse, but it turns out the dude next door was knobbing her horse at night and now it's pregnant with human-horse crossbreeds? It was in news today.

 

I've got to go now, I'm business tonight also - sexy business! Try and not start too many threads while I'm gone yeah milts pls!

[Miltonroader07]

Job's a good'un Bear